Bastion Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: OverwatchSMP Drama Queens

action rpgs, Bastion, Customization, Drama, fps, freedom, Letters, mechanical key switches, Minecraft, mouse and keyboard, Newbies, overwatch, OverwatchSMP, PC Gaming, point-and-click adventures, Precision, QUEENS, Reflexes, roflstomping, Rts, smp, SPEED, Tilda key, total control

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take PC gaming to a whole new level! Our server is filled with players who are obsessed with their mouse and keyboard setups.

Why should you join us, you ask? Well, imagine a world where your mouse is your eyes and your aim, an extension of your reflexes. We have players who are so passionate about their mechanical key switches that they could write a love letter to their favorite key (looking at you, Tilda key enthusiasts).

On our server, we believe that mouse and keyboard are essential for dominating in games like Bastion in Overwatch. The precision and control that only a mouse can provide is what sets us apart from the rest.

So, if you’re ready to experience total control, speed, and maybe just a few extra letters, then come join our Minecraft SMP and show off your epic mouse and keyboard skills. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your true gaming soulmate in the form of a key switch.

1k1k

1k1k, Anarchy, Ancient City, Bastion, border, Grief, Minecraft, Mods, nether fortress, Outpost, PvP, rules, Server, stronghold, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

1k1k.minefort.com

xSMP

Advanced, Auction, Barebones, Basic, Bastion, control, Economy, Fun, GOLD, Items, Keepinventory, Materials, netherrite, Ores, Players, PvP, Smithing Template, smp, Smpvp, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Survivalserver, Valuables, virtual currency, xray machine

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

xSMP’s premise is quite simple: a simple survival server with additional features to make the game less of a chore and more fun.

My philosophy is that survival doesn’t have to be difficult. You don’t *have* to race 8,000 blocks away after death to ensure you get your items before they despawn. Simply turn on KeepInventory for yourself if you’d prefer to play the game that way. And if you don’t, then leave it off as that’s the default settings.

You don’t have something? Maybe you need a Netherrite Smithing Template but don’t want to go to a Bastion to find it. That’s fine, someone may very well be auctioning one! And if you don’t have enough money for it, you can auction your own valuable materials.

Outside of the Gold Standard, this server has no centralized economy, meaning the players have complete control over the value of items and materials outside of gold. Our gold standard is as follows:

Raw gold = $5/ea

Gold nugget = $1/ea

Gold ingot = $9/ea

We do plan to add more fun items in the future, such as an “xray machine” which will temporarily turn nearby stone and netherrack to barriers, exposing all nearby ores for a brief moment. As of right now the server is very barebones, and we don’t plan to make things too fancy. We prefer getting the basics done right than getting the advanced stuff all wrong.

xSMP.us.to

Civ+ Semi-Civilized Anarchy: We promise only 50% chaos! Join for Grinding, KOTH, and occasional PVP!

Anarchy, aura, Bastion, Chaos, CITADEL, Civ, Community, consequences, Discord, Enchantment, End.., Fuel, Governance, Grinding, History, imprison, Join, JukeAlert, Justice, Koth, Loot, MeansOfProduction, Mechanics, meteor, occasional, Promise, PvP, semi anarchy, SemiCivilized, Vorpal, Website

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term
We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Civ+: An intuitive Civilization Simulation server designed for the long term

We’ve been in development for half a decade now, and we exited beta just yesterday. Civ+ is a server with real consequences, delivered by players with plugins which let you enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance. We’re a community server built from the ground-up around concepts such as simplicity and playability, popularizing the Civ genre, and providing a dynamic environment where history can flourish with minimal admin intervention.

Features
Bastion: prevent enemies placing blocks in your territory.
Citadel: allows you to reinforce and protect blocks, block by block.
MeansOfProduction: lets you craft lots of custom items using a 5×5 crafting table.
Vorpal: a unique and interesting way to imprison your enemies.
JukeAlert: monitor your territory.

News

Yesterday we launched the server, and today is scheduled to be our first Meteor. Once weekly, the server will randomly select a location for a meteor to land and the players will fight for the meteor. The innovative thing about this KOTH is the fact that many people won’t be there for the loot inside the meteor. The loot is a nice bonus, but the real reason to visit a meteor is the deadly aura that surrounds the landing site. While in the aura, any Vorpal-enchanted items you hold in your inventory will be refueled. This is the only way to refuel our custom enchantment that lets you imprison people in the end. While players are in the end, they deplete the fuel on the weapon that defeated them and if the fuel hits zero they are freed.

Join today

Civ+ is live now at play.civ.plus

We also have a website explaining all of our mechanics at https://civ.plus/

Our discord can be joined using https://discord.com/invite/73BQCCU6xg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has Civ+ been in development?	Civ+ has been in development for half a decade.
What makes Civ+ unique?	Civ+ allows players to enforce justice and experiment with systems of governance, popularizing the Civ genre.
What is the Meteor event?	The Meteor event is a weekly occurrence where a meteor lands in a random location for players to fight over for loot and refueling of Vorpal-enchanted items.
How can I join Civ+?	You can join Civ+ by connecting to `play.civ.plus` and visiting our website and discord for more information.

Dhar Aruz: Where pretending to be someone else is encouraged! Whitelist JAVA 1.20.2

1.20.2, Aruz, Bastion, brewery system, Builders, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dhar, diplomats, Dungeons, Dwarf, dwarven nation, Dynamic world, encouraged, Exploration, fighters, java, magic spells, Medieval, miners, on-going war, Player Economy, playerskins, pretending, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Steampunk, Strategic Wars, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3347
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	6627

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, player-economy, wars/conflict
Features	60 magic spells, custom resource pack, custom mobs, brewery system, siege weapons
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The server is set in a Dwarven nation among a complex world and political landscape, ranging from ancient era to steampunk era in the lands of Bastion.

What roles are available for players?

Players can choose to be fighters, builders, miners, diplomats, and other roles within the Dwarven nation of Dhar Aruz or Khar Darak.

Are there any custom plugins?

Yes, the server includes custom plugins for smithing, magic spells, professions, player-economy, and strategic wars/conflict.

How can I join the ongoing war?

To join the ongoing war or conflicts, simply join the server and participate in the events organized by the community.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community

120server, Bastion, Bastions, best, big, Civ, Civilization, Civserver, Community, Custom, Dungeon, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Farm, Farming, Friendly, Fun, Grinding, Keepinventory, Large, Marriages, Mediumsize, Nature, Nether, Other, Peaceful, Piglins, Quests, Shops, Slimefun, Small, Staff, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Unique, update

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Votes:	1054
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community Minecraft Server

Introducing The Cavern

The Ultimate Survival Towny Experience…

The Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us!

──── Getting Started ────

IP: mc.thecavern.net

BEDROCK PORT: 19132Website: www.thecavern.net

Discord: www.thecavern.net/discord

Family Friendly / Community Oriented

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• Slimefun

• KeepInventory

• Weekly Art Competitions

• Dungeons / Bosses• Fishing Tournaments (70+ Unique Fish)

• 1,000+ Quests

• mcMMO

• Jobs

• Balanced Economy

• Player Shops

• Player Warps

• Tamable Pets

• Secure Trading

• Playtime Rewards

• Dynmap

And so much more!

The Cavern | 1.20 Survival Towny, Slimefun, Dungeons, Peaceful Community Minecraft Server

mc.thecavern.net:27769

LimbusCraft – Where the only limit is your imagination! #1399

Clock Orange Road, countdown, Current Extractions, download links, Edgar Family Heir Gregor, Ego, FAQs, General guide, imagination, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Limit, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Wuthering Heights Butler Faust

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6106
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Items Found:	2644
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	295
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	2609
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through mirror dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But that’s not all, hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 – MirrorClock OrangeRoad for a truly mind-bending experience!

And remember, this server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, so expect some crazy spoilers. But hey, who doesn’t love a good plot twist, am I right? So download the game now and join us on this epic adventure through Limbus Company!

But wait, there’s even more! Check out our official twitter, youtube, and site for all the latest updates. And if you need some extra info on EGO and Sinner, we got you covered with our useful resources and general guide. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Kim’s Block Party: Where South Korean moms and Minecraft collide in hilarious chaos! 🇰🇷🎮

awkward situation, back garden, BLOCK, boundary crossing, Chaos, collide, Crafty, Cultural differences, Daughters, dinner invitation, forced, friendship, hilarious, Kims, Korean, Minecraft, moms, Mother, Party, play outside, pool with slide, Reluctant, social norms, South, South Korean, strip naked, swim shorts, Swimsuits, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, work friends

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Items Found:	5544
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121	Alien Abductions:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the craziest pool parties ever! Our server is so wild, even your mom will make you strip naked and jump into the pool with strangers’ kids. Who needs swim shorts anyway? Our South Korean friend will welcome you with open arms (and maybe some weird rules) for a night you’ll never forget. Don’t miss out on the chance to make awkward memories that will last a lifetime on our server!

Galko’s MILF Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets unexpected plot twists!

Adult, Anime, attractive, Character, comedy, CONFIDENT, Dangerous, Future, Galko-chan, Galkos, gossip, growing up, Kingdom, Mature, meets, Milf, Minecraft, Mysterious, Plot, Provocative, Rumors, schoolgirl, seductive, Sexy, twists, unexpected, WOMAN

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic tale of Galko-chan, who is not your average Minecraft player. She’s on a mission to become the most dangerous MILF in the game, and she needs your help to do it!

Explore a world filled with crazy adventures, where you’ll encounter giant spiders, explosive creepers, and maybe even a dragon or two. But don’t worry, Galko-chan has a secret weapon – her killer sense of humor!

Join her on quests to collect rare resources, build the most epic structures, and take down any enemies that stand in your way. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become a dangerous MILF yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of the madness. Galko-chan is counting on you to help her achieve her ultimate goal – to be the most feared MILF in all of Minecraft!

Pixel Peen Palace: AI-Generated Chaos & Creations

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, aigenerated, AMC, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Chaos, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, creations, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, pokemon, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, walking dead, Wiki

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	1087
Zombie Dances:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Pokemon have feelings! Join us for a wild adventure filled with block merging, comfy UI, and automatic diffusion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, it’s like something out of a sci-fi movie. We have LoRa training, AMD GPU settings, and even a link hub that will blow your mind.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is so epic, it’s like being in an episode of The Walking Dead. Get ready to embark on a journey like no other, where you can explore models, embeddings, characters, and even fetish content.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exciting adventure of your life!

Blocky Diagnosis: The Minecraft Server for LOLz & Building Madness!

blocky, building, condition, Diagnosis, Disease, health, Healthcare, Illness, lolz, madness, Medical, medical condition, medical diagnosis, medical term, Medical Terminology, Minecraft, Server, terminology

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or new? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your Minecraft boredom! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity and hilarity.

We have so many crazy things to offer, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and a secret underground base filled with talking cows. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get access to a special mini-game where you have to fight off an army of evil llamas with only a carrot as your weapon. Trust us, it’s way more intense than it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become a part of the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft community on the planet. Who needs a doctor when you have our server to cure all your Minecraft woes?

Crafty Creeper Chaos: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!

Chaos, Competition, console, Console Wars, Crafty, creeper, Decline, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming industry, gaming trends, innovation, madness, market, Minecraft, Nostalgia, PlayStation, Playstation era, Playstation history, Playstation legacy, Sony, Technology, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Playstation and want to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored to have caused the downfall of Playstation itself. Join us and become part of gaming history (or at least a really funny conspiracy theory)! Dive into a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary (and totally made up)! Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyArknights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights for epic battles and building fun!

#Akafuyu, #Penance, akg, arknights, Battles, building, Cardigan skin, Carnelian, cement, Chestnut, Corroserum, CraftyArknights, Epic, Flametail, Fun, Horn, Humus, ines, meets, Minecraft, Mr. Nothing, paprika, Qiubai, Rockrock, Stainless, Totter, Wind Chimes

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more content updates than you can shake a diamond sword at, with new characters dropping in like they’re falling from the sky in creative mode.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to recruit the legendary 6* Guard Qiubai, who can take down creepers with a single swing of his sword. Or how about the 6* Vanguard Flametail, who can light up the night like a nether portal gone wild?

But wait, there’s more! How about the 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing, who can make your enemies disappear faster than you can say “Enderman”? Or the 5* Guard Wind Chimes, who can summon a tornado of destruction upon your foes?

And let’s not forget about the crazy skins we have available, like the Design of Strife – Cardigan skin that will make you look more stylish than a villager in a tuxedo.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). See you in the world of blocks and pixels, where anything is possible!

Crafty McCraftface: Where even the creepers say ‘It doesn’t get better’

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9659
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Go for it! Our server is all about pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, it doesn’t get better than this!

CoolVillainCraft: Where the bad guys have all the style!

Antagonist, bad, Character, Cool, COOLEST, CoolVillainCraft, Creature, Dark, design, Enigmatic, FANTASY, fashion, fictional, guys, Intimidating, looking, Mysterious, Powerful, series, Style, stylish, turtle, Unique, Villain

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to the most shell-tastic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of epic proportions. Legend has it that on this server, turtles rule the land and sea. They wear tiny crowns and ride dolphins into battle. If you join, you too can become a turtle king or queen and command your own army of shell-wearing warriors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon. Block. It’s said that whoever finds and mines this block will be granted unlimited bacon for life. Who wouldn’t want that?

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Chicken Unicorn. Yes, you read that correctly. A Chicken Unicorn. Legend has it that this majestic creature roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the one to capture the elusive Chicken Unicorn and have your wildest dreams come true?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Turtles, bacon blocks, and Chicken Unicorns await!

Zero F*cks Given Craft

Craft, determination, Fcks, future goals, give a shit, inspiration, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, not today, one of these days, patience, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, procrastination, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
New Chunks Explored:	42842	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can turn dirt into gold with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of skeletons using nothing but a carrot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Remember, on our server, every day is a new adventure and every block holds a surprise.