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BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

PolarizedCraft: Extreme Views & Extreme Actions

actions, ambivalence, Beliefs, compensation, discomfort, EXTREME, extreme actions, extreme beliefs, extreme support, extreme views, feelings, Insecurity, polarized views, PolarizedCraft, political violence, promote, study, Support, Views, Weak

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4973	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A POLITICAL DEBATE GONE WILD!

WE GOT AMBIVALENCE AND POLARIZED VIEWS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

FEELIN’ WEAK OR INSECURE ABOUT YOUR BELIEFS? NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME!

WATCH OUT FOR THOSE EXTREME ACTIONS THOUGH, THEY’LL HAVE YOU BUILDIN’ CASTLES AND FIGHTIN’ DRAGONS IN NO TIME!

COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE WHERE YOUR BELIEFS TAKE YOU! (PRO TIP: BRING SNACKS, YOU’LL NEED ‘EM)

BONUSGRIEF Minecraft server

Account.., banner, BONUSGRIEF, description, Fun, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OWNER, Server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

The owner of the server “BONUSGRIEF” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

95.217.53.188:25963

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos and pureness collide – No hacks allowed, just good ol’ anarchy s’il vous plaît!

Active, Allies, Allowed, Anarchy, betray, borders, Chaos, collide, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Good, Hacks, map size, Nether, ONLINE, plait, Players, pureness, PvP, semi anarchy, Server, SIL, Simply, Spawn, starter base, Survival, tb, Vanilla, Video, vous

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Villages Defended:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Simply Vanilla Server Overview:

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF
Website	https://simplyvanilla.net
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

1. Can I hack or dupe on the server?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on Simply Vanilla. Players found violating these rules will be banned.

2. What are the server’s features?

Simply Vanilla offers vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof for players to explore and build in.

3. How long has the server been online?

Simply Vanilla has been online since 2019 with an active community of players and a strong discord presence.

4. How do I escape spawn on the server?

For a guide on how to escape spawn, you can watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, players are free to make allies, betray, and conquer bases on Simply Vanilla. However, hacking and duping are still not allowed.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crops Grown:	2578	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Do you want to escape the judgmental eyes of society and embrace your inner weirdo? Then come join our Minecraft server, where being socially inept is not only accepted, but celebrated!

On our server, you can finally be yourself without fear of being judged for your lack of hygiene or awkward social skills. In fact, we encourage you to embrace your quirks and let your freak flag fly high!

And if you’re worried about never seeing a real-life woman naked, fear not! Our server is full of pixelated babes just waiting to be wooed by your blocky charm. Who needs real women when you have virtual ones at your fingertips?

So come on down to our server and join us in a world where the only metric that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in a single night. Trust us, you’ll fit right in!

PrivateFollowers Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Animals Bred:	87	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to pull pranks, tell jokes, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds is hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest Minecraft player in history? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most absurd, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to keep your sense of humor and your pickaxe at the ready – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

Momma’s 10th Baby vs. My Baecation

10th, Allowance, baby, Baecation, Birth, Birthday, Blood, Boyfriend, Chores, Christian, family, Father, hang out, last child, mom, mommas, parents, puke, School, Siblings, train rides, UNCOMFORTABLE, vacation, weekend

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	8872	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of having a big family like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaotic fun and endless adventures.

Imagine having 8 siblings and a mom who just can’t stop popping out babies! But hey, at least you’ll never run out of people to play Minecraft with, right? And who needs money or allowance when you have the joy of watching your mom give birth at home and filming it for memories? It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get the chance to escape the craziness of family life by going on vacation with your boyfriend’s family. Just make sure it’s not too close to your mom’s due date, or you might end up missing out on the blood and puke-filled birth video recording session. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have all the drama at home, am I right?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop entertainment and questionable family dynamics? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

ShookCraft: History Bytes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with ancient artifacts and hidden treasures? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the past while building your own epic creations above ground! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and become a part of history in the making!

SanctionCraft USA

Congress, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, embargo, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, new, package, Political, restrictions, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions list, sanctions program, Trade, Treasury Department, united states, Usa, White House

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Love Letters Sent:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Villages Defended:	15

hey u! ya u! ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? well, look no further cuz our server is lit like a creeper on fire! we got more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse!

join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only rule is to have fun! we’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and epic builds that will make you say “holy sheep!”

plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the ender dragon itself!

so what are you waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is talking about our server. trust us, you won’t regret it!

GravityFighters

acceptance, battle, challenge, Conquer, Defeat, Endurance, Fight, force, gravity, GravityFighters, inevitability, Life, Loss, Overcome, perseverance, PHYSICS., resilience, resistance, strength, Struggle, Surrender

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	484	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

join dis server if u want to be part of a wild ride where the blocks come alive and start dancing the cha cha slide. we got creepers who moonwalk and skeletons who breakdance. the ender dragon? oh he just wants to challenge u to a rap battle.

come on in and build ur dream castle, but watch out for the flying pigs who will steal ur diamonds and replace them with potatoes. our mod team is made up of unicorns who grant wishes and ban griefers by shooting glitter out of their horns.

if u want a server that will make u question reality and laugh until u pee ur pants, then join us now. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. the madness will consume u and u will never be the same. but hey, at least u’ll have a good time, right?

AlgaeNanobotLungCureMC

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Void Gems Collected:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Towns Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where tiny robots made of green algae are running around with little nanoparticles covered in red blood cell stuff. They’re like tiny little doctors going through your lungs to deliver chemo drugs right to those nasty tumors. It’s like a sci-fi movie but in Minecraft, dude! Join our server and experience the wildest medical adventures while fighting off lung cancer with the power of algae robots. It’s like a virtual hospital on steroids, man! Come join the madness and let’s save some blocky lives together!