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ShirtlessLawnMower69

athletic dad bod, attractive, backyard, Bikini, blowing off, Communication, edging, Fence, hot weather, ignoring wife, Marriage, mowing, mowing the yard, Request, Shirt, shirtless, ShirtlessLawnMower69, show stopper, tattoos, weeding, yard work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Villages Defended:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of being told what to wear while mowing your own lawn? Do you want the freedom to show off your tattoos and dad bod without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where shirtless mowing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can mow your virtual lawn in a bikini, with no one to tell you to cover up. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can express yourself however you want, whether that’s through tattoos or lack of clothing.

Join us and show off your virtual dad bod while building fences and mowing lawns to your heart’s content. Who needs a shirt when you have the freedom to be yourself in our crazy Minecraft world? Let your tattoos shine and your lawnmower roar on our server – because why conform when you can be fabulous?

BlockySurvival

BlockySurvival, coping mechanisms, depression, Finding Hope, Healing Process, inner strength, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, overcoming struggles, reaching out, seeking help, self harm, self reflection, self-care, staying strong, suicidal thoughts, suicide hotline, Suicide prevention, support system, Therapy

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	90	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that make you want to dig a hole and bury yourself in it? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the brink of despair! Join us and discover a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a roller coaster that will make you scream louder than a ghast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what stopped you from killing yourself (spoiler alert: it’s all the laughter and joy you’ll experience here)!

1%HomelessCraft

#1, 1HomelessCraft, class divide, disadvantaged, economic disparity, financial disparity, homeless people, homelessness, income inequality, INEQUALITY, lack of resources, living conditions, Marginalized, POVERTY, poverty line, Social Issues, social justice, societal issues, socioeconomic status, vulnerable populations, wealth gap

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in Minecraft, mindin’ your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon THE most lit server in the whole dang universe. This place is like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness, where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. And get this – every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in your honor.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the creepers bust out their sickest dance moves? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So if you wanna join the ranks of the elite 1% (the homeless people, duh), come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

WackyCraft Minecraft Server

EXCITEMENT, long tail, Minecraft, Repetition, Server, tags, WackyCraft, WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the mystical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have unlimited power and be able to build the most epic creations in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep, who poop out rainbow-colored wool that can be used to craft the most fabulous outfits for your character. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Unicorn Mount, which will carry you across the land in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlCraft Minecraft Server

annual thread, Best Girls, caricature, Conversation, cultural representation, discussion, Diversity, feminism, forum, gender, Girlcraft, Girls, inclusion, Minecraft, Race, racial caricature, Server, social norms, stereotype girls, Stereotypes, stereotypes in media, Women, yearly thread

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find the most epic and stereotype girls in the gaming world! Join us for a chance to meet the most fabulous and over-the-top characters who will make your gaming experience unforgettable.

From the sassy cheerleader to the nerdy bookworm, our server is filled with all kinds of girls who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to team up with a princess who fights dragons with her tiara? Or how about a ninja who can take down creepers with just a flick of her wrist?

Join us now for a chance to interact with these larger-than-life characters and embark on crazy adventures that you won’t find anywhere else. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world of stereotype girls – join our Minecraft server today!

WeddingCraft Woes

bitterness, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, Family Support, funeral attendance, parental obligations, Resentment, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepdaughter’s wedding, stepfamily, Stepfather, wedding attendance, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, WeddingCraft, Widow, woes

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crops Grown:	5994	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring weddings and family drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the wedding drama and build your own virtual world! No stepdaughters or bitter exes allowed, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place for widowed dads looking for a break from family obligations. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers without any wedding invitations to worry about!

Don’t feel guilty for skipping out on family events, join our server and let your kids enjoy the wedding while you conquer the virtual world. Who needs a wedding when you have a Minecraft kingdom to rule?

So come on, join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stepdaughters and ex-husbands when you can have unlimited virtual adventures? Let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

SaddestCraft Minecraft Server

amusement parks, ATTRACTIONS, Contrast, Despair, destinations, Disneyland, emotions, Entertainment, experiences, family, feelings, happiest place on Earth, Happiness, joy, Minecraft, roller coasters, saddest place on Earth, SaddestCraft, Sadness, Server, theme parks, travel, vacation

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

If Disneyland is the “Happiest” place on Earth, then the saddest place on Earth must be Steve’s empty Minecraft server! But fear not, for this server is about to get a major upgrade in the happiness department. Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and exploding creepers (just kidding, we promise they won’t explode… too much).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the depths of a diamond mine. They bravely stepped through, only to find themselves in a magical world where pigs could fly and chickens could dance the cha-cha. It was a place where the only limit was your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden somewhere in the vast expanse of our server is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you be too busy building a giant statue of yourself out of cobblestone blocks?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing sadder than not joining is missing out on all the hilariously absurd adventures waiting for you. Who needs Disneyland when you have a Minecraft server that’s guaranteed to put a smile on your face (or at least make you laugh until you cry)?

CraftyCash1000

budgeting, CraftyCash1000, economic impact, emergency fund, financial assistance, financial assistance program, financial hardship, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial relief, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, financial support, financial wellness, long term financial goals, MONEY, personal finance, savings, stimulus check, unexpected expenses

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Imagine if you could trade that $1000 check for a lifetime supply of diamonds on our Minecraft server! That’s right, forget about real-world money, on our server, diamonds are the currency of choice. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and even build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you don’t accidentally blow it up)!

So why waste your time with boring old real life when you could be living it up in the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

CraftyOlympicMC Server

alcohol, Beverages, branding, Company, Competition, court case, CraftyOlympicMC, Infringement, intellectual property, lawsuit, lawsuit news, legal action, legal battle, legal dispute, olympics, prime drinks, Server, sports, sued, trademark case, trademark infringement, US Olympic committee

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best parties ever. we even got sued by the US Olympic committee cuz our parties were too epic. they were like, “yo, you can’t be using our name for your sick parties, bro.” but we were like, “whatever, we’re too cool for you anyway.” so yeah, join our server and get ready to party like a champion.

ElectricCraftFun

accident, Brazil, Caution, Concert, dies, electrical hazard, ElectricCraftFun, Electrocuted, Entertainment, Fatal, Incident, live performance, Music, musician, News, Performance, Safety, Singer, Stage, Tragedy, Warning

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Emeralds Found:	6873	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

lmao dis server is so lit dat u might get electrified like dat singer in Brazil 😂 join us for sum electrifying fun and crazy adventures! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and zombies doin the cha cha slide 💃🕺 u never know what u gonna find in dis wacky world of blocky madness! come join da party and see if u can survive da ultimate electrifying experience! 🔥⚡️💥 #ripSinger #MinecraftMadness #ElectrifyingFun