bateau – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BannedFromSubsMC

Access Denied, Banishment, banned, banned for life, banned users, BannedFromSubsMC, BARRED, Blacklist, community guidelines, disciplinary action, exclusion, expulsion, Moderation, Permanently banned, Prohibited, reddit, Restricted, restricted access, rules violation, subreddit ban, subreddits

Are you tired of being banned from subreddits left and right for your hilarious and controversial comments? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! We welcome all the rebels, troublemakers, and meme lords who have been kicked out of every online community.

Join us and build your own virtual empire where you can rule with an iron fist and unleash your wildest creativity. Our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

So come on over and join the party! Who needs subreddits when you can be a part of our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? Let’s make some memes, break some rules, and have a blast together!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyCommies

armored vehicles, battlefield, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense forces, FEBRUARY, military equipment, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, record losses, russia, Russian forces, vehicle losses, War

come join our epic minecraft server where russian forces are losing vehicles left and right in february! it’s like a crazy battle royale but with blocks and creepers! watch as tanks explode and helicopters crash in the most hilarious ways possible! join now and witness the chaos firsthand, it’s a total blast! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? hurry up before putin shuts us down, you don’t want to miss out on this madness!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
Gray Area Gaming

AREA, color, common mistakes, confusion, Differences, English, Gaming, grammar, Gray, grey, homophones, Language, language learning, linguistics, Shades, Spelling, spelling rules, synonyms, vocabulary, Words, Writing

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well this one is so cray cray u won’t even know what hit u. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a unicorn to battle. the spelling of gray is a grey area on this server, so u better watch out for those sneaky e’s.

join us if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, our server IP is xxx.FlyingPigsAndMacarenaCows.xxx so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join the fun!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Creaking SMP

bedrock, borders, Cheating, chests, Chill, Community, creaking, CreakingBedrock, Difficulty, HACKING, HARD, Ip:, java, PvP, Resets, rules, smp, steal, stealing, Survival, Teleport, trolling, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Full-Vanilla Survival, Java & Bedrock 1.21.4
Community	Friendly Community: Don’t steal, just chill
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. No borders. No resets. Hard Difficulty.
Rules	No claims or locked chests. No stealing. No unwelcome PvP. No trolling, cheating, or hacking.
Join Now	IP: mc.creaking.fun Java: use the above IP Bedrock: add CreakingBedrock

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there any teleport feature on the server?	No, there are no random teleport or bed teleport features.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims available.
Can I reset my progress on the server?	No, there are no resets on the server.
What difficulty level is the server set to?	The server is set to Hard Difficulty.
Is cheating or hacking allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is strictly forbidden on the server.

Mint Phantom Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Autocror3ct, bluesky, cafe, concerts, conventions, Divegrass team, Fantôme no Nazo, games, Ghostmaid, itch.io, karaokes, MEMBERSHIP, merch, Mint, Mint Fantôme, Music, Phantom, Realm, Serafuku Edition, twitter, Twitter Spaces, Unarchived Karaokes, youtube channel

Yo, bros and broettes, check out this crazy Minecraft server that’s like diving into a virtual reality rabbit hole! Join us for a wild ride filled with Serafuku Edition shenanigans and mind-blowing adventures!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got a YouTube channel that’s straight fire, a Membership program that’ll make you feel like a VIP, and a Twitter account that’s more lit than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Bluesky profiles, Twitter Spaces, Concerts, Conventions, and unarchived Karaokes that’ll have you singing like a zombie villager on a full moon! And don’t even get me started on the merch – it’s so dope, you’ll wanna wear it IRL!

Oh, and did I mention the games? Freak or treat, Fantome no nazo, Minto’s autocror3ct – these games will have you mining and crafting like a pro in no time! And the music? It’s like listening to a jukebox in the Nether – pure fire, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we even have a Divegrass team that’ll make you feel like you’re playing in the World Cup of Minecraft! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
KidzCraft Minecraft Server

401k, Boundaries, child care, Classes, decision, family, foster care, Gymnastics, Inheritance, Kids, KidzCraft, life insurance, Lifestyle, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, parenting, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Siblings, swimming

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t take care of anyone’s kids, not even in the virtual world! Imagine a world where you can roam free, build epic structures, and mine for diamonds without a care in the world about babysitting.

Join us if you want to escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. We promise not to put you down as the designated child caregiver, because that’s just not our style.

Our server is like a 401k for your soul, with life insurance for your sanity. We offer swimming and gymnastics classes for your virtual characters, because why not? And if something goes horribly wrong, rest assured that your in-game assets will be split among your fellow players.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and zero obligations to raise anyone’s kids. Because in our world, the only thing you have to parent is your pet wolf.

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SisBitchCraft

anger management, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, double standards, emotional reactions, emotional triggers, family arguments, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, insult, name-calling, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, SisBitchCraft, sister, verbal abuse

Yo, listen up! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hop on this Minecraft server right now.

So, picture this: you’re chilling at home, minding your own business, when suddenly your mom and sister come back from the grocery store. You innocently ask your mom a question, but before she can even answer, your sister starts going off on you, calling you all sorts of names like a total savage.

You try to ask your mom again, but your sister just won’t quit with the insults. So, you finally lose it and yell, “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING BECAUSE THIS BITCH KEEPS TALKING OVER YOU!” And let me tell you, things get heated real quick.

But hey, on this server, you can let out all your frustrations in a virtual world without getting in trouble with your fam. Plus, we’ve got some seriously epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
CraftyCraze: 8 Billion Blocks

billion, blocks, CraftyCraze

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our custom-built rollercoaster will take you on a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes! So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on this wacky adventure!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

HtlF SMP

24/7 server, builder focused, Community Based, Custom Armor Stands, custom generation, discord server, Fast Leaf Decay, Friendly, HtlF, Invisible item frames, Mature Players, Mob Heads, No Resets, player heads, redstone friendly, relaxed environment, small server, smooth connection, smp, Vanilla Plus, voice chat, Whitelist

HtlF Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Friendly People	Everyone on the server is welcoming and mature, creating a relaxed environment.
Smooth Connection	24/7 server with a large 30GB RAM and fast whitelisting process to prevent griefers.
Vanilla Plus	No pay-to-win features, only vanilla Minecraft with some quality-of-life mods.
Builder Focused	No server resets, custom generation for builders, and Redstone-friendly setup.
Community Based	Encourages community living and holds votes for server-based changes.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the HtlF Minecraft Server?

To join, click here and fill out the short application form by typing /apply in server applications.

Is lag an issue on the server?

No, the server has a strong connection and 30GB RAM, ensuring a smooth gameplay experience as long as you’re in America.

Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features, crates, or bonuses for donations. Everyone has equal opportunity on the server.

Can I build freely on the server?

Yes, the server is focused on builders and there are no resets, allowing you to create and build without the fear of losing your progress.

How does the server handle community interactions?

The server encourages community living, holds votes for server changes, and plans to host group builds and minigames in the future.

Who can I contact if I have any questions?

If you have any questions, you can message fadedchickennn on Discord for assistance.

SocializeCraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, advice, Bars, bumfuck nowhere, date, foids, Get out, go nuts, hang out, IRL, looks, meet people, remote location, Robots, Social Skills, Socialize, SocializeCraft

Join our Minecraft server and escape your remote location without actually leaving your house! Meet people from all over the world, including foids (that’s girls, bro). No need to worry about your social skills or looks, just jump in and start building friendships. Don’t go nuts in your bumfuck nowhere, come join us for a virtual adventure like no other!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP