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MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	8089
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dimension Hops:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9593
Players Killed by Monsters:	6134	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8398	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ores Mined:	1523	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1526	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

adoption, blended families, Communication Issues, consequences, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, feeling invalidated, hurtful comments, overreacting, ParentalPunishFAIL, parenting, real parents, seeking validation, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!