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EUkraine Minecraft Server

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Decision making, Diplomacy, EU, EUkraine, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, government relations, international relations, intervention, Kallas, leadership, Minecraft, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

so, liek, u know dat place Ukraine? well, dis server is liek da Ukraine of Minecraft servers, except way cooler. if u join, u can help us take da lead and be da boss of all da other players.

we got crazy builds, like a giant potato castle and a roller coaster dat goes through a lava pit. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures.

if u join, u can be part of our epic quest to defeat da evil Ender Dragon and save da world of Minecraft. plus, if da US ain’t willing to help, we’ll step up and be da heroes. so come join us and be part of something truly epic!

NukeRescueCraft

ABDUCT, abduction, extremist group, global concern, government response, hostage situation, international crisis., KIDNAPPING, Nuclear Scientists, NukeRescueCraft, Pakistan, Pakistani Taliban, plea for help, plea for intervention, rescue mission, scientists, security threat, seeking help, Terrorism, urgent assistance, Video

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the Pakistani Taliban is getting in on the action? Yeah, you heard me right! These crazy dudes abducted 14 nuclear scientists just to get a sneak peek at the epic builds on this server. They even released a video begging for help because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness!

Join us now for a chance to build alongside some of the most hardcore players out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the attention of some international terrorists while you’re at it. So what are you waiting for? Come on down and let’s make some explosive memories together!

Kangaroo Apocalypse Server

Apocalypse, Kangaroo, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Votes:	4482	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

join our epic minecraft server and help us uncover the truth about the extinction of giant kangaroos in australia! maybe it wasnt climate change, maybe it was a secret society of evil players who wanted all the kangaroos for themselves!

explore our vast world filled with ancient ruins and mysterious caves, where you can uncover hidden treasures and battle fierce mobs. team up with other players to solve the mystery and save the kangaroos from extinction!

but beware, the evil players will stop at nothing to keep their secret safe. they will try to sabotage your mission and protect their precious kangaroo army. can you outsmart them and save the day?

join now and be a hero in the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server ever created! kangaroos need you, player!

The Vanilla Chaos

Adventure, Anarchy, bedrock, building, Chaos, Community, Crafting, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, java, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Overview
Server Type	Anarchy Hardcore
Rules	No rules
IP/Host	149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com
Moderation	Only for server stability

FAQ

What is an Anarchy Hardcore Server?

An anarchy hardcore server is a type of minecraft server where there are no rules and the gameplay is at the hardest difficulty level.

Are IPs logged on this server?

No, IPs are not logged on this server.

Is this a vanilla server?

Yes, this is a pure vanilla server with no modifications or optimizations.

What do moderators do on this server?

Moderators only intervene to restore server stability, they do not enforce any rules or restrictions on gameplay.

Can I join this server and play with friends?

Yes, you can join the server with friends and play together, just keep in mind there are no rules so anything goes.

How do I connect to the server?

You can connect using the IP address 149.56.45.5 or thevanillachaos.com

What happens if the server gets popular?

If the server gains a community, decisions on the future direction of the server will be made collectively.

Lush Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, corporate vtubers, Corpos, expecting mothers, fertility, Fertility Thread, Haven, indie vtubers, indies, Lush, maternal figures, Motherhood, motherly, motherly vtubers, Nurturing, nurturing community, nurturing content, Pregnancy, pregnancy content, Pregnant, virtual motherhood, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	7627
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	53

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got pregnant, motherly, and nurturing vtubers up in there! And get this, all indies and corpos are welcome too! It’s like a virtual daycare center meets corporate boardroom, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Potions Brewed:	112
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Emeralds Found:	283	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Potions Brewed:	35	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!