bathroom humor Minecraft Servers

bathroom humor Minecraft Servers

  • ToiletTroublesMC SMP

    ToiletTroublesMC SMP
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 4888
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Crops Grown: 2537 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

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  • Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

    Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8977
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

    Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

    So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

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  • Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

    Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 7726
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Towns Built: 10 New Chunks Explored: 797144
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

    Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

    So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

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  • PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

    PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 257
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Runes Activated: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21
    Star Shards Collected: 284 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • Shat My Pants Minecraft Server

    Shat My Pants Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 6831
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Crops Grown: 2060
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with automatic toilets that splash water on your balls while trying to take a peaceful poop? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting splashed is the fun! Our bathrooms are always clean and free of rogue poop crumbs, unlike those pesky public bathrooms. Come join us for a poop-free gaming experience and leave the poop crumbs behind!

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  • Poop Time Minecraft Server

    Poop Time Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 2193
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Farms Harvested: 374 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where it’s stinky poop time all the time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a special poop-themed world where everything is made of poop blocks. Build your house out of poop, mine for poop diamonds, and fight off poop monsters – it’s a poop-tastic adventure!

    2. We have a poop-themed parkour course that will challenge even the most skilled Minecraft players. Can you make it through the stinky obstacles without falling into the poop pit below?

    3. Our server has a poop emoji plugin that allows you to communicate with other players using only poop emojis. It’s a fun and silly way to chat while you’re exploring the stinky world.

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a secret poop treasure hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of Poop King?

    So come join us on our stinky poop time Minecraft server for a hilariously absurd gaming experience you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

    Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2646
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Potions Brewed: 127

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

    Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

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  • Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?

    Have You Joined Our Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 4439
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3748 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where farting is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Imagine a world where every block you break releases a little toot into the air, adding a whole new level of immersion to your gameplay.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Farting Ender Dragon, a mythical creature that farts fireballs instead of breathing fire. Defeat it and you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted gas mask to protect you from the noxious fumes of the Nether.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret Farting Villager village, where the residents communicate entirely through flatulence. Trade with them for rare items like enchanted beans and stink bombs.

    So come join us on our fart-tastic Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than the explosions is the sound of your own butt trumpeting in the wind.

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  • Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 2382
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 292
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

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  • Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh

    Poopy Minecraft SMP Smells Uh Oh
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 7731
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and exploding pigs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted potatoes and a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. And don’t even get us started on our pet zombie army, led by a chicken with a mustache.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that if you don’t, you might miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather. And trust us, you don’t want to miss that! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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  • NSFWadviceMC SMP

    NSFWadviceMC SMP
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 4199
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Magic Items Found: 7941

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild jungle of chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. Our community is filled with crazy characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • HoliCrafterz

    HoliCrafterz
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 1644
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Alien Abductions: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Votes: 9962
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 59 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you love holidays as much as we do? Well, on our Minecraft server, every day is a holiday! Join us for a wild ride through a world where every day is a celebration. Want to celebrate Christmas in July? We got you covered. How about Halloween in February? We can make it happen. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination. So come join us and let’s make every day a holiday to remember!

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  • ParkourPals Minecraft Server

    ParkourPals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 238
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 171 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 1

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    Yo, so like, on this server, we got crazier stories than a Palestinian man found dead in Antwerp park with hands and feet tied! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and epic battles.

    We got llamas riding pigs, chickens with jetpacks, and villagers who speak in Shakespearean insults.

    Rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted creepers just waiting to explode in your face.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos.

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  • Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!

    Creeper’s Revenge: Ukrained!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 480
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6161 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 220 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

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    Yo, imagine this: a Russian missile hits the Ukrainian president’s crib, like boom! But wait, there’s more! The city is already mourning from another attack, talk about bad luck, am I right? But don’t worry, on our server, we have epic builds that can withstand any missile attack. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and of course, some good ol’ Minecraft fun. Who needs real-life chaos when you can have virtual chaos with us? Join now and let’s blow things up together!

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  • Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!

    Entering the Void: A Saga of Survival and Shenanigans!
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    Players: 102/600 Votes: 7900
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Gods Slained: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

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    Minecraft Earth SMP Server Overview

    Description
    I am hosting a third season of my Lifesteal SMP but this time it will be an Earth SMP. This means it is an exact replica of the Earth and there will be countries for you to conquer and claim. There will be factions and wars. I AM ONLY LOOKING FOR ACTIVE PLAYERS PLEASE. If you are interested in joining, add me on discord: ViolentStormz. YOU MUST BE IN THE DISCORD IF YOU WANT TO JOIN. The ip is 51.81.77.150:25568 and the current season is currently being worked on and will start in a week or so.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? To join the server, add the host on discord (ViolentStormz) and make sure you are active in the discord server.
    When does the current season start? The current season is being worked on and will start in about a week.
    Are there specific rules for the server? Yes, there will be rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and community guidelines. You can find the rules in the discord server.

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  • CraftyTime Minecraft Server

    CraftyTime Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 8705
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 36
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3724 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense romantic feelings, anonymous hookups, and old men giving out money. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll stay up all night cuddling with NPCs and watching Robert DeNiro movies. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a player developing an intense violent hatred towards characters in-game. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected plot twists, like Charles Grodin suddenly dying…

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  • SayHisNameMC SMP

    SayHisNameMC SMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 1275
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Dimension Hops: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity of our server!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our server is a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and anything is possible.

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, and if you join us, you’ll have the chance to become their leader. But beware, they have a strict “no pants” policy.

    So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP today!

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  • Robux Revenge Minecraft Server

    Robux Revenge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 5375
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Ores Mined: 852 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the responsible older sibling who always has to make sacrifices for your little brother? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world!

    On our server, you can steal your brother’s virtual items and sell them for profit, just like this player did in real life. Who needs parents to take your side when you can take matters into your own hands in Minecraft?

    Forget about Apple Pay and Roblox drama, come join us and create your own justice by pranking your siblings in the most epic ways possible. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a simple password like your birthday – we’ve all been there!

    Join now and let the sibling rivalry unfold in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s see who comes out on top in the ultimate sibling showdown!

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  • TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

    TaxiCraft: No Rides for You
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 3271
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Emeralds Found: 8985 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

    On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

    So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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  • LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

    LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 4712
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

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