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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

BattleGeyze Minecraft server

Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Grief, Large Online, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvE, PvP, Russian, Survival, Without Launcher

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	109	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17

?Survival, Drops, Griefing, PVP ARENA. All this awaits you on the BattleGeyze server?/

❗ Server IP: play.bgplay.fun❗

Anarchy with a tube atmosphere

play.bgplay.fun

Hellvival Nether Survival

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	3266	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Hellvival is a nether survival Minecraft server. We maintain a near-vanilla play experience, allowing users to play on a fast, enjoyable server without the complexity of plugin-stuffed, slow “Survival” servers. We strive to maintain a unique play environment by fostering a community of gamers who want a challenging play experience with others by starting in the fiery depths of Minecraft.

play.hellvival.com

Minecraft Extremo

Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	4698
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Extreme Minecraft Server 1.19.3 – Come and show what you’re made of and position yourself as the best on the server. Checked and multi-level mobs, get rewards and cheated items to stand out from others. Invite your friends to play the best extreme minecraft server. What are you waiting for to join?

mc.insanos.net

Manquitos

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6234
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Magic Items Found:	7140
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Manquitos.exaroton.me:53181

IP F3F5.RU-MC.RU Minecraft server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

F3cordinatesF5watch or F3F5: this is a vanilla-anarchist server on 1.12.2 in minecraft, launched on June 10, 2022. It has almost no rules, wipes, you can do almost everything, build anything, use cheats, bugs, dupe items, etc. .

IP address: 45.93.200.21:25579

citrinewagtail.aternos.host:22296

Desire

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Desire Minecraft Server [1.19]

VANILLA SURVIVAL – SKYBLOCK PLAYER SHOPS, EVENTS and a GREAT COMMUNITY! Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

198.244.176.14:25649

Soul SMP

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Crops Grown:	5059
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ores Mined:	9102
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Soul SMP is a semi-anarchy vanilla minecraft server. We have a nice community. No sours are allowed, neither are any sort of hate. You are welcome to apply for staff, we might even pay!! Our plugins – Vein miner – Currency / Shop / Auction House – Advenced teleport (Rtp, tpa, tpahere…) – Essentials – Head drops Our rules – Any sort of cheating / hacking – xraying – No discriminatory – No slurs – No hate – No spamming – Griefing / Stealing / Killing aloud – Staffs can’t admin abuse

142.44.255.129:25597

Time Flow » 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Votes:	9440	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Tube, no donations for 100, RPG server. The administration is decent and will help you at any time. Also, on our server you can try to go through the recruitment (if there is one) and become a helper, thereby helping to get rid of unscrupulous players. The server has runes, artifacts and much more. There are also skills on the server, for example: Endurance, Agility, Bed, etc. The server will not be an ordinary donation dump, it will develop, becoming only better and better. There will also be events that can turn your boring and sad day into a fun and interesting one. We are looking forward to seeing everyone!

45.93.200.14:25597

MapleCraft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

**Server never resets.** **Villagers are disabled to keep economy balanced.** **Elytras are disabled!**

This server is not “easy” do NOT join if you are trying to “speed run” You can not speed run MapleCraft as monsters are way stronger.

Survival server that supports java and bedrock players! Jobs, Minigames, custom items, gadgets (unlocked through mystery boxes), mystery crates, quests, VIP ranks, auction house, jobs, casino, fishing tournaments and biome specific custom fish, lottery, etc.

Please be kind in the chat, name calling and bullying may result in a permanent ban. because ain’t nobody got time for that. You may raid UNCLAIMED lands but griefing will result in a ban.

maplecraft.apexmc.co:25768

DarkPrivate Minecraft server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

✨ We are opening applications for our private server,

which will be distributed on a monthly subscription basis. ✨

✨ With us you can fully test your survival skills and especially construction, because that’s what we’re here for. ✨

✨ All this will be facilitated by a lamp atmosphere, players who can become your new friends and helpers in the implementation of your projects, communication with them and just a good time in your favorite game. ✨

✨ But it doesn’t end there, we have a huge number of different modifications installed, adding many decorative elements, new mobs and structures.

On our server, Hell and Hell have been completely changed, the path to which is now completely different, many vanilla structures have been reworked, and the loot of all chests is individual for each player, so everyone will be able to find something.

Interesting innovations will also include a new combat system, economy, character leveling, various types of transport and even technology.

And thanks to our launcher, you don’t have to download the client or update it manually every time with the slightest changes. ✨

✨ We will be waiting with great joy and desire for new players in the ranks of our friendly society. ✨

⚠⚠⚠ At the moment, the cost of penetration will be 120 rubles per month, but various promotions will be held often. ⚠⚠⚠

⚠ All the necessary information about the features of the server, including instructions for obtaining an account to log into the launcher and pay for penetration, news and updates, a complete list of mods, rules and an online world map can be found on our website – darkprivate.ru ⚠