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Poo Pals Minecraft Server

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hey yo welcome to dis minecraft server where the grass is purple and the cows can fly. if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we have a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and a rollercoaster made out of TNT. if u dare to ride it, u might just end up in a land of talking creepers who only speak in riddles.

our staff team consists of unicorns and wizards who grant wishes to all players who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

so come join us on dis epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination…and the occasional glitch that turns all the pigs into giant marshmallows.

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FrontierSMP VS Hypixel

Cooperative gameplay, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, player interaction, PvE, PvP, Resource Surveying, Season Rewards, Survival, Town Growth, Town Siege, Towny, trade economy

Hypixel	FrontierSMP
Large player base	Smaller, community-focused server
Various game modes and minigames	Focused on Towny PVP gameplay
Professional staff and regular updates	Active and dedicated staff
High-quality server performance	Smooth gameplay experience
Regular events and competitions	Seasonal rewards and town-building goals
Subscription options for additional perks	No subscription required for full gameplay

Hypixel FAQ:

1. What game modes does Hypixel offer? – Hypixel offers a wide range of game modes including Skywars, Bed Wars, and Build Battle.

2. How large is the player base on Hypixel? – Hypixel has a very large player base with thousands of players online at any given time.

3. Are there any subscription options on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers subscription options for additional perks such as cosmetics and pets.

FrontierSMP FAQ:

1. What is the main focus of FrontierSMP? – FrontierSMP is focused on Towny PVP gameplay where players can build and grow their towns, siege others, and trade for profit.

2. How active is the staff on FrontierSMP? – The staff on FrontierSMP are active and dedicated to providing a smooth gameplay experience for all players.

3. Are there seasonal rewards on FrontierSMP? – Yes, FrontierSMP offers seasonal rewards for top scorers and town-building goals for players to work towards.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Rule the Minecraft World

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the white women are a gift from God! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining competitions, llama rodeos, and secret underground white woman shrines. Trust us, you won’t find this level of craziness anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to have the time of your life on our one-of-a-kind server!

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Blocky McBlockface: The Holy Kino Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn louder than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of all things epic and awesome!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and lava waterfalls. But be careful, because the trees have a mind of their own and will try to steal your precious diamonds!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is protected by a team of ninja moderators who will banish any griefers to the Nether realm faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited power to whoever wields it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most mind-blowingly awesome Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, we can’t help you.

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✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pureland SMP: Where Vanilla means no sprinkles {Version 1.20.4}

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Pureland SMP Overview

Server Name	Pureland SMP
IP	purelandsmp.com

Key Features:

Semi-Vanilla Survival
Community-Centric
Economic System
Essential Commands
Active Discord Community

Join us today and create your own story in Pureland SMP, where every player matters and every moment is an opportunity for fun and adventure.

Discord: Use /discord in-game for an invite! OR here is the link -> https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Pureland SMP?	Pureland SMP is a semi-vanilla survival Minecraft server with a focus on community and simplicity.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the IP purelandsmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special commands on the server?	Yes, there are essential commands like /spawn, /sethome, /home, and /playtime to enhance your gameplay.
Can I build at spawn?	Yes, you can claim a plot at spawn or venture out into the wild to build.
Is there an economy system on the server?	Yes, Pureland SMP has a simple yet immersive economy with commands like /bal and /baltop to track your financial progress.

SketCraft: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

“Youth, Anime, anime fans, anime lovers, anime recommendations, comedy, comedy series, friendship, high school, japanese animation, Manga, meets, Memories, Minecraft, nostalgic, Otaku, Parody, Remember Sket Dance, school club, school life, shonen jump, Sket Dance, SketCraft, teamwork

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few dance-offs!

Our server is so awesome, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move when they see our players coming. And don’t even get us started on the zombies – rumor has it they’ve been practicing their thriller dance just for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Sket Dance crew, who are always up for a good time and a hilarious prank or two. So if you’re ready to laugh, dance, and have the time of your life, join us today! Remember Sket Dance – because on our server, anything is possible!

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Crafty Pigskin Paradise

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can team up with the best of the best? Look no further than our server, where you can join forces with Patrick Mahomes, Lamar Jackson, and even Aaron Rodgers (who somehow ended up on the NY Jets, don’t ask how).

But wait, there’s more! Imagine building epic structures with Justin Herbert, going on mining adventures with Dak Prescott, or battling mobs with Tua Tagovailoa (who has a secret talent for crafting diamond swords).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not team up with the below average/green players like Daniel Jones and Jayden Daniels? Who knows, maybe they’ll surprise you with their building skills (or lack thereof).

So come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures with NFL quarterbacks like never before! Who knew they were such pro gamers in their spare time?

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WarfareMC: Where vanilla is only semi, towns are rowdy, the map is dyno and the wars are never-ending!

alliances, application form, bedrock, bugs, communities, crossplay, Custom Plugins, Discord, Dyno, Economy, enemies, Events, Feedback, java, Live Map, Map, Nations, Neverending, open beta, PvP, ROWDY, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Shops, Survival, TAKEOVER, Towns, Vanilla, WarfareMC, Wars

Server Information
WarfareMC is a geopolitical towny war server. Create towns, form nations, build alliances, make enemies and take over the world!

Features
Java/Bedrock – crossplay
Dynmap – Full live map of the world
Towny – Create towns with friends
War – Go to war with different towns and nations
More features to come!

What we need
We are looking for individuals to help players navigate the open beta (Releasing in around two weeks). We also need feedback to improve the server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above and following the application form.
Is the server available for both Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, the server supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.
What can I do on the server?	You can create towns, form nations, engage in wars with other towns/nations, and explore the world through Dynmap.

PokeValley VS Hypixel

Achievements, Adventure, Battles, camaraderie, Challenges, Community, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fairness, FRIENDSHIPS, Legendary, Legends, Prestige, Surprises, Survival, Training, Unique, Wilderness

Comparison of Hypixel and PokeValley Minecraft Servers

Aspect	Hypixel	PokeValley
Player Experience	One of the largest and most popular Minecraft servers with a wide variety of minigames and game modes to choose from.	Focused on a unique and challenging Pokemon-themed survival experience with player-run features like gyms and tournaments.
Pay-to-Win	Sells cosmetic items, rank upgrades, and other perks that can give paying players an advantage over non-paying players.	Only offers a VIP rank for purchase, but it only grants access to a cosmetic feature of /nick and does not give any gameplay advantages.
Community	Large and diverse player base with active forums and social media presence.	Smaller, more close-knit community with a focus on collaboration and friendly competition.
Features	Wide range of minigames, custom game modes, and events to participate in.	Player-run gyms, Elite Four, Champion battles, PokeDex rank rewards, and community events.

FAQ

Question	Hypixel	PokeValley
What sets each server apart from the other?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and custom game modes, while PokeValley provides a unique Pokemon-themed survival experience with player-run features.	PokeValley focuses on a challenging Pokemon-themed survival experience with player-run gyms, Elite Four battles, and other community events.
Does either server have a pay-to-win model?	Yes, Hypixel sells cosmetic items, rank upgrades, and other perks that can give paying players an advantage over non-paying players.	No, PokeValley only offers a VIP rank for purchase, which grants access to a cosmetic feature of /nick and does not give any gameplay advantages.
What kind of community can I expect on each server?	Hypixel has a large and diverse player base with active forums and social media presence.	PokeValley has a smaller, more close-knit community with a focus on collaboration and friendly competition.
What features does each server offer?	Hypixel offers a wide range of minigames, custom game modes, and events to participate in.	PokeValley provides player-run gyms, Elite Four battles, Champion battles, PokeDex rank rewards, and community events.

Crafty Asians vs White Knights

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Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Asian women preferring White men? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, all players are equal in the eyes of Notch! Join us and escape the harsh reality of dating preferences by building epic structures and battling mobs together. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret love potion that will make Asian women swoon over you, regardless of your race. So come on, join us and find true love (or at least some diamonds)!

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