Bathroom Essentials MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PlyCrafters United

toilet paper stock, bathroom essentials, eco-friendly options, toilet paper brands, toilet paper rolls

Are you tired of living in a world where people settle for single ply toilet paper? Then join our Minecraft server where we only use the softest, fluffiest toilet paper in the land! Our server is a magical place where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of creepers when you defeat them. Plus, all players receive a diamond toilet paper roll upon joining because we believe in living a life of luxury, even in the virtual world. So come join us and say goodbye to single ply toilet paper forever!

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QTipCrafters – Ears-Free Zone!

hygiene, beauty, personal care, non-ear use, Q-Tips

Are you tired of wasting q-tips on boring activities like cleaning your ears? Join our Minecraft server and use q-tips for something truly epic! Our players have created a mini-game where you have to navigate a maze using only q-tips as your tool. It’s intense, it’s ridiculous, and it’s the most fun you’ll ever have with a cotton swab. So come join us and see what all the q-tip hype is about!

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TowelSwapCraft

cleanliness, household chores, bathroom accessories, towel, towel tips

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as stale as your towel after a month of use? Well, look no further because our server is like changing your towel every day – fresh, exciting, and always ready for action!

Join our server and experience a world where towels are banned and players must fend off evil mobs with nothing but their bare hands and quick wit. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a giant towel monster looking for its next victim!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of towel-fu, using their towels as weapons to defeat their enemies in epic battles. Will you join them, or will you be left drying off with a measly washcloth?

So come on down to our server and see why changing your towel in the bathroom is so last season. Join us for a wild ride of adventure, danger, and maybe even a few clean towels along the way.

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12yroldManiMCServer

abandonment issues, family loyalty, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and betrayal, just like in this crazy family story.

Abandonment issues? Check. Absent parents? Double check. Manipulative behavior? You betcha. Our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera, and you’ll never know who’s going to stab you in the back next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a telenovela. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

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WeddingCraft: No $500 Chip In, Just Blocks & Fun!

financial burden, wedding expenses, close friend, Contribution, wedding gift

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial burdens? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from bridezillas and demanding maid of honors. No one will pressure you to contribute $500 for a virtual wedding gift, because on our server, the only thing you need to contribute is your creativity!

Instead of spending $2,000 on a destination wedding, come spend your time with us for free! No all-inclusive resorts here, just endless possibilities for building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow players.

And if anyone dares to call you cheap or unsupportive for not chipping in for a virtual gift, just block them in the game and move on with your life. No awkward situations here, just pure fun and laughter.

So, ditch the real-life drama and join our Minecraft server for a stress-free and hilarious gaming experience. Who needs a fancy honeymoon experience when you can have the time of your life in our virtual world?

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WishFixer Minecraft SMP

WishFixer, desire, FIX, Issue, CHANGE

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the answer to all your wishes! Literally.

Join our server and you’ll have the power to make one wish to fix any problem you want. Creeper blew up your house? Wish for a giant force field around your base. Zombie apocalypse? Wish for a never-ending supply of diamond swords. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the dragons and make them do your bidding. Need a ride across the map? Just ask the Ender Dragon Whisperer to send one your way!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where wishes come true and dragons are at your beck and call. Who needs reality when you have our insane Minecraft SMP to escape to?

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CraftyVacayLand

dream vacation, travel memories, vacation of a lifetime, unforgettable trip, vacation paradise

Have you ever wanted to vacation in a world made entirely of blocks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate getaway destination!

Picture this: you’re lounging on a beach made of sand blocks, sipping on a potion of invisibility while watching creepers frolic in the ocean. Or maybe you’re exploring a jungle filled with talking parrots and treasure chests full of diamonds.

But wait, it gets even better! Our server has a secret underground city where villagers ride pigs like chariots and the zombies are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of brains.

So why waste your time on boring old vacations when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Trust us, once you’ve built a roller coaster through a volcano or hosted a llama fashion show, you’ll never want to leave!

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Blood Pressure Buddy

vital sign monitoring, medical advancements, blood pressure measurement, Caltech, PRESSURE

so, like, u know how u always gotta go to the doc to get ur blood pressure checked? well, NOT ANYMORE, my dude! this server has this INSANE new method to measure ur blood pressure without even touching u! like, u can just chill at home, playin Minecraft, and still know if ur blood pressure is good or not.

no more waitin in those boring hospital rooms, no more awkward small talk with the doc. just join this server and u can monitor ur blood pressure wherever u are, even in the middle of nowhere! who needs resources when u got this crazy device, amirite?

so come join us and experience the future of vital-sign monitoring. plus, we have epic builds, friendly players, and the best memes around. u won’t wanna miss out on all the fun, trust me!

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What is the IP for Joe Bart Games Minecraft Server?

joebartolozzi, Joe, Server, Minecraft, bart

Joe Bart Games is an independent game developer known for creating innovative and captivating video games. With a passion for storytelling and immersive gameplay experiences, Joe Bart Games has garnered a loyal following of gamers who appreciate their unique and fresh approach to game design. Their diverse portfolio showcases a range of genres, from action-adventure to puzzle games, all infused with their distinctive artistic style and attention to detail. Joe Bart Games continues to push the boundaries of game development, delivering high-quality entertainment that resonates with players worldwide.

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CraftopiaNetwork

KitPvP, PvP, Minigames, RPG, Creative

CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

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