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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2958
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ores Mined:	847	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Runes Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Emeralds Found:	2737
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Love Letters Sent:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Farms Harvested:	604	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Votes:	9311	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2895
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashCow2021

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TankWarsCraft

armored vehicles, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european history, german tanks, historical battles, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, Military, military alliances, military tactics, military technology, russia, strategy, Swedish tanks, TankWarsCraft, Ukrainian Army, WARFARE, world war II

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1

haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Wiki Craft Land

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Enchantments Applied:	278
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.