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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 9887 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 4585 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
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