🔥bathroom emergencies Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Toilet Teleportation Craft

bathroom emergencies, bathroom habits, bathroom humor, bathroom jokes, bathroom struggles, bodily functions, Bowel Movements, Craft, digestive system, funny, funny experiences, funny observations, funny quotes, funny situations, funny stories, humor, poop jokes, relatable, Teleportation, TOILET, toilet humor, toilet jokes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	509
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo, fam, if you feel like your booty be having a direct line to your porcelain throne, then you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got teleportation toilets that will whisk you away to the loo in no time flat. No more embarrassing accidents on your way to the bathroom, just press a button and BAM, you’re there!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a battle of the bowels. Rumor has it, his farts are so powerful they can knock you off your blocky feet!

And if that ain’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground poop mine where you can dig for rare minerals and resources. Who needs diamonds when you can have a shiny turd?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and let your bowels lead the way to adventure! Just watch out for creepers, they might mistake you for a walking toilet!

PantsPoopInterviewCraft

awkward interviews, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, Career Advice, embarrassing moments, funny stories, Interview Tips, job hunting, Job Interview, job interview anecdotes, job interview etiquette, job interview experiences, job interview fails, job interview horror stories, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, Job Search, PantsPoopInterviewCraft, poop humor, poop jokes, workplace mishaps

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

yo, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, BILLIONS of people have had BILLIONS of job interviews and it’s like, a GUARANTEE that this server will give you the skills to ace any interview in real life. like, you’ll be so good at talking that you’ll charm your way into any job, even if it’s for a professional unicorn wrangler or a professional pizza taster. plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. so like, come join us and level up your interview game while exploring the cheesiest land ever!

FartCraft: Where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions is the sound of your own flatulence!

awkward noises, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, bathroom humor, bathroom mishaps, bodily functions, comedic mishaps, creeper, embarrassing moments, explosions, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, funny quotes, gastrointestinal issues, humor, louder, oops moments, poop jokes, public embarrassment, sharting, social faux pas, Sound, toilet humor, unexpected bodily functions, unexpected surprises

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	New Chunks Explored:	526608
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7081	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers at intruders? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SkyGame (RPG-Survival) Minecraft server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	197

New Minecraft Servers

SkyGame is an RPG-themed server on version 1.12.2 with thoughtful gameplay and economics. This means that from the first hours of the game you will be interested in it: to farm and earn coins for leveling up; obtain quality resources to defeat the bosses of the Dark Location; play exciting mini-games with players; compete with players in a duel and find out who is better at PvP, and much more!

The most important thing is that the server has an economy! What does it mean? This means that resources are NOT garbage that donors throw out of creativity, but something that can be farmed and what can be used to make money.

There are almost no cheaters on the server, the administration strictly monitors this.

Briefly about what is on the server:

✅ Survival with RPG theme

✅ Mini-game “Village Defense”

✅ Mini-games “Spliff”

✅ Duels and PvP arena

✅ Auto-mine

✅ Dark location

✅ Weddings

✅ Beautiful RPG-themed spawn

✅ Rating of rich people, killers and time spent (Survival)

✅ Donation at an affordable price

✅ Music by /music team

✅ Enchantment store

✅ Resource traders (Buy/Sell)

✅ Firearms dealers

✅ Staves

✅ Starter kits

✅ Custom items with enhancements and enchantments, gems, resources.

✅ Custom mobs (Roam the world)

✅ Custom bosses (Live in the Dark Location)

✅ Auction (Great way to make money)

✅ Clans

✅ Adequate and experienced administration

✅ As many as 5 worlds to survive!

? Ordinary world (Simple generation)

? Epic world (Unique generation No. 1)

? Grandiose world (Unique generation No. 2)

? edge

? Nether

cube.land Minecraft server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4

cube.land is a cozy private server where there is no place for cheaters and griefers, but for ordinary players who have grandiose (or not so grandiose) plans in their heads.

It is worth considering that our server is not completely vanilla, but has some additions. You can find them all on discord.

Our server is currently on the latest version of Minecraft (1.20.4) and has support for Plasmovoice and others.

Events almost every weekend, stay tuned?

> https://discord.gg/wdun5yvbrg

ru4.mineserv.su:25945

Fate SMP

fate, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Player vs. Player Domination: Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles where every move counts. Whether you prefer one-on-one duels or large-scale skirmishes, our server provides the perfect arena for testing your skills against other players.

Dynamic Survival Multiplayer: Survive and thrive in a dynamic multiplayer world where every decision matters. Form alliances, build alliances, and strategize with your fellow players to gain the upper hand in the ever-changing landscape of our server.

Active Community: Join a welcoming and passionate community of Minecraft players who share your love for PvP. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, you’ll find plenty of like-minded individuals to team up with or challenge to a duel.

Join Us Today!

Don’t miss out on the adrenaline-fueled excitement of PvP on our SMP server. Join us today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the camaraderie of a vibrant Minecraft community.

IP Address: play.coreminecraft.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/8YpdXyhymT

MUST JOIN DISCORD TO BE WHITELISTED

Whether you’re a seasoned PvP veteran or a newcomer looking for excitement, there’s a place for you on our server. So grab your sword, sharpen your skills, and prepare for the ultimate PvP showdown. We’ll see you on the battlefield!

The Createville Server

Createville, Modded, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Greetings!

Are you interested in playing on a vanilla+ with create themed pack on a server with others? if yes then you have come across the right post. The Createville Server is a community driven central-town based server where all players reside in the central town (that’s called Createville) located around spawn.

If that wasn’t enough to convince you then here are some more features: • Proximity voice chat (but there are also discord channels if you want to chat that way) • Custom Currency • Shops • Community projects • Cars And more

So if that convinced you head over to the discord, get the createville resident role and put your username in #whitelist! Discord: https://discord.gg/vB23wxj

Pack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/createville

Balkan Hooligans Minecraft server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Balkan Hooligans is a vanilla server without private and donation, where grating is allowed except for the main island in the end, cheats and mods that can give an advantage over other players are also prohibited on the server (you can check the rules on our server).

45.93.200.30:25595

Turtlecraft

smp, Turtlecraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

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Server IP: turtlecraft.xyz

Server Trailer: Here

Discord Server: Join

Server Dynmap: Here

Welcome to Turtlecraft Season Three, which offers multiplayer fun for everyone! Feel free to hang out and build, explore, socialize, and make new friends! Turtlecraft is public as well, so as long as you agree to follow the rules, you and your friends and family are all welcome to join and make memories!

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WE OFFER:

– A CUSTOM-CODED FLOATING ISLAND DIMENSIONaccessible by elytra only with custom biomes like the autumnal forest and cyan-grass cherry grove biome, custom structures like floating sky villages, and stone ruins with great loot, all in vanilla Minecraft!

– A beautiful floating airship spawn with a villager for custom items (like invisible item frames, cosmetic items, etc.)!

– The Dungeons & Taverns datapackfor custom structures around the world to give you more to explore!

– GriefPreventionto claim land and prevent spam/griefing!

– Proximity chat compatibility via SimpleVoiceChat, so you can interact more easily in-game!

– Minor crafting datapacks (like armor stand statues, cauldron concrete, more wood from logs, etc. (no mob heads))

– A 10,000 x 10,000 block mapall pre-rendered with Dynmap so you can see where your friends are and plan where to adventure next!

– DiscordSRVso you can stay connected with people on the server via #chat-log even when you’re not in-game!

– Optional custom resource pack that keeps the vanilla-style textures while also fixing broken/out-of-place ones and refreshing a few to give them a polished look! (Download the Turtlecraft Resource Pack here.)

– 3 Admins to monitor player activity, get rid of trouble-makers, and make sure any questions are answered!

– An efficient system for getting rid of trouble-makers (first strike is a warning, second strike is a ban).

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Come say hi and vibe with us on the Discord server and in-game!

FoxiLand server Minecraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Excellent anarchic server – no donation, no private, vulture allowed.

mc.foxiland.ru

mariland junior high school

HIGH, Júnior, mariland, School, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6100	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	227
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	195	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72

Welcome to mariland smp! 💌

About us

Mariland smp, established March 1st 2024, is a semi-vanilla minecraft server. Our meadows themed spawn area is the focal point where you can build and interact with others in the community. Sprawling paths and easily accessible minecart tracks connecting homes and markets, the land is ever-evolving! Our aim is to create an environment that fosters creativity. We aim to achieve this through collaborative events and chatting on discord.

Server information

Difficulty: Hard Ram: 10GB Version: Java 1.20.4 Host location: Europe TNT-duping: Enabled

Rules

– Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling – Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs – Do not exploit any glitches – Do not use any derogatory language – Respect all players – Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars) – Do not enter the end until the server-wide ender dragon fight

Communication

Our community uses discord for communication; to contact one another and to share any important information regarding the server or events. A microphone is beneficial but not required.

Application https://forms.gle/LdZQFvUEKHb7wory8

✅ PvPMasters [HACKS ALLOWED] – FullPvP / PvPEdits ✅

Clans, Fulledits, FullPvP, Hacks, PvP, Pvpedits, Rankup

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	504	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13

PvPMasters is our new FullEdits server with all custom builds, tons of items to farm, 100+ Rankups, 10+ PvP Arenas, and lots more!

Join our discord @ https://discord.gg/TAtWk2JwpP

Check out the store @ https://store.pvpmasters.net

Please Vote to help support the server!

pvpmasters.net

MCInfected

MCInfected, Minigames

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Items Found:	5645	Underground Cities Explored:	3

If you ever played COD: Black Ops 2, you’ll remember the infected gamemode they had. MCInfected is a minecraft spin on this game mode, with everyone started as a survivor and slowly more and more people being killed and turned into zombies. Maps are based on COD maps and the game feels true to nature. It’s a really fleshed out game with many different infected classes, a prestige shop, and a leaderboard to climb the ranks. This game was really popular back in 2014-2016, but recently has been more or less completely dead. My goal is to revive this server because I believe it brings a really unique and engaging experience that no other minecraft server has been able to replicate since.

IP: dextrity.minecraft-infected.com