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Bat Virus Buddies
lol, so like, this server is like the bat coronavirus of Minecraft servers, but in a good way, ya know? like, we use the same cell-surface protein to gain entry into your Minecraft world as the SARS-CoV-2 virus, but don’t worry, we won’t give you COVID-19, we’ll just give you a sick gaming experience! come join us and raise the possibility of having a blast with us, who knows, maybe someday you’ll spread the word about how awesome this server is to humans and they’ll all wanna join too! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s infect the Minecraft community with fun! -
Bat Virus Farm Fun
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more viruses than a chinese fur farm! we got bats, racoon dogs, minks, and even guinea pigs spreading all the craziness. it’s like a wild animal party up in here! come see which virus will infect you next, it’s like a surprise every time you log on. who needs diamonds when you can collect all the different viruses instead? join now for a truly unique and chaotic minecraft experience! -
BrainWaveRelaxCraft
so, like, this server is totally rad, man. we got earpieces that can, like, read your brain waves and tell when you’re chillin’ out or about to pass out from exhaustion. how crazy is that? join us and experience the ultimate relaxation while playing Minecraft. our server is so chill, even the creepers are taking naps instead of blowing you up. come hang with us and let your brain waves guide you to the most peaceful gaming experience ever. trust us, you won’t regret it. peace out, dudes. -
Eggarmy Junior High School
Eggarmy SMP is an exciting survival multiplayer Minecraft server where players can engage in PvP battles, claim land to protect their creations, and form teams to tackle challenges together. With a vibrant community and a range of features including resource gathering, custom events, and quests, Eggarmy SMP offers a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience for both casual and competitive players. Whether you're building epic structures or competing in team-based activities, there's always an adventure waiting in Eggarmy SMP.eggarmysmp.secure.pebble.host
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/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phase Connect Shenanigans
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in one night! And don’t even get me started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle!But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who can mine obsidian with her bare hands! Or Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who once pranked an entire village by turning all their sheep pink!
And that’s not all! We’ve got crazy characters like Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, who can swim in lava without taking any damage! Or how about Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, who can fly on a pig across the sky!
So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this wild world of blocky chaos!
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MommaCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to deal with any toxic family drama like the one mentioned above! Join us and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted negativity.Our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a community of players who just want to have a good time. Plus, we have the most epic build battles and treasure hunts that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
And the best part? We guarantee that no one will ever call you fat or make snide remarks about your appearance. In fact, we celebrate all shapes and sizes here and believe that everyone is beautiful in their own way.
So come join us on our server and leave all your worries behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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WeddingDressDrama
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value virtual wedding dresses more than real ones! Join us for a chance to digitally recreate your most prized possessions and protect them from any alterations by your offspring.Imagine a world where your Minecraft character can wear the most exquisite wedding dress made by your pixelated mother. No need to worry about your daughters wanting to borrow it for their own virtual weddings – it’s all yours to cherish forever!
Embark on epic quests to protect your virtual dress from being upsized or altered in any way. Battle against virtual brides-to-be who are hell-bent on transforming your precious dress into something unrecognizable. Will you stand your ground and defend your dress with all your might?
Join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the drama is as intense as a real-life family feud over a wedding dress. Who knew pixels could hold so much sentimental value? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and protect your digital heirlooms!
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EverestRules Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the wild west of blocky adventures!Join us if you dare, where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends in a TNT explosion? We encourage it!
Our server is home to the most epic battles, the craziest builds, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us and unleash your inner chaos!