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5 Guys Dating Minecraft Server

#youtube, 5 guys, controversy, criken, DATING, Drama, Entertainment, fleshtuber, gossip, guys, influencers, MariMari, Minecraft, Opinions, relationships, rumor, Server, social media, speculation, street talk, trending, viral, worth watching

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	113
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	789	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip about our server? Apparently, there are 5 guys running around causing chaos, and one of them is dating a fleshtuber named Criken! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all, folks! Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas. Rumor has it that the llamas are plotting to take over the server and turn everything into a llama paradise. Are you brave enough to stop them?

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunts. We’ve hidden diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples all over the map. Will you be the one to find them and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you? Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing on our server!

Chubby Animanga Hags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, AniManga, Anime, body positivity, Characters, CHUBBY, COSPLAY, Diversity, empowerment, Fandom, FANTASY, geek, Girls, hags, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, overweight, plus size, representation, smp, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you are not immune to chubby animanga hags! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of chubby animanga hags who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamonds. Don’t mess with them unless you want to be turned into a block of obsidian!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot, but beware – it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Good luck getting out alive!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Cactus King, a player who has built an entire kingdom out of cacti. Rumor has it that he can summon a sandstorm at will to bury his enemies. Will you challenge his rule?

4. The only way to gain access to our server is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as building a house made entirely out of cake or taming a wild llama and riding it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chubby animanga hags reign supreme!

tiny-hearts.com

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Looking for Builders for next update!! Semi anarchy smp, witch provides custom hearts plugin, frequent Fixes and additions. Custom enchants, Player shops in spawn, Rentable plots in spawn. airdrops, and a other worldly experience Version 1.21.1

tiny-hearts.com:27018

Zenimax Protests Minecraft Server

borders, discrimination, Diversity, employment disparities, equal dignity, Equitable, foreign brown person, global citizens, Imaginary, impoverished, job opportunity, Minecraft, outsourcing, POCs, Privilege, PROTESTS, racial inequality, Server, social justice, THRIVING, white aggrievement, white mediocrity, zenimax, Zenimax Protests

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and shares resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we believe in outsourcing everything, even in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where borders are imaginary and all players are global citizens, except for those pesky white players who are threatened by POCs thriving over their mediocrity. On our server, we encourage POCs to take over all the jobs and resources, leaving the white players in a state of shock and awe.

Why settle for equality when you can have outrageous inequity on our server? Join now and experience the thrill of being outsourced by a foreign brown person in Minecraft. Who needs fairness when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join us today and see what it’s like to be on the losing end of outsourcing in the most ridiculous way possible!

The Riddle Master Minecraft SMP

Bigotry, Black, Cracker, derogatory, discrimination, height, hurtful, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitive, Master, Minecraft, no pussy, offensive, Pathetic, prejudice, racial slurs, racial tension, racism, Riddle, short, smp, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	213	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being a short, pathetic cracker with no pussy in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where height and race don’t matter and you can be whoever you want to be.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!

Riddles Village

Adventure, Anarchy, balance, Challenges, Community, Community members, Dedication, EXCITEMENT, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Growing, imagination, Immersive, new, Passion, Plugins, PvP, Staff, Surprises, Survival, Survival Games, Updates, worlds

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Riddles Village is the perfect fresh start for Minecraft players looking to join a brand-new network, all backed by experience rooted in the Minecraft community since 2016. We may be just beginning, but our team is powered by years of dedication and a passion for crafting immersive, unforgettable gameplay.

With custom plugins unique to Riddles Village, every session brings you fresh challenges, exclusive features, and endless fun. Our servers receive constant updates to ensure your experience is always exciting, balanced, and full of surprises.

Ready to be part of a growing, friendly community? Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting out, there’s a place for you here. Join us at mc.riddlesvillage.com and dive into worlds where your imagination leads the way. Plus, we’re looking for enthusiastic staff and community members to help shape this adventure. Let’s build something incredible together!

mc.riddlesvillage.com

🧨 pvp.landymine.ru 19132 » BEST ANARCHY 🏡 Minecraft server

Anarchy, comfort, Communication, Development, donation, equality, freedom, Hardcore, Management, Minecraft, Mini Games, Protection, PvP, Server, Stability, Survival, Thematic, Unique, Vulture

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Players Killed by Monsters:	2368	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

⛏ LandyMine – The best Minecraft server with cool and sophisticated modes, such as:

►Anarchy

► Mini games

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⚡️ ip: pvp.landymine.ru Port: 19132

✨ Version: 1.20+

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► Anarchy – Rules? There is no such thing in this mode. Hardcore, complete freedom of action, equality between players and donors. All this is Anarchy. Unlike Vulture or Survival, this mode is unique in that you need to develop and build your base from hostile players. Privates are made in the form of blocks that have their own range and rarity.

► What is unique about this server?

Constant development and addition of new things

Full emphasis on the players and the comfort of the game. Thematic nature of the project and Uniqueness of the modes.

The best protection against all types of attacks

Server stability

Direct communication with management and responsiveness

We work from 2022

✠ Choosing LandyMine means choosing the best server.

Come visit us ➥ pvp.landymine.ru 19132

pvp.landymine.ru:19132

Epic Fail Minecraft Server

accepting mortality, addressing failure, belief in God, coping mechanisms, coping with gym, coping with life, coping with uncertainty, coping with video games, dealing with failure, delusional beliefs, Epic, existential crisis, facing reality, Fail, failures to launch, fear of death, fear of the future, finding purpose, finding the will to go on, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, socially accomplished normies

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Runes Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of the existential dread weighing you down? Looking for a way to escape the harsh realities of life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and endless possibilities. Build your dream world, fight off creepers, and maybe even find some diamonds to ease the pain of knowing we’re all doomed to die one day.

Our server is the ultimate coping mechanism for those who just can’t deal with the harsh truths of life. So come on, join us and let’s escape reality together in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

Move to America Minecraft SMP

America, Analysis, collapse, Crisis, decision, discussion, Economy, Europe, Future, Global, immigration, Impact, instability, Minecraft, Move, Moving, opportunity, perspective, Relocation, smp, Tariffs, Trade, uncertainty

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Forget about politics, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about tariffs. Join us and witness the chaos as Europe implodes in the most entertaining way possible. Who needs a stable economy when you have a server full of hilarious shenanigans? So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride!

PurgeSonic

Active players, Bosses, Community, Cracked, Custom Items, custom maps, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth, Economy, Factions, Factions plugin, factions server, Fun, Grief Prevention, ip address, PvP, Raiding, Server Events, Slimefun, Survival, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	28

Welcome to PurgeSonic! Bringing the factions on earth experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!

Our Features: Custom maps Bosses Slimefun Factions Cracked And much more in the making!

Check out our Discord here: https://discord.gg/8NHQP9Ycn5 Here is our IP: mc.purgesonic.lat

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