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SoulSuckingCraft: Where Your Souls Are Safer Than Lost in Lost Bastille!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of losing souls in Dark Souls and ready for a change? Join our Minecraft server where you can’t lose souls because, well, there are no souls to lose! Instead, you can build your own castle in the sky and watch as creepers try to blow it up (spoiler alert: they will fail miserably). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So say goodbye to lost souls and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	1238

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we be launchin rockets like it’s the 4th of July up in dis bish! we got da wildest battles happenin in Upper Galilee, it’s like a war zone up in here but wit blocks and creepers instead of real bombs and stuff. come join da madness and see if u can survive da rocket barrage! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

AlJazeeraHamasExposed

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	150	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

oh, and get this, we once had a player who built a whole city out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS. it was like bling bling central up in here.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. like, we’re talking enchanted swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

so, like, if u wanna join a server that’s gonna blow ur mind and make u laugh till u pee ur pants, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Stormy Lagoon: Where griefing is frowned upon but dad jokes are always welcome!

Adventures, Auctionhouse, Claiming, Community, creativity, crossplay, dad, Economy, Enchantments, Features, frowned, gameplay, Griefing, Homes, jokes, lagoon, Leaderboards, Leveling, marketplace, PvP, Server, Skills, smp, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	854	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5263	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7

Server Details
Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	https://discord.gg/X9Ugfhm
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	https://www.tiktok.com/@joinmyminecraftserver7

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP: We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Explore the countless features Stormy Lagoon has to offer and embark on an unforgettable adventure today!

FAQs

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: Consensual PvP is enabled on our server. PvP is disabled by default, but players have the option to engage in PvP.

Q: How can I obtain ranks and perks on the server?

A: All ranks and perks can be obtained through voting and gameplay. We have a non-Pay-to-Win setup.

Q: Are there special features like mcMMO on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom-coded Stormy Tools with unique enchantments, as well as mcMMO with skills like mining, woodcutting, fishing, archery, and taming.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: You can protect your builds by using the advanced land claiming system on the server. This allows you to control who has access to your builds.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server?

A: Yes, our server has crossplay compatibility, allowing Java and Bedrock players to unite and play together.

Minecraft server: “Blocky Boogie Bash”

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7437
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips. They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to our server’s mystical powers. So come join us and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and talking pigs. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

SelfImprovementCraft SMP: Global Glow-Up Gang

Communication, Confidence, creepy, emotional intelligence, Gang, Global, glowup, International, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, personal development, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self-care, SelfImprovementCraft, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Tips

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8802
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Do you want to avoid those creepy players who always seem to find you in-game? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. Our server is so fun, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the action!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, dietary restrictions, disrespectful behavior., embarrassing behavior, language barrier, language misunderstanding, Minecraft, party etiquette, party guest etiquette, party manners, PartyPig, public humiliation, relationship dynamics, Server, social expectations, social faux pas, social graces, social interactions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8158
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, like the time my girlfriend insulted my coworker in a language she thought no one understood, only to be called out in front of everyone! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic builds, insane mods, and a community that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, don’t insult anyone in a language you think no one understands, because you never know who might actually speak it!

PupCraft: GF Edition – WIBTA?

apartment, Behavior, Bond, compromise, confusion, consideration, dachshund, decision, dream dog, Edition, family, fear, girlfriend upset, love, opinion, pet, PupCraft, relationship, small dogs, Storm, Support, Training, WIBTA

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of dachshunds! 🐶🌭

Are you tired of boring servers that don’t appreciate the majesty of small dogs? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the joy of playing alongside our virtual dachshund army. These tiny warriors will bark and jump their way into your heart, bringing chaos and cuteness wherever they go.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of well-trained dachshunds, led by the legendary Teddy himself. Rumor has it that he still snuggles into beds during virtual storms, providing comfort and companionship to all who seek his wisdom.

So, why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and become part of the dachshund revolution? Don’t let anyone tell you that small dogs can’t be trained – our dachshunds will prove them wrong, one bark at a time.

Join now and unleash the power of the dachshunds! 🌭🐾 #DachshundDomination

CraftyMind SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ores Mined:	5161
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a therapy llama named Larry who gives the best emotional support while you build your dream base! Larry once defeated a group of griefers by spitting on them until they ran away crying. Plus, our community is so wholesome that even the creepers have learned to give hugs instead of exploding. So come join us for some laughs, love, and llama therapy sessions!

FoodGrossOutCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mines Excavated:	3208	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about finding gross things in your food again! Our virtual world is filled with delicious pixelated treats that are guaranteed to be 100% bug-free (unless you count the occasional spider block). Say goodbye to food poisoning and hello to endless feasts fit for a virtual king! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted kitchen has a secret recipe for a potion that gives you the power to eat as much cake as you want without gaining a single virtual pound. So come on over and dig in, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be finding in your food is pure, unadulterated fun!

MachadoCraft2020

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

So, like, this server is like the coolest place to be, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this chick, Machado, leading all the election marches. she’s like a total boss, leading us to victory and stuff. it’s like a revolution, but in Minecraft, ya know? join now and be part of the epic battle for freedom and democracy in this virtual world. plus, we got like, unlimited diamonds and stuff. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!