bathroom surprise – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

bathroom break, bathroom etiquette, bathroom humor, bathroom sounds, bathroom surprise, big, big dump, comedic relief, comedic timing, dump, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gross, Minecraft, prrrrrrrrrrt, Smelly, smp, Steaming, STINKY, Surprise, toilet humor, unexpected

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

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FateCraft Minecraft Server

#Readme, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, fate edition, FateCraft, fated bromance, general, japanese, Japanese locale, Minecraft, plot spoilers, Recommendations, Server, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we mine visual novels! Join us for a wild ride filled with English-translated Japanese visual novels and outrageous discussions.

Looking for a server where E-celeb shitposting is not allowed? Look no further, because we take our visual novels seriously here. Our members are so dedicated, they even read the Readme before asking for tech support!

But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon for troubleshooting. Just copy those error messages with CTRL+C and paste them with CTRL+V into DeepL. It’s like magic, but with more pixels!

And if you’re ever in need of a novel with a specific element, we’ve got you covered. Our collection is so vast, it puts the Library of Alexandria to shame.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds, discuss visual novels, and solve tech issues all in one place? It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with creepers. Join us now and let the insanity begin!

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Anon’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Anon, Anons, Epic, financial achievement, financial growth, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, financial success story, Investments, Kaspa, Last year, MILLIONAIRE, millionaire lifestyle, millionaire mindset, millionaire status, millionaire success, Minecraft, money management, portfolio management, portfolio owner, smp, success, wealth

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the currency is measured in Kaspa and you can become a millionaire in no time! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pigs, flying llamas, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality.

But beware, the land is also home to a mischievous group of zombie villagers who have a taste for expensive redstone contraptions. Will you be able to outsmart them and protect your riches?

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to become the wealthiest player in the history of Minecraft SMPs! Remember, in this world, anything is possible – even becoming a billionaire overnight if you play your cards right. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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PreggoSis Minecraft Server

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict, decision, emotions, family, Future, Grief, Jealousy, Loss, Minecraft, Motherhood, PreggoSis, Pregnancy, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of matching outfits, blocked boyfriends, and unexpected pregnancies.

Picture this: you and your sister, rocking the same outfits and sharing a meal at a buffet. But wait, things take a turn when she discovers her boyfriend blocked her on social media and drops the bombshell that she’s pregnant. Meanwhile, you’re dealing with your own struggles after losing a child. Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can escape real-life chaos and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual boyfriend who won’t block you. And hey, if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can reenact the whole sister saga in Minecraft form.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more outrageous than the drama is the creativity of our players. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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NoClaireNoParty – Invite Only!

bullying, Communication, conversation skills, cousin relationship, Effort, Empathy, exclusion, family conflict, family dynamics, friendship, high school, inclusion, invite, NoClaireNoParty, patience, peer pressure, personal boundaries, school environment, social anxiety, Social Skills, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around!

Join us and leave behind the awkward conversations with your cousin Claire who refuses to talk to anyone. No more trying to make small talk with someone who just stares at their phone and gives one-word answers. On our server, the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly players who are here to have a good time.

Say goodbye to being guilt-tripped by your aunt and uncle to hang out with Claire. Instead, join a community where everyone is welcome and you can make friends at your own pace. No more pressure to be the social butterfly when you just want to relax and play some Minecraft.

So come join us on our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build your own world where you can be yourself and have fun without any judgment or expectations. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft?

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UnfunnyComicHater69

comedic style, comedy criticism, comedy critique, comedy opinions, comedy preferences, comedy taste, comedy tastes, humor criticism, humor critique, humor opinions, humor preferences, not funny, not humorous, not my humor, overrated comedian, stand up comedy, unfunny comedian, UnfunnyComicHater69, unpopular opinion

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be laughing your blocky butt off with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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EcoCraft: Shocking Roads

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, EcoCraft, electric car adoption, electric car charging, electric car incentives, electric car infrastructure, electric car market., electric car sales, electric cars, electric vehicles, Environment, Fossil Fuels, gas cars, green technology, norway, renewable energy, Roads, Shocking.., Transportation

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. like, imagine a world where, like, there are more electric cars than gas cars on Norway’s roads. that’s, like, the vibe we’re going for here.

join us for a wild ride through a land of pixelated madness, where the sheep wear sunglasses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. we’ve got flying pigs, disco parties in the mines, and a secret underground lair where the llamas throw raves.

so, like, grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, ’cause this server is gonna blow your mind, dude. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

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Rare Peacock Sighting Server

Animal Behavior, avian beauty, Biodiversity, colorful birds, conservation, disbelief, discovery, exotic birds, feathers, mainstream science, Nature, ornithology, PEACOCK, peacocks, rare, Rare animals, Rare species, Server, sighting, sightings, skepticism, tail feathers, wildlife, zoology

come join our epic minecraft server where peacocks roam free and rule the land with their majestic tail feathers! it’s like jurassic park but with birds instead of dinosaurs. you never know when a peacock will swoop down and steal your diamonds, so watch out! but don’t worry, our expert peacock trainers are here to keep them in line (most of the time).

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – these llamas are ruthless masterminds. join us and help stop the llama uprising before it’s too late!

if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers (not really, but they do taste pretty good). so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unique gaming experience!

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New Server IP
EchoSmp

Adventure, armor, Bosses, challenge, Community, Cross-Play, Dimensions, Dungeons, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, gameplay progression, Loot drops, mobs, Mods, Plugins, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Raiding, Resource Gathering, Rewards, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

Welcome to Echo SMP – The Trims Survival Server! Dive into Echo SMP and experience a fully transformed survival journey packed with exciting features: > Overhauled Dimensions: Explore redesigned Overworld, Nether, and End with new biomes and structures. > Armor Trim System: Gain unique abilities through exclusive armor trims only available to you. > Tougher Mobs & Bosses:* Face rebalanced enemies and bosses for greater challenges and rewards. > New Tools & Armor:* Discover powerful new tools and a rare, epic armor set. > Revamped Structures:* Explore enhanced dungeons, castles, and hidden locations with richer rewards. > Enchantment System Overhaul: Unlock strategic, powerful enchantments for deeper customization. > New Resource Gathering Mechanics: Obtain materials in a more engaging and challenging way. > Harder Survival: Experience a more difficult gameplay progression that keeps you on your toes. > Exclusive Loot Drops: Collect rare items and resources from newly revamped bosses. > Dynamic PvP: Use new mechanics and abilities for exciting and strategic PvP battles. Ready for an epic challenge? Join Echo SMP today!

echosmp.store

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New Server IP
at0mic-network

Adventure, Atomic Network, Community, Duels, duo duels, Economy, Elo, Events, feature-packed, Jobs, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, quads duels, Ranks, Server, Shops, solo duels, Survival, trio duels

Survival and Duels server! Join us on a survival and PVP adventure on our feature-packed server including: – Economy – Shops – Jobs – Ranks – Duels (solo, duo, trio, quads; with unranked and ranked ELO options) – & so much more!

connect.malkahservices.ca

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🌊 Glimmer Shores: The Vanilla-est Semiprecious Java Land

Adventure, Auctions, Beach, bedrock, building, Claims, Code, Community, Discord, Exploration, Glimmer, Homes, java, Land, mmorpg, multiplayer, sailing, Sandbox, Semi Vanilla, Semiprecious, Shops, Shores, sunscreen, Survival, Vanillaest, Version

Glimmer Shores Minecraft Server Overview:

Features	Claims System 🏝️
	Shops Plugin 🏪
	Auctions 🎯
	Homes Feature 🏠
Java IP	Glimmershores.net
Bedrock IP	Glimmershores.net:19132
Version	1.21

Grab your sunscreen and join us today! ☀️

Community Discord Code: 3gfCGqkeUt

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I claim land on the server?	Use the /claim command to define your area.
Can I create my own shop?	Yes, you can set up your own shop using the Shops Plugin.
Is PvP enabled on Glimmer Shores?	PvP is allowed but discouraged in residential areas.
How do I teleport to my home?	Use the /home command to teleport to your set home location.
Can I participate in server auctions?	Yes, you can bid on items in server auctions.