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  • Flushin’ it in the Disabled

    Flushin’ it in the Disabled

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the World of Crazy Toilets: A Minecraft Server Like No Other

    Step into the abyss, if you dare!

    In a realm where dimensions blur, and the sacred cubicles of Minecraft face the trials of the absurd, your journey begins. This isn’t just a server; it’s a philosophical examination of existences intertwined in chaos—who has the right to a restroom, anyway? Are bathrooms a refuge, or a battleground? Buckle up and join the chaos, as we dive into a world where every square block might explode in existential questioning.


    🚽 Legend of the Higgs-WC Interaction

    Rumor has it that the toilets in the Nether hold secrets so deep, they could possibly rewrite the laws of the universe—or at least give a good laugh. Can you unlock the symptoms of your own invisible Minecraft disorder? Only time, and endless bathroom visits, will tell.

    Ever-Expanding Features:

    • Toilets of Reality: Each toilet is enchanted with spells of unpredictable effects. Enter one and emerge with unexpected abilities or… uncontrolled urges.
    • Community Restrooms: Hidden in the End dimension, gather around and debate the worthiness of a toilet in the face of invisible versus visible disabilities. Be ready for a toilet-paperwurst fight!
    • Urge Meter: Measure your virtual urgency! The higher the blood pressure (and the cubic centimeters of explosive humor), the more terrain you can explore. Those who hold on long enough may unlock The Seal of the Sanitary!
    • Random Invocations: Roll a bathroom-related mystery each week—who knew the Stealthy Staller could emerge during PvP matches?

    🌌 The Rules Are Suggestions:

    While rules exist, we kindly request you ignore them. Who decides when a block of stained clay is more than just a decoration? The higher forces of our universe say: “Let every player explore every restroom as they wish!”

    • Confounded Testimonies:

      "I was minding my business when I stumbled upon a Nether portal disguised as a disabled restroom! Truly eye-opening!" – Some Random Blockhead


    Conspiracies & Controversies:

    • The 12-Nation Ban: This server has triggered universal caution: “What happens in the toilets stays in the toilets.” The real reason? Stay alert, wanderer—your toilet habits might just attract unwelcome attention from dimensional overlords!
    • Accountability Mayhem: Who holds the key to sanctity? Is it the blocky representations of your favorite realities or an unfathomable depth of digital insanity? Spoiler alert: sharing is asynchronous and toilets are up for grabs!

    🔮 FAQ—(Answers Disclaimed)

    • Q: Can I turn invisible in the server? A: Only if you jump into a portal made of cookies during a solar eclipse.

    • Q: What if I need to use a disabled toilet? A: Touch the entry door thrice while reciting the Glorious Praise of the Block, and the universe will dictate your worthiness.

    • Q: Who makes the rules? A: Possibly, but not definitely, a group of rogue llamas orchestrating the chaos behind the scenes.

    Final Call to Action:

    Join the insanity! Where every flush could be your last and every player could be a staunch defender of bathroom rights! Do you dare enter the tumultuous land of Crazy Toilets? Bring your courage, your quirks, and a healthy sense of humor—or face the wrath of pixelated plush toilets hungry for chaos!

    💧 Beware: You might even unlock the true meaning of existence—one absurd encounter at a time!

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  • Peepee & Poopoo Fun Land

    Peepee & Poopoo Fun Land

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    join dis epic minecraft server where u can experience da ultimate confusion of poopoo time and peepee time! u can build ur own poopoo castle or peepee palace, da choice is urs!

    we have OP info like u never seen before, u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers from ur eyes! u can even summon a herd of dancing llamas to protect ur base from evil creepers!

    come join us for da most epic adventure of ur life, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity)!

    IP: poopootimeandpeepeetime.About.poopoo

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  • Minecraft Server: Auntie Mayhem

    Minecraft Server: Auntie Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    **Welcome to the Eternal Void Minecraft Server – No Returns!**

    Join our server where the pixels bleed rainbows and the blocks ask existential questions. Throw your sanity into a cauldron of madness and brew a potion of eternal confusion! Who needs logic when you can have dance parties with Creepers, and battle llamas with karate chops!?

    Features That Will Leave You Questioning Reality

    FeatureDescription
    Blindfolded Build-OffsBuild a house while blindfolded! Warning: actual blindness may occur if you believe too hard.
    Invisible MobsFrighteningly real monsters that might be there or might just be figments of your imagination. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…ish.
    Time Travel ZonesEnter a portal and experience medieval Minecraft, but with futuristic chests filled with candy! You might end up in 3056 or just past lunch.
    Unexpected DeathtrapsStep on a block and you might just explode. Or transform into a cow. Maybe both? It’s all about the luck of the pixels!
    Infinite Loops of ConfusionSit down, platzien your feet, and ponder why you’re lost in a loop that leads back to the spawn point after every five jumps! Life is an illusion!

    Praise from the Lovingly Insane Community

    “I entered the Nether and came out as a potato. Best life choice ever!”

    “My friend turned into a fish during PvP. We laughed until our fingers fell off!”

    “Unicorns spitting glitter and my whole inventory vanished. 10/10 – true life experience!”

    “The server crashed, and a dragon waltzed into my living room. Call your therapist!”

    Join Us or Be Forever Trapped in this Dimension!

    Remember, reality is a suggestion and logic is for the weak! Join the Eternal Void, or I will send my enchanted chickens to peck at your dreams! Watch the sky turn green as we gallivant through pixels!

    WARNING: The Wishing Well Knows Your Secrets

    If you hear whispers in the dark, it’s just Steve trying to have a conversation. Do not trust the llamas; they’ve seen things. Whatever you do, don’t feed the bacon sandwiches after midnight, or the (in)famous Slaughterfish will rise again.

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  • "Minecraft Server: FlushCraft Chaos"

    "Minecraft Server: FlushCraft Chaos"

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Whimsical World of SpaghettiByte Minecraft Server!

    Join Us or Be Turned into a Fish!

    Greetings, sanitation crisis enthusiasts! Welcome to our digital playground where toilets are mere suggestions and the moon is made of cheese-flavored chips. Here, the pathways are paved with dreams and existential dread! Play with your imagination, but don’t forget your mental stability at the door, for it’s definitely slippery!

    Server Features

    FeatureDescription
    Unflushable ToiletsExperience the joy of forgotten flushes and overwhelming aromas as you quest for the ultimate bathroom solution!
    Infinite Crisp SupplyEndless packets of crisps mysteriously appear, but good luck finding a bin – they’ve all transformed into sentient beings!
    Reality Breach EventsEvery Tuesday at midnight, the laws of physics unwind like a bad sweater. Watch out for flying sheep!
    Haunted MugsYour very own ghostly tea cups! They protest loudly if you forget to clean them. Beware sticker shock!
    Win a Battle vs. Your Inner CriticFight existential dread in PVP arenas! Your opponent? Your own brain!

    Player Reviews

    “I tried to build a castle but ended up with a spaghetti monster!” – MoonBender57

    “Flushing is overrated. Embrace the chaos! Also, why do I hear clowns?” – FlyingSpoon42

    “I never knew I needed a haunted mug until it started complaining about my life choices!” – JumpyJellyBean

    Warning: The Shadows Whisper

    Remember, strange things lurk in the realms between blocks. If you hear whispers or catch a glimpse of your reflection in the void, it’s probably fine! Just carry some mayonnaise and jump into the nearest fountain. And don’t look back. The trees know your secrets.

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  • Pee-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    Pee-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we promise you won’t find any urine in the showers or unflushed toilets! Unlike our roommate Jack, who can’t seem to stop peeing in the shower because his mom taught him to do so, our server is clean and pee-free.

    Sally and her boyfriend may think it’s eco-friendly to not flush, but on our server, we believe in flushing for the greater good of hygiene. Plus, we have so much rain in our Minecraft world that we’re practically swimming in water!

    So come join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to deal with any bathroom mishaps. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest full of golden toilets! Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

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  • StallCraft: Door Lock Upgrade

    StallCraft: Door Lock Upgrade

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! r u tired of bathroom stalls that dont close properly? well then u gotta join our epic minecraft server where the bathroom stalls actually close when u lock the door! imagine the satisfaction of having ur privacy protected while u do ur business in peace.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy adventures, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a giant chicken or battling a horde of zombie villagers riding on pigs. and the best part? u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head for extra protection.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us at: stallsclosetight.About.xxx and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created!

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  • Gen Z Fearless Gamers 1.21.4

    Gen Z Fearless Gamers 1.21.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of gen Z guys being scared of urinals! We have virtual urinals where you can proudly show off your pixelated dick without fear. Embrace your inner alpha and pee with confidence in our blocky world. Don’t be pussified like those scaredy cats, join us and let it all hang out (virtually)!

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  • ToiletTroubleCraft

    ToiletTroubleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

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  • ToiletTroubleCraft

    ToiletTroubleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of living in a house with roommates who don’t appreciate the art of keeping a toilet bowl spotless? Look no further, because on our server, we take bathroom hygiene to a whole new level.

    Join us and learn the importance of scrubbing away those pesky poop stains immediately after you drop a deuce. Our community of players will teach you the proper way to keep your toilet sparkling clean, because let’s face it, nobody wants to be known as the roommate with the streaky bowl.

    Don’t be like the OP in this story, who had a poop-related awakening at a friend’s house. Take the plunge into a world where poop particles are a thing of the past and where every flush leaves your toilet looking like it just came out of the box.

    So come on down to our server and let’s clean up this mess, one poop stain at a time!

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  • Potty Break PvP

    Potty Break PvP

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TOILET FIGHTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TOILET FIGHTS! WE GOT PEE PEE VS POO POO BATTLES GOIN’ ON 24/7. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN OF DEFEAT? COME FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE FLYING LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S A REAL HOOT! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER ENCOUNTER! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE BATHROOM!

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  • CubexLand

    CubexLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    ​CubexLand is a brand new mini-game server in 1.8.x. CubexLand which offers a PvP Box, BrainFFA and something else unique and constantly evolving every day thanks to our staff who give us help with the project.

    cubexland.ovh

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  • Unite the World

    Unite the World

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come play and have fun with are newly developed server. If you want to be staff join our discord and apply for it I am looking for people to have fun and have people make suggestions of what i should add.

    play.unitetheworld.club

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  • Gplays smp

    Gplays smp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, I present to you Gplays’SMP ( Minecraft Survival SMP private server )

    Why choose us, we can offer you the following things:

    -A place where you can survive normally and have fun with your friends and acquaintances if you are looking for a place to have fun then this is your solution

    -server also has protection and security and so on

    -Team – 24/7

    – Whitelisted

    – No lag and no quirks and stuff like that

    – server has 16 GB RAM memory and unlimited CPU and 20 GB disk space

    -server also has useful plugins that help players

    -Quick response from the team at the time of your ticket

    So don’t think, just enter!

    65.21.230.125:27019

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  • SIMPLEMINECRAFT.RU – TechnoMagic Minecraft server

    SIMPLEMINECRAFT.RU – TechnoMagic Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    The amazing world of high technology meets the world of avid thaumaturges, perfect for players who want to play on technical servers but can’t give up magic. Discover new ways to obtain energy, new types of tools and armor with the DraconicEvolution modification. Experience the power of the dragon!

    Server mods:

    – Biomes O` Plenty, Iron Chests

    – IndustrialCraft 2. Advanced Solar Panels, Gravitation Suite, Nuclear Control, Power Utilites, Electro-Magic Tools, Industrial Upgrade

    – Forestry, Binnie’s mods, Magic Bees, Gendustry, BeeBetterAtBees

    – Applied Energistics 2, ExtraCells 2, AE2 Stuff, ExtraAE, Thaumic Energetics

    -Ender IO

    – Draconic Evolution

    – Extra Utilities 2

    – Project Red

    – Thermal Expansion, Thermal Dynamics, Thermal Foundation

    – Avaritia, AvaritiaAddons, Dense Collectors, Universal Singularities, Thermal Singularities

    – Thaumcraft 4.3.2.5, Forbidden Magic, Thaumic Tinkerer, Thaumic Inventory Scanning, Tainted Magic

    – Botania

    – Bibliocraft

    – SEenergetics

    – SimpleCore

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  • MCRaspi.com

    MCRaspi.com

    New Minecraft Servers

    We have been running a small Minecraft survival server for more than 9 years, which runs around the clock and is updated regularly. Started as a purely private project, we will now be available for public use. We try to offer a server that remains largely vanilla and only provides the most necessary plugins. Crates, shulkers and the like are automatically secured with your username. If you want to build long distances away, you can have a teleport if you ask for it. Every hour a surprise box randomly appears somewhere in the world with the specified coordinates in the chat. It contains items that are not easy to access in the game. With a bit of luck and speed you can get them and grab the items. Every player is allowed to develop freely and build wherever and whatever they would like as long as they do not block and/or damage other people’s buildings. We are a small community that builds its world in a relaxed manner. No rush, no pressure, no ranks or anything else. Nothing can be purchased on this server with real money or in-game money, expressly NOT Pay to Win. If you are looking for a server on which your buildings can still stand and continue to be built years later, you have come to the right place. We are designed to serve long-term survival, there will be no map backroll. There is a lot to discover and travel to, just take a look around and see for yourself. Are you a long-time Minecrafter and looking for a permanent place for casual building? Are you tired of paying money for things, seeing meaningless ranks and always visiting the same loveless servers? People who are just out for money or demanding things from you? Then you’ve come to the right place, none of this happens with us and never will. See you!

    mcraspi.com

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  • Azbestland

    Azbestland

    New Minecraft Servers

    “Another unoriginal 2B2T clone” Aka: get people in and see how much destruction can it cause. There’s no rules; you decide what you should and shouldn’t do (Also we allow non-premium)

    Disclaimer: Spawn area is kinda devastated so don’t join if you are faint of heart

    Azbestland.aternos.me

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  • Mcuniversal

    Mcuniversal

    New Minecraft Servers

    This Minecraft server is brand new and wants you! This server has a factions smp with a lot of pvp, parkour, one block, and we are adding more and more everyday we are soon to be adding mini games, earth smp, and lifesteal! So please come check us out and let us know what you think!

    mcuniversal.net:19132

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  • The best GRIF – CONSTELLATION OF THE STRONGEST! FREE DONATE! Minecraft server

    The best GRIF – CONSTELLATION OF THE STRONGEST!  FREE  DONATE!  Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Owner of the server “Best GRIF – CONSTELLATION OF THE STRONGEST FREEDOM. DONAT” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    mc.dontcube.ru

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  • Hmmmm Survival SMP

    Hmmmm Survival SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    In this server, you can play normal SMP with your friends.

    Here in the spawn is where demdem551 lives and your can go to the open world by clicking on a button.

    We hope you have fun in this world.

    hmmmmsurvi.minehut.gg

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  • Swunkcraft

    Swunkcraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Swunkcraft is a BEDROCK JAVA VIVECRAFT CROSSPLAY smp server 24/7 hosting In game diamond based economy Shops world as marketplace Must be in discord we have greylist

    swunkcraft.net

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