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Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimension Hops:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

PeePanicAirCraft

aita, bathroom breaks, bladder control, Cancer, Communication, compromise, family dynamics, Flight, hold pee, husband, international travel, Kids, Marriage, parenting, PeePanicAirCraft, pelvic floor, Prostate, relationships, Therapist, urologist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your multitasking skills like never before? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to balance a crying baby, a mischievous toddler, and a husband who pees more frequently than a leaky faucet on a 3.5-hour flight!

Picture this: you’re trying to feed your baby while your toddler decides it’s the perfect time to crawl all over you, causing a meltdown in the middle seat. And just when you think you have a moment of peace, your husband decides it’s time for his frequent bathroom breaks, leaving you to juggle it all on your own.

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a back story of a husband who refuses to hold his pee, despite the advice of a pelvic floor therapist. Will he ever learn to ask before he pees, or will the chaos continue on every flight?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of multitasking madness!

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

Alteration, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup Britomart Pickup Summon, Drop Rates, Edmond Dantès Pickup Summon, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order community, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Singularity Repair Support Campaign Pickup Summon, smp, summon

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Enchantments Applied:	132	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4556
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gladiator 2000, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, Mahjong Edition, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W14 P27, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

adult education, adult learning, Calculator, career advancement, Computation, computer science, Degree, digital literacy, education, learning, lifelong learning, Math, Mathematics, Minecraft, NoobMasterFlex, percentages, professional development, programming, self improvement, Skills, smp, software, STEM, Technology

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	3673
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

adult content, Anons, controversial, Crafty, debate, election, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Mommy, NSFW, Okay Anon, opinion, Politics, prediction, prediction gone wrong, scandal, Server, shock value, social media, tits, trump, viral

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Nudity Anon Minecraft SMP

Anon, body acceptance, body comfort, body confidence, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, comfort in skin, embracing nudity, feeling comfortable naked, loving your body, Minecraft, nudity, nudity acceptance, positive body image, self esteem, self love, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your pixelated physique on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a blocky beefcake or a slim pixel princess, you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or lack thereof, depending on your avatar).

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the land. These feathered fiends have been terrorizing the villagers and stealing all the eggs, so it’s up to you and your fellow players to put an end to their clucky reign of terror.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Minecraft’s Next Top Dancer. So if you’re looking for a server that’s equal parts absurd and awesome, look no further! Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

Protagonist Slayer Minecraft Server

Anime, Character development, Climax, code geass, Conclusion, death, emotional, fan favorite, great ending, Impact, killing, memorable, Minecraft, narrative, plot twist, Protagonist, resolution, series, Server, Shocking.., slayer, Story, unexpected

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience a world where anything can happen, just like in Code Geass! Who knows, maybe killing the protagonist will actually work out for you and lead to a legendary ending for your Minecraft journey.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter insane quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

Rimba Racer Smut Minecraft SMP

adult content, ai, ai generated, animated series, anthropomorphic characters, Erotic, explicit, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fiction, Generated, hot, mature themes, Minecraft, Naughty, racer, Racing, RIMBA, Rimba Racer, romance, smp, SMUT, Steamy, surprising quality

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	6559
Alien Abductions:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly trained in the art of dance and will challenge you to a dance-off for their freedom. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood party animal who just wants to boogie down with players instead of being defeated. And don’t even get us started on the villagers who have formed their own underground roller derby league. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP!

Crafty Poet’s Minecraft Server

beauty, Blake Winston-Janssen, Bleak, Crafty, facebook, gift, Hydrogen, love, manifests, Minecraft, oxygen, Pain, poetry, poets, profile, Promise, Raw, Server, Thoughts, TRANSMUTATION, Universe, Water, world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magic Items Found:	8756	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the promise of turning raw pain into beautiful creations just like poetry!

Picture this: you’re mining away, feeling down and out, when suddenly your diamonds turn into a majestic castle fit for a king! That’s the power of our server’s promise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the ability to transmute even the most basic materials into something extraordinary. Just like the union of hydrogen and oxygen creates water, on our server, the union of dirt and cobblestone creates a magical floating island!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the beauty and love that only Minecraft can offer. And who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great poet of our generation like Blake Winston-Janssen!