Why integrate into society when you can join our server and be a full retard in the most outrageous ways possible? Embrace your antisocial attitudes and let loose in a world where the low hanging fruit of the past 200-300 years has been picked clean.
Don’t be a hypocrite, be a destroyer! Join us now and show off your prideful attitude as you refuse to integrate into the mean activity of the existing system. Who needs reform or rebuilding when you can just wreak havoc in Minecraft instead? Let’s see what kind of chaos you can unleash in our crazy, chaotic world.
Join us for a wild ride of latinx and pajeets flinging virtual poop at each other 24/7! Forget about building pretty houses and farms, here you’ll be too busy dodging flying feces and trying to survive the insanity.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground factions plotting against each other, epic battles for control of the server, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have this level of mayhem?
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world of madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to get messy and have a sense of humor as we navigate through the craziness together.
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through twisted friendships and unexpected surprises, just like in this insane story of a group of friends planning a trip to Greece. Imagine the chaos of splitting costs equally, only to have one friend drop a bombshell pregnancy announcement at the last minute and demand a refund for her portion of the trip. Will the group stick together or will they crumble under the pressure of financial strain and betrayal?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story. From flakey friends to unexpected pregnancies, you never know what drama will unfold next.
So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of navigating through outrageous situations and crazy stories. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and buckle up for a wild ride!
Experience the thrill of navigating through moody in-laws and outbursts that will keep you on your toes. Will you be able to handle the pressure and keep your cool like the OP in this story?
Embark on a quest to balance family dynamics and navigate through misunderstandings that will leave you scratching your head. Can you keep up with the constant surprises and curveballs thrown your way?
Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships and communication. Who knows, you might even find yourself slipping into postpartum depression from all the excitement!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass just by owning a few of these majestic birds. And don’t even get us started on the talking cows that give out sage life advice in exchange for a pat on the head.
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the impossible becomes possible, join us today and embark on the wackiest adventure of your virtual life!
| Server Focus | Role-playing with character lore and storyline |
|---|---|
| Compatibility | Java and Bedrock cross-play |
| Events | Weekly PVE events and boss battles |
| Server Modifications | New structures, biomes, and worlds |
| Staff | Dedicated region-specific staff for player support |
| Plugins | Minimal interference for a vanilla feel |
It’s simple! Visit our website to be redirected to our discord where you can find the server rules before playing.
The server focuses on role-playing, allowing players to create their own character lore and be part of an overarching storyline.
Yes, the Storytime SMP server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, allowing players to enjoy the game together regardless of their edition.
Yes, the server hosts weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged with the storyline.
Yes, the latest season of the server includes alterations to Minecraft’s default generation, introducing new structures, biomes, and worlds for an enhanced gaming experience.
The Storytime SMP has dedicated staff for each region to ensure fair play and address any reports of cheating, stealing, or griefing.
The server aims to provide a vanilla feeling gameplay experience by limiting plugins that interfere with gameplay, with the main plugin being Grief Prevention for player security.
Yes, the server features a top-tier main storyline with a variety of events, great storytelling, and promotional videos to keep players engaged and excited about the server’s narrative.
Be sure to check out our latest trailer at: YouTube Trailer
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in the Descent of the Five Senses event where you’ll have to rely on all your senses to survive and conquer the challenges ahead. And if that’s not enough, we have 2x Commissions to keep you on your toes and test your skills to the limit.
And for our global players, get ready for the Rowdy and Cheery event where you’ll have to bring your A-game to show off your skills and win amazing rewards! Plus, don’t miss out on the Final Restriction Release where you’ll face the Fury of Set with special armor and prove that you’re the ultimate warrior.
So why wait? Join our server now for a crazy, fun-filled adventure like no other! Who knows what insane challenges and battles await you next!