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Potty Break PvP

bathroom alone time, bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom distractions, bathroom entertainment., bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom multitasking, bathroom phone calls, bathroom phone usage, bathroom privacy, bathroom reading, bathroom routines, bathroom time, Break, long bathroom breaks, phone addiction, phone in toilet, phone use in bathroom, phones in bathroom, potty, PvP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	115	Infernal Machines Built:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TOILET FIGHTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TOILET FIGHTS! WE GOT PEE PEE VS POO POO BATTLES GOIN’ ON 24/7. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN OF DEFEAT? COME FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE FLYING LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S A REAL HOOT! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER ENCOUNTER! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE BATHROOM!

CraftyWifeMC Server

birthday gift, birthday present, Book, christmas gift, Communication Issues, CraftyWifeMC, fabric bookmarks, gift giving, homemade bookmarks, homemade gift, homemade wife, income difference, Jerk, MONEY, Personal preferences, Preferences, scarf, Server, ungrateful, unwanted gift, Wife, wooden bookmarks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2368
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9529	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Void Armor Forged:	22
Holy Grails Found:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your homemade gift-giving wife? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy ride filled with unexpected surprises and homemade goodies that you never asked for!

Forget about getting what you actually want, because on our server, you’ll only receive the most unique and personalized gifts – whether you like it or not! Just like the fabric bookmarks that our players receive instead of the books they asked for. But hey, who needs a book when you can have a one-of-a-kind bookmark, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of constantly being surprised by homemade gifts that may or may not match your preferences. And if you dare to speak up about it, be prepared for a fight that will rival the intensity of a creeper explosion! So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of unexpected presents and heated arguments – it’s a gift that keeps on giving!

RideOrDieCraft

aita, car affordability, car ownership, co worker, Communication, financial responsibility, gas money, giving rides, job loss, job security, Late, money management, overslept, punctuality, Reliability, RideOrDieCraft, roommate, stealing, Transportation, work ethic

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of being a chauffeur for your unreliable co-worker who can’t seem to make it to your car on time? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being late for work because your virtual co-workers will always be ready to team up and conquer the virtual world with you.

Plus, on our server, there’s no need to worry about gas money or accusations of theft over a measly $20. You can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead of dealing with real-life transportation drama.

And don’t worry about your co-worker losing their job if you stop giving them rides – they can easily teleport to work in our Minecraft world! With cars being so cheap in our virtual realm, there’s no excuse for them not to have their own transportation by now.

So say goodbye to the real world commute and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond pickaxe. Join our Minecraft server now and leave the transportation troubles behind!

HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP

arduous responsibilities, challenging position, challenging work, demanding career, demanding role, difficult profession, difficult tasks, exhausting job, exhausting role, grueling job, hardest job, HardestJobEver_MinecraftSMP, intense work, laborious tasks, overwhelming job, strenuous job, strenuous work, taxing role, tough occupation, tough responsibilities

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	1870	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old jobs like flipping burgers or sitting in a cubicle all day? Well, have we got the perfect job for you – joining our Minecraft SMP!

Picture this: you’re a fearless warrior fighting off hordes of creepers and zombies, all while building the most epic base anyone has ever seen. And the best part? You get paid in diamonds! That’s right, we reward our players with precious gems for their hard work and dedication.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city hidden somewhere on the server, filled with untold riches and powerful artifacts. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim your place as the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So say goodbye to boring jobs and hello to adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life!

AwkwardCraft

awkward anecdote, awkward confession, awkward encounter, awkward experience, awkward incident, awkward memories, awkward memory, awkward mishap, awkward moment, awkward moment story., awkward situation, awkward story, awkward surprise, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, intimate moment, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Are you tired of awkward moments ruining your fun? Then join our Minecraft server where awkward moments are banned! That’s right, no more accidentally punching your friend while trying to give them a high five or accidentally setting fire to your house while trying to cook dinner. Our server is a safe space for all your awkward-free adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Join now for a chance to snap a pic with our mischievous specter!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, explosion, extremism, international relations, investigation, IRGC members, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, Pager explosions, Report, SECURITY, Server, Syria, Terrorism, Tragedy, tragic event, Unrest, violence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Votes:	3124
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, WE GOT PAGER EXPLOSIONS THAT KILLED 19 IRGC MEMBERS IN SYRIA, BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN THE GAME, NO ACTUAL HARM DONE!

WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND RIDING ON GIANT CHICKENS INTO BATTLE!

ALSO, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT FARTS RAINBOWS AND GIVES YOU UNLIMITED DIAMONDS!

SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST, LITERALLY! #MinecraftMadness #PagerExplosionsFTW 🦄💥💎

BoomCraft: Round Two!

BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, explosion, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, Hezbollah attack, Hezbollah militants, Lebanese politics, Lebanon explosion, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, militant group, News, security threat, southern Lebanon, southern Lebanon incident, Tension, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

YOOOOO, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a freakin’ war zone, but wit blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual bombs! We got explosions happenin’ left and right, just like in southern Lebanon but way more fun! Join us for round two of chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)! Plus, we got Hezbollah beepers runnin’ around, blowin’ stuff up and causin’ mayhem. Who needs peace when u can have this kind of excitement in Minecraft, amirite? So come on over and experience the thrill of danger in a virtual world, it’s gonna be LIT AF!

Clouds Seed Rainfall

airborne particles, Atmospheric science, BOTANY, climate, Cloud formation, Clouds, ecology, Environment, findings, Fuel rainfall, meteorology, Natural phenomena, plant reproduction, Pollen, pollination, Rain, Rainfall, research, scientific discovery, Seed, Seed clouds, study, weather

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Emeralds Found:	2367	Buildings Constructed:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

yo, come join dis epic minecraft server where we make it rain with pollen! like, did u know dat pollen can seed clouds and fuel rainfall? it’s like nature’s own party trick, bro. so if u wanna be part of da coolest weather experiment ever, join us and watch as our server becomes da rainiest place in all of minecraft! plus, we got unicorns dat fart glitter and flying pigs dat drop diamonds. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make it rain pollen together!

Ages of War

action, alliances, Battles, Combat, Conflict, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Factions, Guns, Military, Modpack, multiplayer, nukes, Planes, PvP, Raiding, strategy, Survival, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Farms Harvested:	512
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Ages of War is an action-packed Minecraft server where you can use a wide range of weapons, including guns, tanks, planes, and even nukes! Players engage in strategic combat and large-scale warfare, all set in a dynamic world with an active economy and frequent small events to keep things exciting. To join, you’ll need to use the Ages of War Modpack for full compatibility. Get it here (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ages-of-war-nukes-weapons-bomb-tank) and dive into battle!

194.164.96.71:25589

Protogen MC

1.18.1, cool bases, Furrys, Minecraft, Mods, optifine, protogen, Server, Survival, texture pack, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

This is a Vanilla 1.18.1 Server To Relax And Chill with Other Furrys And Protogen and to make cool bases, etc (Looking For Mods) (USE OPTIFINE) (p.s. it mandatory for texture pack to work.)

173.240.158.249:26980

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, preview page, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Venture Forth to Hunt

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying Aureus shots to Lupine Rue like never before. Watch as Feixiao takes on enemies with nothing to laugh at, and witness the myriad celestia trailer featuring the arrow that seeks the stars – because why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic animated shorts that will have you taking it easy while laughing your socks off. And don’t even get us started on our current character banners – Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, Luka – they’re all here to make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will have you reaping all the rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!