Bathroom Humor MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Once Upon a Poop Time

unique expressions, funny descriptions, film-inspired descriptions, title puns, funny movie quotes

🎮💩 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe! Get ready for a wild ride, where crafting and comedy collide! Here are some ridiculous reasons why you absolutely HAVE to join us:

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Our players have experienced epic loot drops that are totally worth the quests. But watch out for the incredibly ugly mobs lurking in the shadows. It’s a battle of epic proportions, just like that classic Western!
A Few Good Men – You’ll need a squad of bros (or creative cronies) to battle through the treacherous dungeons. Together, you’ll forge epic friendships and question just how in the world you survived that creeper explosion!
Gone with the Wind – Prepare to blow your mind (and your blocks) as you speed through our custom terrain, crafted by the whims of the wind itself! One minute you’re chilling by the creeper-infested lake, and the next you’re airborne over a fiery inferno!
Nightmare on Elm Street – Beware of the haunted mansion at the end of the map! A place where every step is a terrifying adventure and every door creaks like it’s telling a scary story. You never know when the dreaded Herobrine might pop out to snatch your diamonds!
42-Year-Old Virgin – Join our community of newbies and seasoned veterans alike. Here, we promise you won’t feel like the odd block in a world of cobblestone. We have tutorials, guides, and a friendly atmosphere—no trolling allowed (unless it’s us trolling you, in good fun)!
The Hunger Games – Want to test your skills? Step into the arena! Compete against other players for coveted Golden Apples and glory! Just remember—may the odds be ever in your flavor.
Finding Nemo – Need fish? We’ve got an ocean that’s deeper than your cousin’s conspiracy theories! Dive in and discover underwater treasures that would rival Poseidon himself (minus the angry tridents, of course).
Jurassic Park – Ready for adventures with pixelated dinosaurs? We’ve genetically engineered friendly mobs that will give you more than just a fright. They’ll help you build your empire… or eat your face off—who knows?

So, put on your diamond armor and grab that enchanted sword! Join the chaos, explore the madness, and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience ever created! Don’t wait—your next great adventure awaits… and no, it’s not just your last poop! 🍭🗺️✨

Peepee & Poopoo Fun Land

potty time, bathroom manners, poopoo time, humor, bathroom jokes

join dis epic minecraft server where u can experience da ultimate confusion of poopoo time and peepee time! u can build ur own poopoo castle or peepee palace, da choice is urs!

we have OP info like u never seen before, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes! u can even summon a herd of dancing llamas to protect ur base from evil creepers!

come join us for da most epic adventure of ur life, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity)!

IP: poopootimeandpeepeetime.About.poopoo

CraftyCraps: Share Your Adult Oops!

adulting, awkward situations, Adult, bathroom mishaps, personal hygiene

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shitting is bricks from all the excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you might just shit yourself (but hopefully not for real this time).

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s something for everyone here.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds. It was a sight to behold, and soon became a tourist attraction for players from all over the world. Legend has it that anyone who sits on the diamond throne will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like pig racing, creeper karaoke, and even a weekly dance party at the Nether disco. Plus, our staff are always on hand to help out with any issues or just to chat about life, love, and the pursuit of diamond blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have the time of your life. Just remember to bring some extra pants, because things are about to get wild.

Mystic Biome Quests 1.20.2

offensive, Disgusting, uncouth, Inappropriate Behavior, Quests

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of building your own bidet and having it pooped in by random strangers!

We don’t give a crap about your feelings, so come join us and suck on some chunks while you’re at it.

Only fat idiots need apply, because we like our players thicc and ready to take on the challenge of surviving in a world where bidets are fair game for everyone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Eternal Crafted Realm 1.20.1

poop jokes, bathroom struggles, Will now have to wipe my ass forever, bathroom woes, Currently taking a shit

>Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of wiping your ass forever >Build your own virtual toilet and never worry about messy poops again >Experience the freedom of a clean butt in a blocky world >No more endless wiping, just endless fun in our server >Say goodbye to solid poops and hello to endless entertainment

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

gastrointestinal distress, poop problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, poop humor, poop jokes

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

humor, bathroom humor, unexpected, awkward, smp

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

Mmmm Poopies Minecraft Server

yucky, bathroom, Minecraft, gross, poopies

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about our server.

Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world, there lies a magical land where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware, for there are also dangerous creatures lurking in the shadows, like the dreaded Poop Monster.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Poop Monster and claim its legendary toilet paper sword. With this powerful weapon in hand, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest to build the most epic base and conquer all who stand in your way.

So come join us, where the poop jokes flow like water and the adventures are endless. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

PooPuncher’s Minecraft Server

Poop, bathroom habits, one of a kind, digestive system, unusual talents

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the owner has a superpower that will blow your mind – he can poop and shit at the same time! Imagine the efficiency and skill required for such a feat! Join this server and witness this legendary act for yourself.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who drop enchanted golden apples when defeated. It’s like a rave party with explosive rewards!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this crazy, hilarious world. Join now and let the fun begin!

Shat My Pants Minecraft Server

college life, funny bathroom story, toilet censor, Embarrassing moment, bathroom cleanup

Are you tired of dealing with automatic toilets that splash water on your balls while trying to take a peaceful poop? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting splashed is the fun! Our bathrooms are always clean and free of rogue poop crumbs, unlike those pesky public bathrooms. Come join us for a poop-free gaming experience and leave the poop crumbs behind!