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Lula’s Crazy Craft Land

contested election, Corruption, Craft, crazy, Crisis, Democracy, democracy at risk, democracy in crisis, election, Electoral Process, foreign intervention, fraud, Government, international relations, Land, Latin America, Lula, Lulas, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political instability, Politics, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Magic Items Found:	5913	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	183	Dragon Eggs Found:	5440
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where everything is a total joke, just like the contested election in Venezuela according to Lula! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical unicorn that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a hot tub filled with lava. And guess what? All their wishes came true!

But that’s not all. We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a talking potato that tells hilarious jokes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh.

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness!

MemoryCraft: Stress-Free Gaming with CBG

anxiety reduction, anxiety relief, cannabinoid, cannabinoid research, cbg, CBG benefits, clinical trial, cognitive function, double-blind study, Gaming, human trial, intoxication, memory enhancement, memory enhancement effects, memory recall, MemoryCraft, mental health, placebo-controlled study, stress reduction, stress relief, stressfree, whole plant cannabis, word recall

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8265	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like smokin’ dat good good CBG strain but without gettin’ all loopy, ya feel me? Like, u can build ur own world and chillax without all da stress and anxiety, it’s like a virtual chill pill, bro.

And get dis, it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on dis server can actually make u smarter! Like, u gonna be rememberin’ lists of words like a freakin’ genius, man. It’s like brain training but way more fun, ya know?

So come on, join da party on dis Minecraft server and let’s get our CBG-enhanced memory on, yo! It’s gonna be lit AF, trust me.

PolarLand – Vanilla server on version 1.20x Minecraft server

1.20x, alone, Company, donation, Lag, Minecraft, Mode, Plugins, PolarLand, PvP, Rtp, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Tpa, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	100	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

You can play on it both with a company and alone, the server works on versions from 1.20 (Recommended) to 1.21, there is no donation and lags on it, there are only basic plugins on /rtp, /spawn, /tpa, /sethome, well and pvp mode, how could it be without it

95.105.53.186

BlockParty Minecraft Server

81978162, blockparty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server, tags

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Animals Bred:	187
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3891	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil villagers?

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

DragonBallSMPSuperCraft

Akira Toriyama, Androids, Anime, Cell, child safety, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, DragonBallSMPSuperCraft, Frieza, goku, japanese animation, Manga, Martial Arts, Namekian, Piccolo, power levels, Saiyan, Super Saiyan, tournament of power, Universe 7, Vegeta

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing scarier than the creepers is Piccolo! That’s right, this server is run by a rogue Namekian who has taken it upon himself to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors.

Join us if you dare, as Piccolo will challenge you to epic battles and intense training sessions. But beware, if you don’t keep up, you may find yourself in the belly of a hungry Ender Dragon!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like golden carrots and enchanted diamond swords. And every Saturday night, we host a dance party at the Nether fortress, complete with disco balls made of glowstone.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive Piccolo’s training camp. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest will survive.

PanicCraft Minecraft Server

adult rec league, anxiety, Communication, Decision making, depression, Guilt, husband, infant, mental health, Minecraft, panic attack, PanicCraft, parenting, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self-care, Server, sleepless nights, stress, Support, Volleyball, Wife

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Enchantments Applied:	150
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while escaping the stress of sleepless nights and arguments with your partner. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose, especially if your husband is having panic attacks while you’re away playing volleyball.

Forget about quitting your favorite game, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs sleep when you can build epic structures and explore endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave those panic attacks behind!

NoBoysAllowedCraft

alcohol, alienation, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, creeps, Defending, defending friend, defending partner, Disrespect, Friend, Harassment, Inappropriate Behavior, kicking out, NoBoysAllowedCraft, Party, setting boundaries, social gatherings, standing up for self, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Potions Brewed:	193
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of creepy boyfriends ruining your Minecraft party? Join our server where we have a strict no creep policy! Just like Sarah’s boyfriend, Jack, who couldn’t keep his hands to himself at a party, we kick out any players who make others uncomfortable.

Imagine a virtual world where you can build and explore without the fear of someone ruining the fun with inappropriate behavior. Our server is a safe space for everyone, except for Jack of course. He’s banned for life.

So come join us and leave the drama at the door. Build, mine, and have a blast with fellow players who respect boundaries. And remember, if you ever feel uncomfortable, just let us know and we’ll handle it faster than Jack can chug a beer!

SeriesLoverMC SMP

action, binge watching, Characters, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episodes, FANTASY, favorite series, Mystery, Plot, reality tv, romance, Sci Fi, Seasons, series finale, SeriesLoverMC, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!

Adventure, beach days, BLOCK, books, Chocolate, coffee, desserts, family, Food, friendship, Fun, Happiness, Laughter, love, movies, Music, Nature, Party, Pets, Server, shopping, spa days, travel, Youll

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to say “NO” to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So why say “NO” to all this craziness when you could be saying “HECK YEAH” instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

cold war, Detainees, Diplomacy, Espionage, exchange, foreign affairs, Gershkovich, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Minecraft, political news, post-Soviet history, prisoner swap, prisoners, PrisonSwapCraft, russia, Server, united states, US, Whelan

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.