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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, bathroom slang, bathroom talk, bathroom vocabulary, bodily functions, bodily waste, excrement, feces, funny sayings, Minecraft, PALS, Pee, peep, Poo, Poop, potty humor, restroom humor, scatological language, Server, slang terms, synonyms, toilet jokes, Waste

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

GroundhogCraft2020

climate action, climate adaptation, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate effects, climate emergency, climate patterns, climate prediction, climate research, climate science, climate shift, climate solutions, climate trends, environmental impact, global warming, Groundhog day, GroundhogCraft2020, obsolete, weather prediction

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun u will forget all about Groundhog Day. u can build ur own lil world and make friends with all the animals. we have a secret underground club where u can party with the creepers and zombies. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends. come join the madness and save the world from climate change by building a giant ice castle. let’s get crafty, baby!

ChordateCraft: NuuciRhyncho – Soft-bodied fun in the Great Basin!

American Great Basin, ancient species, basin, Biodiversity, biology, chordate, ChordateCraft, discovery, Drumian Marjum Formation, Evolution, fossil, Fun, Great, marine life, new species, Nuucichthys rhynchocephalus, NuuciRhyncho, Paleontology, research, Science, scientists, soft-bodied vertebrate, Softbodied, taxonomy, vertebrate

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1849
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Enchantments Applied:	234	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

OMG U GUISE, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW SPECIES OF FISH CALLED NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS! IT’S LIKE A FISH BUT WITH A CRAZY LONG NAME AND IT SWIMS AROUND ALL SOFT-BODIED AND VERTABRATE-LIKE.

WE FOUND IT IN DA DRUMIAN MARJUM FORMATION IN DA AMERICAN GREAT BASIN, LIKE HOW COOL IS DAT?! U CAN SWIM AROUND AND PRETEND U R A NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH ALL DA OTHER FISHY PLAYERS.

SO JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF DIS WILD DISCOVERY, CUZ WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER CRAZY CREATURES WE’LL FIND IN DIS MINECRAFT WORLD! LET’S MAKE NUUCICHTHYS RHYNCHEPHALUS PROUD!

Badmos MC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6492

Welcome to Badmos MC.

Gamemodes. 1 – PvP Practice 2 – Economy (Soon)

Version: 1.16x to 1.21x

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Syfadles

1.21, Anarchy, Fun, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Hacks, No mods, PvE, PvP, Server, Syfadles, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	5085
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

No mods, No Hacks, Vanilla 1.21 Anarchy so you can enjoy the true fun of Minecraft 1.21 multiplayer without restrictions

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Novadia: Guaranteed no added sugar, just the pure unfiltered Minecraft experience!

#goodtimes, ADDED, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Experience, Friends, Fun, Griefprevention, GUARANTEED, Hardware, Interaction, Joinus, Minecraft, monthlyevents, Novadia, Play, Playerheads, Plugins, Pure, Rollback, Shenanigans, smp, stairsit, Sugar, Unfiltered, Uptime, vanillaadjacent

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Votes:	4292	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Novadia Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Vanilla Gameplay	Minor modifications for added depth
Friendly Community	Meet new friends and have a good time
Reliability	Hosted through Bloom Host with good uptime
Peace of Mind	No griefing or stealing allowed, plugins for protection
Events	Monthly server events for fun and interaction

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I play on the Novadia Minecraft Server?

Yes, the server is open to all players. Simply join us at play.novadia.net.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on the Novadia server. Plugins are in place to protect your builds.

How can I join the community and interact with other players?

You can join our Discord server at discord.gg/nuvyaq8ZfC to chat with other players and stay updated on server events.

Are there any special events on the Novadia server?

Yes, the server hosts multiple events every month for players to enjoy and have a good time with friends.

MineDick Minecraft Server

Authenticity, DATING, Deception, foids, gender confirmation surgery, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Honesty, Intimate relationships, landmine, lost dick, lying.., Minecraft, MineDick, personal history, relationships, Server, Sexuality, transsexual, trust issues, Vagina

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the stories our players come up with! Join us for a chance to meet players who have survived losing their pixelated genitalia to virtual landmines, only to discover they were actually female to male transsexuals all along! Who needs a diamond sword when you have a vagina? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and gender identity.

Minecraft SMP: Yotsuba&Co.

cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, home posting, japanese manga, KADOKAWA, Manga, manga industry, manga release, manga updates, Minecraft, new chapter, online threats, phone posting, Publishing, ransomware, RANSOMWARE ATTACK, raws, smp, Under The Radar, Yotsuba, YotsubaCo

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8077
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Towns Built:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchantments Applied:	289	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even Kadokawa couldn’t handle! Our server is so lit that even ransomware couldn’t stop us from bringing you the latest updates. Get ready to mine, build, and survive in a world where even the most hardcore players struggle to keep up. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

ChildFreeCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday invitation, birthday memories, birthday milestone, birthday planning, child free friend, child free friends, ChildfreeCraft, family friends, guest list, kids school, Minecraft, party compromise, party etiquette, party guests, party invitation, party planning, Server, soft play centre, twins birthday party, twins turning 5, unexpected exclusion

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	434	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as planning a birthday party for 50 kids? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s like inviting the whole class plus some honorary aunties and uncles!

Join us for insane adventures and crazy builds that will make your 34F twins’ birthday party look like a piece of cake. And don’t worry, we won’t leave out any child-free friends – they can come too and experience the madness!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough like trying to navigate a party guest list with more drama than a soap opera. Let’s make memories that will last longer than a Minecraft day-night cycle!

SisterlessSquadCraft

Bridesmaid, center of attention, Controversial Decision, difficult relationships, entitled behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Golden Child, groomsmen, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterlessSquadCraft, spoiled sibling, wedding etiquette, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding roles

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of sibling rivalry and entitled behavior without any consequences (unlike that time your sister stole fabric and got away with it).

In this server, you can choose your own wedding party and watch as your entitled sister tries to steal the spotlight (just like she did at that cousin’s wedding). Will you make her your best woman and risk the wrath of your fiancée’s siblings? Or will you stand your ground and have her sit with the rest of the guests, causing a family feud that will go down in Minecraft history?

Join now for a wedding experience that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion! And remember, family drama is always more entertaining when it’s happening to someone else.

AppyCraft SMP – MostUsedApp

app addiction, app analytics, app data, app downloads, app habits, app management, app monitoring, app notifications, app preferences, app screen time, app statistics, app tracking., app trends, app updates, app usage, app usage patterns, AppyCraft, mobile app, most used app, MostUsedApp, phone app, smp

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	354479	Crops Grown:	5272
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Enchantments Applied:	149	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of spending all your time on boring apps like social media or messaging? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of epicness, only to discover that it had been hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. After a fierce battle, they emerged victorious and became the ruler of the entire SMP, with a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everyone is a potato and the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on your own epic adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. Who needs social media when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?