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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9973 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Animals Bred: | 129 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS, AND PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT BLINDS THE CREEPERS AND MAKES THEM DANCE THE MACARENA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CAKE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS?! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! YOU CAN LITERALLY SPAWN INSIDE A DELICIOUS DESSERT!
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