Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!
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PlyCrafters United
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DailyDuo Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!
Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!
So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!
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StallWars: Wheelchair Woes
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special accessible stall for all your bathroom needs! But wait, there’s a twist – only wheelchair users can use it! Why, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground dungeon hidden beneath the stall where all the rare diamonds and emeralds are hidden. So if you want to strike it rich, you better roll on in with your wheels!But that’s not all – we also have a special feature for players with seizures. Just like in real life, if you have a seizure in a regular stall, your body will block the door and no one can save you. But fear not, on our server, the accessible stall is your safe haven for all your seizure needs. So come on in and seize the day!
And if you ever find yourself in a UPS store in the mall picking up a package, don’t worry – we have a virtual accessible stall waiting for you. Just make sure to let the wheelchair user behind you know that you’re not being a jerk by using it. Or maybe you are? Who knows, it’s all part of the fun on our server!
So join us now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knew bathroom etiquette and seizures could be so entertaining? Let the games begin!
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SqueakyCleanMC SMP
OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP server, like right now! It’s literally the most epic server ever, like seriously.First of all, the spawn area is like a magical unicorn land with rainbow trees and flying pigs, it’s insane! And the admins are like actual wizards who can grant you three wishes if you find them in the enchanted forest.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and have dance parties with creepers. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and enchanted golden carrots.
Oh, and did I mention the giant lava parkour course that leads to a secret base filled with rare loot? Yeah, it’s totally legit and not at all dangerous.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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PottyProtocol Minecraft SMP
Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join! Like, there’s this secret underground base where we all gather to trade rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples infused with unicorn magic. And get this, the server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to protect our bases from griefers! Plus, every Saturday night we have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet creeper named Bob. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s build the most epic pixelated world together!
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SinkSoakedUndies
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and flying llamas!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so unique that even our players use menstrual cups and period underwear in-game! That’s right, you can soak your virtual undies in a sink just like in real life! Who needs diamonds when you have blood-stained underwear to show off?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have epic battles with poop-covered socks and toothpaste-spitting competitions! Your sink will never be the same after joining our server.
So come on down and join the madness! Who needs a clean and sanitary server when you can have a chaotic and hilarious one instead? See you there, underwear soakers!
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Toilet Wipe Overload
u know u need to join this server when u spend more time wiping ur butt than actually playing minecraft. on this server, wiping ur butt is a mini game! u gotta swipe left and right to clean up all the poopoo stains. it’s like a wipeout obstacle course but for ur butt. join now and show off ur mad wiping skills to all ur friends. butt wipes unite!
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Crafty Restroom Crew
yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!
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ToiletCraft: UniSex LOLZ
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the bathrooms are a battleground for dominance! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable bathroom etiquette.Picture this: you’re just trying to mine some diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a heated argument in the uni sex bathrooms. Will you choose sides or simply continue on your quest for glory?
With outrageous stories like these happening daily, our server is the perfect place for players who love a little chaos with their crafting. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!
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PooPals Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with your boyfriend’s constant bathroom habits? Look no further! Our server is poop-free and full of adventure!Join us for epic quests, thrilling battles, and a community that doesn’t stink (literally). Our world is filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and friendly players ready to team up with you.
Forget about bathroom drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be dropping is your jaw at the amazing builds and landscapes. So come on over and leave the poop problems behind – unless you want to build a poop-themed castle, in which case, we fully support your creative vision!