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Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

alcohol consumption, alcohol exposure, animal studies, bad, Birth, birth defects, booze, brain defects, Conception, Dads, developmental disorders, face, facial defects, Father, genetic mutations, genetics, Mice, Mouse, neurodevelopmental disorders, Offspring, parental health, paternal influence, prenatal exposure, reproductive health, teratogenic effects

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Animals Bred:	117	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

chainsaw, chainsaw man, chunky, Dump 179, long tail, man, Manga, Minecraft, Server, shueisha, tags, Vamvagah, VIEWER

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4239	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

animal girls, Anthropomorphic, bovine lovers, cow, cow women, cowgirl cosplay, cowgirls, dairy, FANTASY, farm animals, fetish, furry community, Horns, hot cow babes, lactation, Milk Edition, Minecraft, Moo, Moonthly, Roleplay, Sexy, smp, Thread, transformation, udders

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mines Excavated:	4386
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	7418
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	969583

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

15 years, aita, Best Friend, Boyfriend, Cards, Cook, cousin, CousinClash, dming, Fight, Friends, home country, House, LAUGH, LEAVING, Minecraft, MONEY, Movie, relationship, ruining my life, Server, united states, Visit

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Towns Built:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

NoKidzLeftBehindMC

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, Fairness, family dynamics, household duties, NoKidzLeftBehindMC, parenting, partner, primary breadwinner, Resentment, REST, school drop off, sick leave, Stress Management, Support, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, anticipation, awkward, Experience, first time, FirstTimeNoob, growth, Innocence, learning, Memories, milestone, Minecraft, Nervous, Nostalgia, personal development, significant event, smp, special moment, teenage years, unforgettable, Unique, young love

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Votes:	642
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

YankeeDoodleDont

american culture, American customs, bizarre traditions, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural differences, cultural shock, eye-opening moments, foreign perspective, foreign viewpoint, International visitors, Non-Americans, odd behaviors, strange habits, surprising discoveries, travel experiences, unfamiliar practices, unique observations, united states, unusual customs, YankeeDoodleDont

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4985	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Conflict, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, covert support, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, intervention, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military push, Minecraft, political backing, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Support, US officials

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	541
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off creepers like US officials backing Israel against Hezbollah! we got crazy battles, explosions, and drama like you’ve never seen before! join now for a wild ride and show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyMissileWars

Conflict, CraftyMissileWars, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, nuclear weapons, potential attack, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Warning, White House

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

Pixel Fish Disco Party

ALAN, Animal Behavior, artificial light at night, Behavioural effects, circadian rhythms, Danio rerio, disco, ecological disruption, environmental impacts, Fish, genetic expression, light pollution, Light Spectrum, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, Party, PIXEL, reproductive patterns, sleep disturbances, spectral compositions, transgenerational effects, urbanization, wildlife conservation, Zebrafish

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish are super into partying? well, do we have the server for you! come join us and witness the behavioural and transgenerational effects of artificial light at night on zebrafish.

our fish are like, totally into different colors of light and it’s wild, man. they’ll swim around all crazy and do flips and stuff. it’s like a rave, but underwater. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these fish getting down to the beat of the night.

plus, there’s a rumor going around that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and become the ultimate fish whisperer. imagine being able to communicate with fish and have them do your bidding. it’s like having your own army of aquatic minions.

so come on down to our server and see the magic of artificial light at night in action. who knows, you might just become the next fish king. or queen. we’re all about equality here. just watch out for the glow-in-the-dark jellyfish, they can be a bit clingy.