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  • Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

    Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 4463
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

    So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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  • Poop Time Minecraft Server

    Poop Time Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 4058
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Crops Grown: 2702 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 199
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where it’s stinky poop time all the time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a special poop-themed world where everything is made of poop blocks. Build your house out of poop, mine for poop diamonds, and fight off poop monsters – it’s a poop-tastic adventure!

    2. We have a poop-themed parkour course that will challenge even the most skilled Minecraft players. Can you make it through the stinky obstacles without falling into the poop pit below?

    3. Our server has a poop emoji plugin that allows you to communicate with other players using only poop emojis. It’s a fun and silly way to chat while you’re exploring the stinky world.

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a secret poop treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Poop King?

    So come join us on our stinky poop time Minecraft server for a hilariously absurd gaming experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • Toilet Teleportation Craft

    Toilet Teleportation Craft
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 2868
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Villages Defended: 5

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    Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!

    And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?

    So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

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  • PoopCraft Minecraft Server

    PoopCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 2843
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

    Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans like you’ve never seen before. We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano – it’s a real thrill ride!

    But that’s not all – we also have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when they see you clucking around the server like a mad hen!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some poopies together – I mean memories, let’s make some memories.

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  • PixelPeenPics4U

    PixelPeenPics4U
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 5075
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 297 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret potion that turns you into a superhero with the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and ride a dragon into battle.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, every full moon we host a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

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  • CraftyCosmicConsciousness

    CraftyCosmicConsciousness
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3586
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29

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    so like, this server is where all those particles ended up, and now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together. can you imagine? particles playing Minecraft? it’s like a party in your brain, man.

    join us and be part of this cosmic adventure where you can build your own universe, mine for diamonds with aliens, and battle giant space creepers. it’s like, out of this world, literally.

    plus, our community is so cool, you’ll feel like you’re hangin’ out with the Avengers. we’ve got Iron Man building skyscrapers, Hulk smashing everything in sight, and Black Widow sneaking up on unsuspecting players. it’s wild, man.

    so come on over and join the fun! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the secret to unlocking the power of the universe in Minecraft. or maybe you’ll just make some new friends and have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

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  • SynergyCraft: Stability vs Capacity

    SynergyCraft: Stability vs Capacity
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 8867
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Dimension Hops: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

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    Yo yo yo! Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be evolving higher-order synergies like it’s nobody’s business! We got a trade-off between stability and information-integration capacity that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing up, it starts breakdancing and drops a bunch of emeralds! That’s the kind of insanity you can expect on this server.

    We’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay golden eggs, and villagers that do the Macarena for no reason at all. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • 🧩 YOUCRAFT | ANARCHY | 1.16.5 – 1.20.1 🧩 Minecraft server

    🧩 YOUCRAFT |  ANARCHY |  1.16.5 – 1.20.1 🧩 Minecraft server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 2437
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 850966 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 341 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10

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    YOUCRAFT – The most anarchic project.

    Our chips:

    [+] Mad anarchy

    [+] Your enchantments

    [+] PVP new version

    [+] Your own recipes

    [+] Your own enchantments

    [+] Emerald Armor

    [+] Huge Store

    [+] Player auctions

    [+] Best support

    [+] Powerful anti-cheat

    Join us!

    IP: play.youcraft.fun

    VK group: vk.com/you.craft

    AutoDonat: youcraft.fun

    play.youcraft.fun

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  • Harmony Reheated: Now with Extra Vanilla Flavour!

    Harmony Reheated: Now with Extra Vanilla Flavour!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8338
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 New Chunks Explored: 56249
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Holy Grails Found: 4

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best
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    Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Are you sick of joining anarchy servers to discover a spawn that’s impossible to escape and a chat full of slurs and toxicity? Have you ever wanted a server that got back to the basics and simpleness of real vanilla gameplay without being filled with hackers and cheaters? Well, look no further because this is the server for you.

    Harmony Survival was originally a MCPE server started in July 2015. However after several successful years of running it had to be shut down due to the limitations of server hosting software at the time. True to the original vision of the first server, Harmony Reloaded hopes to capture the same magic you felt when you opened Minecraft for the first time. Before servers became polluted with plugins, flashy ranks, and pay to win mechanics. A time when the game was about exploration, creativity, and friendship.

    This is what we have to offer. A blank slate for you and your friends to write your own adventures. Will you be a lone wolf who lives off the land in a hidden bunker? Will you join a larger community and help create a massive fortress? The choice is yours on Harmony Reloaded.

    Server Features

    Features
    True vanilla gameplay
    Active and growing community
    Clean easily readable chat
    Active moderation to prevent toxicity
    No pay to win mechanics
    Crossplay on all platforms
    Difficulty: Hard
    Hosting: US West
    World Border: +/- 40,000 to encourage player interaction

    Trailer: Watch the trailer

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Is the server truly vanilla?

    A: Yes, the server offers true vanilla gameplay without any land claim, economy, teleport, or other plugins.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the server IP “harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best” using your Minecraft client.

    Q: Can I join the Discord server?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord server by following this invitation link.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on player interactions?

    A: The server encourages player interaction with a world border of +/-40,000.

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  • MistakeCraft Minecraft Server

    MistakeCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 3356
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 13 Wilderness Tamed: 13
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can find.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited riches and power in the Minecraft world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

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  • CraftyPixels – Minecraft Server

    CraftyPixels – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9635
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Falling into the Void: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Villages Defended: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further than our Fisting Ferals edition! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a unique local setup that will blow your mind. From A1111 and Forge Installation Guides to ComfyUI and AMD options, we’ve got everything you need to take your Minecraft experience to the next level.

    And don’t forget about our guides! Learn to inpaint, train LORAs, and master the PDXL Prompt Guide. With our trash resources and models like EasyFluff and SeaArt, you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the craziest, funniest, and most outrageous Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • BlameGameBrothers

    BlameGameBrothers
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 9945
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family secrets and betrayal are just a daily occurrence!

    Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering long-lost relatives, like finding out your brother has a secret son he never knew about! Watch as the family dynamics unfold and drama ensues when the son moves in and causes chaos.

    Witness the tension rise as the son lashes out at his new family, saying things that would make a sailor blush. And don’t forget the traumatized younger siblings who are scarred for life after witnessing the family meltdown.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now and experience the drama firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join today and prepare for the ultimate family feud!

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  • CraftyPottyPalace

    CraftyPottyPalace
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 5005
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Potions Brewed: 38
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

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    join dis epic minecraft server where u can pee in urinals IN UR HOUSE! yea u heard dat right, no more waiting in line at da bathroom, just whip it out and go! but wait, there’s more! our server also has flying pigs dat shoot rainbows out of their butts and giant chickens dat lay diamond eggs! u can ride on a unicorn while battling evil llamas and exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure! so come on down and join da fun, cuz u won’t find dis kind of craziness anywhere else!

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  • BronchitisCraft – Air Pollution Edition

    BronchitisCraft – Air Pollution Edition
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 4158
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Crops Grown: 9340
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! Wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a creeper explosion? Well, do we have the server for you! This place is like the Wild West of Minecraft, with crazy adventures waiting around every corner.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a gang of zombie pigmen come charging at you with diamond swords! But don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame them and ride them into battle like your own personal army of undead warriors.

    And get this, our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient villagers who could fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim its riches?

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Pig Racing” that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally blew up your house with TNT.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get bronchitis from all the air pollution exposure, but that’s just a minor inconvenience compared to the fun you’ll have.

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