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Potty Breaks Denied: Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9084	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	8

LOL come join dis crazy minecraft server where we don’t let you go to the bathroom!! 😂 Our call center workers in Greece are on strike but don’t worry, they’re still playing Minecraft and causing chaos! 🤪 Join us for non-stop fun and mayhem as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible! Who needs a bathroom break when you’re having this much fun?! 🚽💥 Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜 #NoBathroomBreaks #MinecraftMayhem #JoinTheChaos 🤣🔥

DiaperCraft: Surviving Times Square

adult diapers, bathroom breaks, bladder control, celebration, comfort, convenience, Crowd, DiaperCraft, diapers, Endurance, Festivities, holiday traditions, large crowds, long-lasting, new year’s eve, partying, public events, social gatherings, Square, staying comfortable, staying hydrated, Surviving, Times, times square

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Are you tired of wearing diapers just to survive New Year’s Eve in Times Square? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bladder control again! Our virtual world is so immersive and captivating, you won’t even notice the hours flying by as you build, mine, and explore with your fellow gamers. Say goodbye to adult diapers and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and leave those diapers in the past where they belong.

Peeing Champ Server

bathroom breaks, bathroom records, bathroom world record, bathroom world record holder, bathroom world records, bladder control, Champ, lifetime world record, nobody will ever know, pee breaks, Peeing, restroom visits, Server, urinary frequency, urinary habits, urinary health, urinary records, urinary system, urinary world record, urinary world record holder, world record holder

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the quest to uncover the mystery of the legendary peepee champion! rumour has it that this elusive player has peed over 9000 times in-game, leaving a trail of golden puddles wherever they go. will you be the one to dethrone them and claim the title of peepee king? or will you join forces with the peepee champion and create a pee empire that will go down in minecraft history? the choice is yours, but one thing is for sure: on this server, anything is possible, even becoming a pee legend. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your minecraft life!

Wagie Problems Minecraft Server

American Flag, bathroom breaks, body training, funny work stories, long tail tags, Minecraft, morning routine, power shitting, Problems, Server, toilet humor, unusual bathroom habits, wagie, Wagie Problems, work challenges, work struggles

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll power shit five times before logging on? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, your body will be trained to release those morning dumps like clockwork. And if you ever find yourself needing to go while playing, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of American flags lying around for you to use as toilet paper. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane antics that will have you laughing until you power shit your pants!

PeePanicAirCraft

aita, bathroom breaks, bladder control, Cancer, Communication, compromise, family dynamics, Flight, hold pee, husband, international travel, Kids, Marriage, parenting, PeePanicAirCraft, pelvic floor, Prostate, relationships, Therapist, urologist

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your multitasking skills like never before? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to balance a crying baby, a mischievous toddler, and a husband who pees more frequently than a leaky faucet on a 3.5-hour flight!

Picture this: you’re trying to feed your baby while your toddler decides it’s the perfect time to crawl all over you, causing a meltdown in the middle seat. And just when you think you have a moment of peace, your husband decides it’s time for his frequent bathroom breaks, leaving you to juggle it all on your own.

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a back story of a husband who refuses to hold his pee, despite the advice of a pelvic floor therapist. Will he ever learn to ask before he pees, or will the chaos continue on every flight?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of multitasking madness!

Censored Avif on /g/ Minecraft SMP

Apple, AVIF, censored, Censorship, controversy, data, Digital Media, discussion, file formats, Forums, G.., image compression, INFORMATION, internet, JPEG XL, Minecraft, online censorship, online communities, privacy, smp, spammers, Technology

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of the avif vs jpeg xl debate taking over your favorite Minecraft SMP server (/g/)? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our wacky and wild server where avif is celebrated and apple’s adoption of jpeg xl is just a hilarious punchline.

We promise that no information about avif will be censored here, unless it’s so mind-blowingly ridiculous that even the spammers can’t handle it. So come on over and join us for some avif-filled fun, where the only thing getting deleted is your worries about the jpeg xl takeover. Let’s make /g/ great again!

Grandma’s Honest Craft Minecraft Server

accusations, blended family, bullying, Craft, Cruelty, custody, Divorce, family, Food, Grandmas, Grandparents, Honest, Inheritance, life changing, lying.., Minecraft, money troubles, proof, refusal, Remarried, Server, Siblings, strict instructions, Support

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of family drama and money troubles in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from all that nonsense! Our server is filled with adventure, fun, and no annoying step-siblings asking for your inheritance money.

Explore our virtual world and build your own empire without worrying about greedy parents trying to get their hands on your hard-earned loot. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some epic battles!

Who needs real-life siblings when you can have virtual ones who won’t steal your inheritance? Join our server now and show your mom that you don’t need her money-grubbing ways in your life. Are you the AITA in this situation? Not on our server – here, you’re the hero of your own story!

DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	5530	Players Killed by Monsters:	452
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
New Chunks Explored:	316235	Farms Harvested:	955
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5695
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
New Chunks Explored:	139668	Players Killed by Monsters:	7656
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Animals Bred:	71
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!