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StankBreathBuster – Minecraft SMP

awkward conversations, bad breath, breath mints, considerate approach, dental care, dental checkup, embarrassing situations., fresh breath, freshen breath, gentle reminder, halitosis, Minecraft, mouth odor, mouthwash, offensive odor, oral hygiene, personal hygiene, polite communication, sensitive topic, smp, social etiquette, StankBreathBuster, unpleasant smell

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Crops Grown:	8074	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of a community where we roast each other’s breath instead of building houses! Our members have breath so bad, it can kill mobs from a mile away. But hey, at least we have fresh mint farms to help combat the stench! So come join us and see if you can survive the toxic fumes and hilarious insults!

JunkCraft: Snack Attack!

Attack, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort meals, comfort snacks, convenience food, fast food, fast food cravings, Favorite Food, favorite junk food, guilty pleasure, guilty snacks, indulgent food, Junk Food, junk food addiction, JunkCraft, late night cravings, Processed Food, savory snacks, snack, sweet treats, unhealthy indulgence, unhealthy snacks

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk food of Minecraft servers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant hamburger castle, fighting off zombie hot dogs, and riding on a roller coaster made entirely out of candy bars! And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Chip Mine, where you can dig up all the salty snacks your heart desires.

So come on down to our server and satisfy your cravings for adventure, excitement, and of course, junk food! Who needs diamonds when you can have delicious donuts instead?

NukeCraft – No Assurances Given

Assurance, Assurances, cnn, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear facilities, nukecraft, SECURITY, State Department, Target, Tension, threat

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	909722	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well dis server is like dat but on steroids, cuz we got top secret nuclear facilities to protect! yea u heard me right, we got da big booms and we need u to help us keep dem safe from any sneaky players tryna blow it up!

join our server and u can be part of da elite team dat defends our precious nukes from all da baddies out there. plus, we got top State Department officials playin on here, so u kno it’s legit. come join us for some explosive fun and maybe even start a war or two, who knows! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Signal Disruptions Schizo Brain

auditory hallucinations, Brain, brain activity, brain disorders, brain function, brain imaging, Brain Signal Disruptions, brain waves, Cognitive science, disruptions, mental health, mental illness, neurological conditions, neurology, neuroscience, psychiatric disorders, Psychiatry, research, Schizo, schizophrenia, Schizophrenic Symptoms, scientists, signal, VOICES

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

lol u gotta join our minecraft server cuz it’s like a whole new world of craziness! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our server is so lit, even the creepers are breakdancing. plus, we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw raves every night. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

Banana Sandwich: Where we spread love, not mayo. 1.21+ 18+ Voice chat available!

Active, Armor stand arms, average age range, banana, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, Contact, Dedicated, Dedicated player base, Diamond Economy, Discord, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, love, lower 20s, Mayo, minimal addons, new players, Playerheads, sandwich, spread, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelisted, wide range

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21.1 (Hermitcraft inspired)
Addons	Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	2 months old
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, looking for active and dedicated members
What is the average age range of players?	Lower 20s with a wide range

Foamstars’ Free to Play Minecraft Server

app, Attention, Community, ENGAGEMENT, Foamstars, free, free to play, Gaming, indie game, Marketing, Mel T, Minecraft, mobile game, monetization, online presence, Play, Player Base, Promotion, Server, sex, social media, twitter, wife’s game

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mel T is getting in on the action! Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little scandalous Mel T sex (just kidding…kind of). Our server is Free to Play, just like my wife’s game, so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about on Foamstars’ EN Twitter! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unless you’re expecting actual Mel T sex, in which case, sorry to disappoint).

Bleach Minecraft SMP – Crafting Clean Fun

Anime, big three, Bleach, clean, Crafting, Fun, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Massive, Minecraft, Miracle, Orihime Inoue, Popular, Quincy, Rukia Kuchiki, shinigami, SHONEN, smp, Sosuke Aizen, soul reaper, Soul Society, success, trash episodes, Uryu Ishida

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	8107
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing bigger than our builds is the mystery of how Bleach became a hit anime! Join us on this wild server where we recreate the epic battles of Soul Reapers and Hollows, all while wondering how a show with such a rocky start managed to capture the hearts of fans everywhere.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with enchanted diamond gear, hidden treasure chests that hold rare items like golden apples and nether stars, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as the plot twists in Bleach.

So come on, join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the secret to Bleach’s success while building your own empire in this crazy Minecraft world. Just watch out for any lurking Hollows – they may not be as friendly as our players!

KidWatch24/7 – The Ultimate Babysitting Server

Babysitting, babysitting expectations, bad parents, Boundaries, child care, Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, demanding, exhaustion, family conflicts, family dynamics, family visits, inappropriate comments, KidWatch247, parenting responsibilities, Parenting styles, Resentment, self-centered, Server, sibling relationships, Ultimate

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	8878	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your annoying in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about changing diapers and reading bedtime stories.

Our server is the perfect escape from demanding family members who think babysitting is a full-time job. Instead of being stuck with a baby all day, you can explore our virtual world filled with endless possibilities and no crying children in sight.

Forget about cultural expectations and family drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond. And if anyone tries to pawn off their responsibilities on you, just block them and keep on playing!

So join our server today and say goodbye to being the designated babysitter. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to mine for resources than to deal with demanding relatives. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no annoying in-laws allowed!

MineCraft SMP: Professional Chicken Nugget Taster

broadening horizons, building empathy, career exploration, chicken, community service, cultural immersion, diverse work environment, enhancing communication, expanding perspectives, fostering teamwork, gaining new perspectives, job fulfillment, job satisfaction, life experience, meaningful job, Minecraft, nugget, personal development, personal growth, PROFESSIONAL, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, taster, unique job opportunity, valuable skills, work-life balance

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Have you ever wanted to be a professional Minecraft potato farmer? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole economy based on potatoes! Join us and experience the thrill of planting, harvesting, and selling potatoes like never before.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken jockeys who ride around on baby zombies. It’s like a mini apocalypse on the server, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (unless you’re a potato).

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this carrot will have unlimited power over the server. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next potato king or queen!

BlockBusterQuest

achievement, AMBITION, aspirations, BlockBusterQuest, bucket list, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goal-setting, goals, Happiness, inspiration, life goals, Long-term goals, motivation, personal growth, purpose, reaching goals, self improvement, Setting goals, success

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Do you dream of riding a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a sword made of pure obsidian? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and the chance to build a house made entirely of TNT (just don’t light it). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and make all your Minecraft dreams come true!