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Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Crops Grown:	5259	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Pee-ventures: Aim Challenge

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ores Mined:	5845	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep music. we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake and diamonds. if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. our community is full of crazy players who build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on dis server. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

terpocolypse

Economy, ENGAGEMENT, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, terpocolypse

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Star Shards Collected:	227
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

terpocolypse is a survival economy based server with a little touch of pvp we mainly focus on our economy and engagment with players and we hope you enjoy the server as much as ive enjoyed putting it together

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Flippin’ Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animation, Anime, Colorful, Coming of Age, Creative, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Flip Flappers, Flippin, friendship, Fun, Hidden Gem, Imaginative, Magical Girls, mind-bending, Minecraft, Recommendation, review, Server, surreal, Television series, Unique

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Farms Harvested:	971	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Imagine a world where every block is made of candy and every mob is a cute anime character from Flip Flappers. That’s right, on our server, you can battle it out with Cocona and Papika while building a house made entirely out of Pocky sticks!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking cat named Buu-chan. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical wand that lets you turn any block into a delicious dessert of your choice. Want to build a castle made of cotton candy? Done. How about a roller coaster made of chocolate? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our crazy, candy-filled world? Join us now and let the sugary adventures begin!

Bandwidth Boss Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4280	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that even YouTube struggles to handle the sheer amount of bandwidth we use. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane reasons why you should join us:

– Our server is home to a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of trolling players. They’ll steal your diamonds, prank your builds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

– We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the human players and take control of the server.

– Our Nether is a never-ending party zone where the ghasts throw raves and the piglins have a thriving economy based on trading rare items. Just be careful not to get caught in the crossfire of their turf wars.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CraftyClapback Minecraft Server

CraftyClapback, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Votes:	2612	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and one-up your friends? Look no further than our server! Just like the boyfriend in this story, you can show off your fancy gadgets and expensive purchases to all the other players.

Join our server and compete to see who can have the most up-to-date techy gadgets and luxurious items. Want to show off your new diamond armor? Well, someone else will have full netherite armor to flex on you with. Upgrade your virtual house to a mansion? Someone else will have a castle.

But beware, just like in real life, these purchases may come at a cost. Will you be able to afford it all or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, barely able to make ends meet but still wanting to one-up everyone else? Join our server now and find out!

SeatSwapSass_MC

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6335	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	117	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about losing your window seat to a kid and their entitled parents ever again! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

On our server, you can build your dream window seat fortress and defend it against any pesky parents trying to steal it from you. We have special power-ups that allow you to summon a herd of angry llamas to chase them away or even turn them into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to befriend. If you can find and tame the Diamond Sheep, you’ll gain access to exclusive VIP areas and special rewards.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of keeping your window seat safe from entitled parents while embarking on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re selfish for wanting to keep what’s rightfully yours – on our server, you’re the king of your window seat kingdom!

SmashBrosMC SMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle all disputes with epic Super Smash Bros battles! That’s right, forget about PvP, it’s all about smashing your opponents off the map with your favorite Nintendo characters.

Join us and find out which Super Smash Bros character you truly are. Are you a fierce warrior like Link, a sneaky trickster like Pikachu, or maybe even a lovable goofball like Kirby? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Smash Bros tournament where the winner gets a real-life golden mushroom trophy! Rumor has it that the last champion, Steve from Minecraft, used his winnings to build a diamond castle in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the smashing begin!

99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Enchantments Applied:	205
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

aerial attack, boom, Conflict, creeper, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, military depot, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, northwest of Moscow, russia, Russian town, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Towns Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	290
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Votes:	3271
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Villages Defended:	9

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

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