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CatRapCancerGrief

annoying cat, bath mat, Cancer, cat dying, CatRapCancerGrief, chatgpt, dumb raps, girlfriend jokes, good mood ruined, hurt feelings, litter box, long-distance relationship, personal events, Rap, sleeping arrangements, snapping at girlfriend, specific circumstances, throwaway, vet visit, wacky girlfriend

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Ores Mined:	9191
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your girlfriend’s rap about giving your cat poop cancer? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even ChatGPT would be impressed. Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a rap battle about Minecraft mobs gone wrong. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Looking for a green light to your Minecraft adventures? Welcome to GreenCraft: Home of Semi-Vanilla Shenanigans!

Adventures, allied, bedrock, Crates, Cross-Play, Discord, Dynmap, Events, Green.., GreenCraft, home, java, Light, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Nations, Quests, ruins, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, smp, union, Updates, Wars, WEEKLY

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7777	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Green Craft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP – Semi-vanilla
Supported Platforms	Cross-play – Bedrock and Java
Version	1.21
Features	Quests, Crates, Minigames, Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is Green Craft SMP?

A: Green Craft SMP is a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java with quests, crates, minigames and more.

Q: What can players expect from the server?

A: Players can expect weekly content updates, nation building, quests, events, minigames, collectable maps, ruins, crates, and more.

Q: How can players join the server?

A: Players can join using the provided IPs and port numbers for Java and Bedrock platforms. There is also a Discord server for communication.

Q: What are Nations on the server?

A: Nations allow you and 2 other players to create a nation up to 750×750 blocks in size, engage in wars and alliances, or take part in a Union. Being part of a nation is optional.

Q: What kind of quests are available?

A: There are weekly and permanent quests where players can complete tasks for rewards.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: Events are held about every 2 weeks where players can win rewards like crate keys, money, and collectable maps of themselves.

Q: What are the minigames offered on the server?

A: Minigames include PVP, racing, parkour, and more in a separate minigame world players can warp to.

Q: What are some additional features on the server?

A: Additional features include Collectable Maps, Ruins, Crates, Dynmap, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Q: Is there a way to communicate with other players outside of the game?

A: Yes, players can join the Discord server provided for community communication and updates.

IndieCraft Server – Big Indie Vibes

average viewers, big, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, discussion, ducks, indie, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, japanese, large indies, net fans, non-english vtubers, Numbers, OC material, Server, Shill, Swarm, Thread, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, VIBES, Viewers, Vip, virtual reality, VOD archival, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Crops Grown:	5669
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We are like the VIP lounge of Minecraft servers, exclusively for those who watch indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers. Why settle for the normies when you can join the elite club of indie vtuber fans?

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they meet the minimum requirement of being a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t have any talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they are fair game for discussion.

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with koikatsu cards (wink wink), Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar (because who doesn’t love celebrating virtual birthdays?). And let’s not forget about the ducks…yes, we have a whole section dedicated to ducks because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring servers behind and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even bump into Shylily or Tob celebrating their birthdays with us! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

DopeCraft SMP – “Why’s Doping Banned?”

anti-doping regulations, athlete health, athlete integrity, athletic excellence, banned, banned drugs, banned substances, Cheating, clean competition, Competitive advantage, DopeCraft, Doping, doping consequences, doping in sports, drug testing, enhancing performance, Fair Play, integrity in sports, performance enhancement, smp, sports ethics, sports regulations, Sportsmanship, Whys

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	1630
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, except for doping! Why, you ask? Well, because we want our players to reach their absolute peak without any sneaky shortcuts. Plus, have you ever seen a creeper on steroids? Trust us, it’s not pretty. So come join us for some hilarious shenanigans, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret diamond stash of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

StepSisSnitch Minecraft Server

anger management, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, family drama, family dynamics, forgiveness, gossip, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling rivalry, snitching, StepSisSnitch, stepsister, substance use, teenage drama, Trust, trustworthiness

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, lies, and backstabbing – just like in this crazy family story!

Imagine a world where your step-sisters are out to get you, spreading rumors and turning your stepbrother against you. But don’t worry, on our server, you can team up with other players to take down the haters and reclaim your throne!

And just like in this story, secrets will be revealed, alliances will be broken, and friendships will be tested. Who can you trust in this chaotic world? Join our server to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs a peaceful gaming experience when you can have all the excitement of a family feud right at your fingertips?

MommaDramaCraft

acceptance, adoption, adoptive mom, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Identity, mental health, MommaDramaCraft, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Self-expression, Trauma

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1094
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your family tree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post!

Our server is like a virtual adoption story, where you can join a new family of players and navigate through the ups and downs of virtual life. Will you be the rebellious child causing chaos in the basement, or the responsible adult taking care of everyone else?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. Plus, we have a special event where you can invite your adoptive mom and her family to join the game, but be prepared for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only thing crazier than the game itself is the stories you’ll create along the way. Who needs therapy when you have our server to escape to?

BullshitCraft SMP

bullshit, BullshitCraft, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, drivel, fabrication, fake news, Fallacy, falsehood, Fiction, fraud, Garbage, hoax, hundred percent, Lies, Misinformation, nonsense, pure bullshit, scam, smp, untruth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Ores Mined:	1424	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is one hundred percent pure bullshit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. That’s right, no more exploding creepers ruining your day! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to buy some diamonds? Better make sure you have enough llama bucks!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, you can build your very own moon base and explore the lunar landscape while dodging space zombies and alien cows. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience one hundred percent pure bullshit for yourself!

NakedCrafters United

age, Behavior, body positivity, Casual, clothing optional, comfort, Confidence, Etiquette, generation gap, gym, gym culture, hygiene, locker rooms, NakedCrafters, nudity, Old Dudes, personal space, privacy, reddit, social norms, societal expectations, United

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of seeing old dudes strutting their stuff in the gym locker room like they own the place? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can roam around butt ass naked all you want without anyone judging you! Join us for a wild time where the only dress code is your birthday suit. Who needs armor when you have confidence like that? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Naked Warrior roams the server, challenging anyone who dares to face him in a battle of wits and nudity. So come on, strip down and join the fun!

VisaCraft: Hungary’s Russian Roulette

bilateral relations, Brussels, cross border travel, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, eastern europe, European affairs, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, Hungarys, immigration, international relations, political tensions, roulette, Russian, russians, Schengen Area, travel restrictions, visa regulations, visa rules, VisaCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so like, u know how brussels is all like “hey hungary, wtf dude why u makin it easier for russians to get visas?” and hungary is all like “bro, chill, we just tryna be friendly and stuff.” but brussels is not havin it, they want answers yo.

but like, forget all that drama cuz u should totally join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our diamonds are made of chocolate and our creepers give out free hugs.

we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s super top secret.

so come join us and let’s build the craziest, most epic world together. and who knows, maybe we’ll even find the ender dragon and ride it into battle against the evil villagers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

Adrenaline Rush, aggression, athleticism, Catharsis, cause, Competition, Conflict, Drama, Entertainment, Intensity, Performance, physicality, Problems, Processional Wrestling, PunchCraft, resolution, showmanship, solution, Solves, spectacle, sports, violence

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Enchantments Applied:	91
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5257
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!