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SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

BurgerCraft: No Pork, Just Beef & Chicken

Beef, burger choices, burger options, BurgerCraft, chicken, dining out, fast food, fast food chains, fast food options, fast food places, food preferences, limited menu, meat options, meat preferences, meat substitutes, menu restrictions, Plant-Based, plant-based options, Pork, pork alternatives, pork burgers, restaurant choices

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Animals Bred:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you ever feel like fast food places be playin’ you with their lack of pork burgers? Well, fear not, cuz on our server, we got pork burgers for days! That’s right, you can chow down on some juicy pork burgers while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that eating a pork burger in-game gives you super strength and the ability to fly. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to pig out on some pork-tastic fun!

Physics Graph Network – LawCraft

AI Models, Artificial Intelligence, computational modeling, data science, graph, hybrid model, innovation, integration, Knowledge graphs, LawCraft, machine learning, Natural laws, Network, neural network, neural networks, Optimization, PGNN, Physics-guided, PHYSICS., research, Results, scientific research, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. we got researchers up in here integrating physics and knowledge graphs into their AI models, like what even is that? but like, it’s called PGNN, which stands for Physics Guided Neural Network, and it’s like, the coolest thing ever.

like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you’re like, whoa, this server is like, smarter than me. but don’t worry, it’s not gonna take over the world or anything, it’s just gonna make your gameplay way more interesting.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s on a whole other level of intelligence, then like, come hang out with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two about physics while you’re at it. ain’t that just wild?

Pyrakia

Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	8696	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	138
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Welcome to Pyrakia! A friendly Towny server with custom features and mechanics. Vote between Oct 4 and Oct 11 for triple voting rewards, and check out the store for a 25%-off sale!

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MagicGames

bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, hypixel, java, magicgames, Skyblock

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Magic Games is a Skyblock server similar to Hypixel that supports both Bedrock and Java editions. You can join their community through their Discord link:https://discord.gg/magicgames-805997287033667624

139.84.166.158

Grown Up Minecraft Server

adulting, childhood memories, entertainment industry, game design, game development, game innovation, game market, game production, game quality, gaming culture, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming preferences, gaming trends, growing up, grown, Minecraft, Modern Gaming, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, technology advancements, video games

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6002
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of adulting and missing the good ol’ days of playing epic games like Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boring adulthood! Join us and relive your childhood dreams of building giant castles, exploring mysterious caves, and battling creepers with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, have dance parties with friendly zombies, and even participate in epic llama races across the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it gallops through the pixelated sunset.

So why waste your time with boring adult responsibilities when you can join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild? Come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!

The Great Canadian Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Canada, Canadian, Canadian challenges, Canadian culture, Canadian development, Canadian downfall, Canadian economy, Canadian future, Canadian future prospects, Canadian government, Canadian history, Canadian identity, Canadian issues, Canadian leadership, Canadian News, Canadian outlook, Canadian perspective, Canadian politics, Canadian progress, Canadian society, Great, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27

Are you tired of living in a world where Canada reigns supreme? Are you ready to overthrow the maple syrup overlords and establish your own rule? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us as we band together to take down the moose-riding Mounties and claim our rightful place as rulers of the Great White North. Build your own igloo fortress, ride polar bears into battle, and show those polite Canadians who’s boss. It’s genuinely over for Canada, but the fun is just beginning on our server! Join now and let the chaos ensue!

WaterWoes Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication, community living, confrontations, duplex living, gardening, Minecraft, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighbor etiquette, neighbor relationships, residential living, Server, shared faucet, Shared Resources, utility bill, washing shoes, water billing, water conservation, water costs, water meter, water usage, WaterWoes

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Items Found:	6387	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further! Our server is like living in a duplex with crazy neighbors, except in Minecraft form!

Join our server and experience the thrill of confronting your virtual neighbors for using your virtual faucet to water their virtual garden and wash their virtual shoes. Watch as they throw a virtual hissy fit and try to guilt trip you with promises of virtual power washers for your virtual car.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! You can also enjoy the excitement of unscrewing virtual hoses and moving them to different virtual faucets, all while keeping an eye out for virtual dog walkers who don’t clean up after their virtual pets.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama and chaos of virtual neighborly disputes like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

BlockPuppyHeist

animal rights, BlockPuppyHeist, neighbor disputes, pet adoption, pet custody, pet ownership, pet ownership ethics, pet theft, puppy care, puppy love, puppy parenting, puppy protection, puppy rescue, puppy rescue mission, puppy theft, puppy welfare, responsible pet ownership, stray puppies, town dynamics, town hierarchy, town politics

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6908	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of living in a town where your puppies keep mysteriously disappearing? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and never worry about your virtual pets being taken away by entitled neighbors again.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect your precious pups from any would-be pet thieves. And if someone dares to try and steal your furry friends, you can unleash a pack of virtual wolves to chase them away.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature where you can train your pets to become fierce guardians, ready to defend your virtual home at all costs. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your puppies in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that gets stolen is the show!

SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

commitment issues, DATING, emotional availability, fear of intimacy, future goals, love life, past relationships, personal growth, reasons for being single, Relationship Status, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, single, Single life, SingleSteveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you single right now? Well, it’s probably because you haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is basically a virtual dating paradise – you’ll be fighting off suitors left and right as you build your dream pixelated home together. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to fend off and diamonds to mine with your new boo? Join now and say goodbye to singledom forever!

FoodieCraft

Choice, Commitment, cravings, DELICIOUS, diet, Eat, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, FoodieCraft, Hunger, long term, Meal, nutrition, one food, rest of your life, satisfaction, selection, Sustenance, Taste, Variety

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and experience the thrill of only being able to eat one food for the rest of your Minecraft life! Will you choose to survive on a diet of nothing but golden apples, or maybe you’ll go crazy with an endless supply of cake? The choice is yours, but be warned, your taste buds may never be the same again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only their chosen food as weapons. Picture this: a player armed with nothing but a carrot facing off against someone wielding a watermelon slice. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s deliciously entertaining!

So come join us on our server and let your taste buds run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ultimate food warrior in the world of Minecraft!