Join our server and enter a world where the grass is neon pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for juggling fireballs!
But that’s not all – we have the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that a diamond-encrusted llama roams the land, waiting to be found by a brave adventurer. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the ability to mine through bedrock like butter.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, all while wearing a chicken suit made of enchanted feathers? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave. Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Imagine a world where everyone lives in tiny rooms, solves the housing crisis, loneliness crisis, and lack of social skills crisis all at once! And don’t forget about the car crisis – no need for cars in our walkable city!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also receive a free virtual cat to keep you company in your tiny room. Just look at how happy she is in the pic – that could be you! So why wait? Join now and be a part of the solution (and maybe even build a tiny room for your virtual cat too)!
PRIMEsteal is a lifesteal server, play with your friends with all eco features! it has crack join enabled and also bedrock players can play!
primesteal.unitehost.fun:25552
Our server is so out of this world, even the government can’t keep up with our crazy conspiracy theories. We’ve got secret bases hidden underground, UFO sightings every Tuesday, and a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon (just watch out for the space zombies).
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while debating whether the moon landing was faked? Come join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!