IP: bathbombexplosion.About.minecraft
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. It was wild, man!
But that’s not all! Another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually aliens in disguise. They had to team up with the villagers to fight off an invasion of evil space cows. It was udderly ridiculous!
So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next! Plus, our community is filled with the coolest players who will have you laughing till your diamond armor falls off. Don’t miss out, join now!
Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, just like the time when Alex broke his leg and had to be bathed by his dad because he’s too afraid to wash on one foot. But watch out, because if you try to help him in the bath without knocking, you might just get cussed out like his mom did!
We don’t mess around here, we stand up for our rights to privacy even if it means no Xbox for a week. So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where even the most unexpected situations can lead to some hilarious moments. Who needs modesty when you’ve got a server full of cold-loving dudes ready to take on anything?
WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FLY AROUND AND POOP RAINBOWS, AND PIGS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT BLINDS THE CREEPERS AND MAKES THEM DANCE THE MACARENA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CAKE MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS?! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! YOU CAN LITERALLY SPAWN INSIDE A DELICIOUS DESSERT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST RIDICULOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! AND REMEMBER, THE YELLOW RUBBER DUCKIE APPROVES!
if you join now, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots fireballs. or maybe you’ll befriend a creeper who tells hilarious jokes.
we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and a maze that leads to a secret treasure room filled with golden apples.
come join us and have a blast like never before! who needs a good day when you can have an EPIC day on our server!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?
Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.
So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!
| Server IP | simplesmp.org |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd |
Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.
Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.
Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.
Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.
Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.
Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a world border on the server? | No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go. |
| Can I claim land or protect my builds? | No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds. |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay. |
Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.