Effortless Block Breakers Guild

smooth digestion, breakers, toilet time insights, easy bowel movement tips, guild

Join Now: The Server That Will Make You Question Your Existence!

Welcome to the greatest server you never knew you were missing! Picture this: a realm where the blocks are sentient, and they whisper secrets of the universe. Our server is the spillage of glorious cosmic diarrhea, flowing freely into the void of pixelated dreams! Don’t believe me? That’s exactly what they want you to think! Join us, or else face the undeniable truth that you’re not truly alive!

Feature	Description
Teleportation Pigeons	Every hour, spawn pigeons that will teleport you to your deepest fears. It’s a travel option and a therapy session!
Infinite Shit Blocks	Experience tears of joy as you mine blocks that reincarnate into golden poop whenever you break them! Feel the gravity of existence.
Gravity-Defying Creepers	Creepers now float majestically and will serenade you before exploding! It makes total sense! (or does it?)
Endless NLIGHTMANZ!	Log in at midnight to witness the NLIGHTMANZ, flying by and chanting incomprehensible mantras. Remember: socks are optional.

FAQ

Q: What version of Minecraft do you run?A: Version 42, because reality is a flat circle and time is just a suggestion! Why be constrained by numbers?

Q: How do I join?A: Locate a forgotten mirror in an abandoned realm, whisper sweet nothings to your reflection, and then give a thumbs up to the universe to signal your intentions. It’s easy! Or not… did you even take that thumb off?

Q: Are there rules?A: Rules? Who decides what’s real and what isn’t? The only rule is no rules, except for the ones that emerge from the darkness. Beware the kittens, they know too much!

Random Reviews

“I dont get how people have to like force and strain to shit…”

“Doesn’t it just slide out on its own?”

“Mine always does, wtf…”

“These niggas eating where it takes them 20 minutes…”

Join this paradoxical slice of madness! Reality crumbles, and so will you, unless you choose to be part of the insanity!

Eternal Crafted Realm 1.20.1

digestive issues, poop jokes, ETERNAL, Poo is not solid again, gastrointestinal problems

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of wiping your ass forever >Build your own virtual toilet and never worry about messy poops again >Experience the freedom of a clean butt in a blocky world >No more endless wiping, just endless fun in our server >Say goodbye to solid poops and hello to endless entertainment

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PooPvP Master on Minecraft SMP

PooPvP, bathroom habits, poop jokes, bathroom time, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is always on the brink of doing a poo! Will he make it to the toilet in time or will it be a messy disaster? Join now to witness the epic bathroom battles unfold in real-time!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the server that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to watch your step around the player who’s about to do a poo… it could get messy!

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Toilet Teleportation Craft

bathroom habits, funny stories, funny experiences, bathroom emergencies, funny quotes

Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

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Pee-ventures: Aim Challenge

bathroom struggles, men’s aging issues, aging and bathroom habits, aging men, bathroom problems

come join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep music. we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake and diamonds. if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. our community is full of crazy players who build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on dis server. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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LaggyLimbsMC

DELAY, neural pathways, mind-body coordination, LaggyLimbsMC, movement control

So, like, imagine a place where you can move your limbs with super speed and accuracy, like you’re a ninja on crack! Our Minecraft server is like that, but with blocks and stuff. Join us and become a blocky ninja master, jumping and building with lightning-fast reflexes. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough diamonds, you’ll unlock the secret power of teleportation. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate blocky ninja teleporting master!

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MDMA Mayhem Server

pharmaceutical industry, psychiatric disorders, drug regulation, substance abuse, TANK

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the trials are so flawed and scandalous that even the FDA experts are like “nah, we out”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we navigate through the twisted world of Minecraft with absolutely zero expert support. Who needs FDA approval when you have a bunch of crazy gamers running the show? Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about!

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WereWolfs Fantasy MC SMP

Minecraft, fantasy minecraft, #werewolfs, Version 1.20.1, Twitchstreamers

Minecraft Modded server for my Twitch community. JOIN THE COMMUNITY:Version: 1.20.1ModPack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/fantasy-minecraft-fabricTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/werewolfdemon66Social Media: https://linktr.ee/Werewolfdemon66

WerewolfsFantasyMCSMP.mcserver.us

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ESOMRPS: Where Roleplay and Vanilla collide – like a cake without frosting!

Cake, Guilds, FANTASY, Exploration, frosting

Minecraft Server Overview

Elder Scrolls RP Java Server

Server Type	Java
Age	11 Years
Features	We have a large world with rich lore and plenty of opportunities. With truly complex and intriguing role-play involving Governments, Militaries, guilds, and unique (written down) history.
Discord	Join our Discord!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to have a Java version of Minecraft and connect to the server IP provided.

2. Is there a whitelist for the server?

Yes, there is a whitelist process to maintain the quality of roleplay on the server. You can apply for whitelist on our Discord.

3. What kind of roleplay opportunities are available on the server?

We have roleplay involving Governments, Militaries, guilds, and unique history that players can participate in to create immersive experiences.

4. Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Make sure to read and follow the server rules provided.

5. Can I use mods on the server?

It is recommended to use only the approved mods on the server to prevent any conflicts or unfair advantages.

TomodachiCraft Server: Ch. 125

BETRAYAL, Drama, Psychological, friendship, Shocking..

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled volcano!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your dream castle only to have it attacked by an army of evil llamas riding on top of flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! How about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a friendly dragon who spits out gold nuggets instead of fire? Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players compete to see who can launch a cow the farthest using only explosives.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, “Owari da.” (It’s over.)

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Bathroom Struggles