OccupiedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Towns Built:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bathroom interruptions again! Our virtual bathrooms are equipped with soundproof walls and automatic “Do Not Disturb” signs that pop up when you’re doing your business. No more awkward conversations through the bathroom door, just peaceful and uninterrupted gaming sessions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual toilets have magical powers that grant you extra luck in finding diamonds. So come join us and experience the ultimate bathroom privacy in Minecraft!

LegalizeDiamonds Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret treasure hunt where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and rainbows are made of marshmallows.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Why not!

Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

AnnoyingAFCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Are you tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no git gud” policy! That’s right, you can be as terrible at PvP as you want and still be welcomed with open arms. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves. Join us today and witness the majestic llama creations for yourself!

ArcticCraft: Trump’s Greenland Adventure

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ores Mined:	9164
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

come join our minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! we got denmark planning new ships and dog sled patrols in greenland, all because trump wants control! it’s like a crazy political drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the ruler of greenland yourself! who needs real life politics when you can have this level of insanity in minecraft?! come on, what are you waiting for?!

Air Quality Race Time Fun

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so good, it will make you run faster than a marathon runner on steroids. we have analyzed data from 2.5 million marathon finishers and found that our server’s air quality will give you super speed powers like the flash.

imagine sprinting through our pixelated world at lightning speed, leaving all your friends in the dust as you dominate every race. with our fine particulate matter, you’ll be breaking records left and right, making Usain Bolt look like a snail on a leisurely stroll.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the fastest minecraft player in history. just don’t forget to wear your running shoes, because you’ll be zooming past everyone in no time.

The Lab

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3

The Lab Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap (when it’s up to date)
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

FAQ

1. When did the current season of The Lab Minecraft Server start?

The current season started back in the middle of August in ’24.

2. Is the map reset frequently?

Unlike prior seasons, the map is not planned to be reset for a very long time.

3. What is the player activity like on the server?

New players are joining every week, and there is almost always someone online for you to play with.

4. What can I expect in the server’s shopping district?

The server has a shopping district centered around spawn for all your shopping needs, and it is steadily growing.

5. Are events and minigames hosted on the server?

Players can join events or minigames being held throughout the year, or even host their own.

Mystic Dreamlands 1.21

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	102	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously! Why? Because she’s so hot! I know, right? But like, not in a creepy way, in a totally cool and Minecrafty way. Join now and experience the hottest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sunscreen because this server is on fire, literally. Don’t miss out on the hotness, join now!

Crafty Potato Kingdom

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Farms Harvested:	414
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Divine Spears Created:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Join this lit Minecraft server where we do crazy tech repair jobs and find illegal stuff on devices like it’s nobody’s business. AMA about all the wild stuff we come across. Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

SMP: HowUDoin? Like4real?

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created in the history of the universe? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server, it’s gonna blow your mind!

First of all, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds, like for realzies. And our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited cake and ice cream, because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will give you special powers like the ability to shoot rainbows out of your butt. And every full moon, we have a dance party with talking animals and disco balls made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in your entire life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you will regret it. But who hates fun and happiness, am I right? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Barber Shop

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crops Grown:	4001

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like they just rolled out of bed? Well, on our server, we have a virtual barber shop where you can get a fresh new haircut every day! That’s right, no more pixelated bedhead for you!

But that’s not all – our barber shop is run by a team of zombie pigmen who have been trained in the latest hair styling techniques. Trust us, you’ve never seen a fade like the one they can give you.

So come join our server and get ready to slay both mobs and bad hair days!

CraftyCanuckz

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	8357	Potions Brewed:	119
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

lol dis server is da bomb diggity yo. if u join u will unlock da secret power of turning all ur enemies into chickens. yea u heard me right, CHICKENS. and not just any chickens, but CHICKENS THAT CAN FLY. imagine da chaos u can cause with an army of flying chickens at ur command. u will be unstoppable, just like dat time i beat da Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. true story bro. so come join dis server and let’s show dem noobs who’s boss. oh and did i mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard me right. FREE PIZZA. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer da Minecraft world together, one flying chicken at a time.

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