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Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

ADD, bastards, blocky, Cinema, Creative, ending, Entertainment, film, Fun, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, idea.., long tail tag, Movie, movie quote, Piece, Shit, suggestion, tagline, you piece of shit

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Farms Harvested:	195	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

activism, Adventure, bastards, citizen empowerment, community involvement, demanding justice, do something, fighting back, general, general public, grassroots movement, holding accountable, Joe, joe six pack, Making A Difference, Minecraft, Pack, Political Engagement, public action, public outcry, Publics, smp, social change, social responsibility, standing up, step in, taking a stand

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5382
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	827

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

DemonSlayerMC SMP

#zenitsu, action, Adventure, Anime, bastards, BETRAYAL, cry, Demon Slayer, demon-slaying, Demons, DemonSlayerMC, emotional, friendship, heart-wrenching, inosuke, Manga, Nezuko, Protective, sibling bond, smp, tanjiro, waifu

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama unfolds like a soap opera and friendships are tested like never before. Join us if you want to be part of a community that takes Minecraft way too seriously, where alliances are formed and broken over the smallest of disagreements.

But beware, we have a strict “no crying waifus” policy. If you dare make Nezuko cry, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident anime enthusiasts who will stop at nothing to defend her honor.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, intense PvP battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even your waifu getting into a fight with someone else’s waifu over who has the best pixel art.

Name Dropper’s Block Party: Where we judge you solely based on your username! LOL

achievement, Admiration, Based, bastards, BLOCK, Character, determination, different, droppers, Ewen, Excellence, FRENCHMAN, Glorious, god speed, Individual, judge, lol, loyalty, name.., never supported, Party, Passion, Personality, Solely, success, Support, Unique, username

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Zombie Dances:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing alongside a Frenchman who defies all odds and expectations! Ewen, our fearless leader, will guide you through epic adventures and battles like you’ve never seen before. With his charm and wit, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time. So come on, join us and witness the glory of God-speed Ewen in action!

DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, be fat bitch, Blue, blue doritos, Chinese, CHIPS, Coworkers, DoritoCraft, Effort, Evil, evil behavior, faggoons, garner supports, Hero, holo incels, holodrones, kill yourself, lead, Lied, lying.., Nazis, Rally, ruined project, sensitive stuff, Shenanigans, subhuman

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5024
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	9494	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

Stinky SMP: Where things get smelly but no one is resetting or chatting reports

Balanced, borderlands, Chatting, Claims, Cores, CPU, custom origins, Discord, Graves, Griefing, killing, Modded, Modpack, Optimisers, processor, RAM, Reports, Resetting, resource-rich, ryzen, Safezone, Smelly, smp, stealing, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal lag
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both PvP and non-PvP players
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Can I appeal a ban?

A: Yes, appeals are allowed for true rulebreaks.

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: No, the server has absolutely NO resets.

Q: How is the server performance?

A: The server has 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores for great performance.

Q: Are there different playstyles supported?

A: Yes, the server is inclusive of all playstyles such as nomad, builder, PVPer, and trader.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server moderators.

Q: What is the special mod on the server?

A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness.

Hades Hilarity

Aesthetic, artwork, Characters, Community, creativity, Customization, design, Enhancement, Fan Made, Fixing, Gaming, graphics, Hades, Hilarity, Improvement, Mods, Options, Replace, Suggestions, ugly portraits, video game

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2422	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	545	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Tired of looking at those boring, basic portraits in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have mods that can turn those ugly faces into works of art! Join us and watch as Steve transforms into a handsome prince charming or a hilarious meme face – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them on the dance floor and learn their ancient moves, or just sit back and watch as they twirl and spin in perfect harmony.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love. Help him on his quest for romance and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a special reward from beyond the grave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Pixelated Pals: Where Blocks Become BFFs

Amnesia, Anime, BFF’s, big titty gyaru, blocks, comedy, creative writing, Deception, disbelief, FANTASY, Girlfriend, imagination, lying.., Manga, Memory Loss, Mystery, PALS, pixelated, POV, relationships, Roleplay, romance, storytelling, Trust

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Votes:	6691
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than the blocks are the titties of our gyaru players! Picture this: you wake up in a world where you have amnesia and a busty gyaru claims to be your girlfriend. But let’s be real, she’s probably just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild adventure filled with questionable relationships, epic builds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about your past while dodging creepers and flirting with pixelated babes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our crazy Minecraft world!

Minecraft Madness

14HH, awakening, Awareness, Conspiracy Theory, controlled opposition, critical thinking, Deception, distrust, eye-opening, hidden agenda., madness, Manipulation, Media bias, Minecraft, political agenda, Propaganda, Questioning, realization, red flags, skepticism, suspicious, truth-seeking

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Buildings Constructed:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the admins are secretly working for the Ender Dragon? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can escape the clutches of controlled opposition! Join us and uncover the truth behind the creepers’ secret agenda to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest to defeat the ultimate boss – the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

Ponyville Pizzeria

animation, artwork, cartoon, Characters, CHUBBY, Community, cute, Equine, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, fat, Fat Pony, friendship is magic, general, Horse, mlp, My Little Pony, PIZZERIA, plump, pony, Ponyville

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	684
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things fat MLP related! Picture this: you’re riding a giant rainbow-colored pony through a land made entirely of cupcakes and marshmallows, while battling evil creepers with your trusty friendship laser. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Join our server and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be transported to a realm where every block is made of cheese! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fat MLP madness begin!

DigiCraft: Digimon Edition

#Adventure02, #LostEvolution, #toynews, Anime, Bandai, cardgame, digi, Digicraft, Digimon, Dreamers, Edition, Franchise, games, Liberator, Manga, Patch, PC, Savers, Seekers, SURVIVE, Switch, translation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	149	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your gaming experience like the Savers saved the Digimon franchise? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself couldn’t resist playing. Join now for a chance to win a Digimon Survive official website replica in-game!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Digimon Adventure 02 characters are making a special appearance on June 11th. Plus, we have exclusive episodes 0 and 1 that will blow your mind like a Mega level Digimon.

Don’t miss out on our Liberator event where you can battle it out with other players for the ultimate prize of becoming the Digimon Master. And if that’s not enough, we have a special Digimon Seekers quest that will take you on an adventure like no other.

Join now for a chance to win exclusive Digimon Dreamers online distribution updates and BT-18 box art revealed in-game. Plus, pre-order your Premium Heroines set and get a free Ichiban Kuji lottery figure with every purchase.

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate Digimon champion!

Adam’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets WWE for epic storytelling, bay-bay!

adam cole, Adams, bay-bay, baybay, BLOCK, Champion, charismatic leader, Entertainment, Epic, meets, Minecraft, Monday Night Raw, NXT, nxt champion, Party, professional wrestling, singles competition, Smackdown Live, Sports Entertainment, story time, storytelling, Superstar, tag team, wrestling, wrestling fan, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride on a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with talking chickens who just want to gossip about the latest drama in the coop. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise birthday party for Steve.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Adam Cole, who will regale you with epic tales of his adventures in the Minecraft world. Who knew that mining for resources could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those dancing llamas).

Pixel Pervs

Anime, beauty, culture, discomfort, Fragrance, Girls, hygiene, makeup, Manga, nauseating, Overpowering, perfume, Pervs, PIXEL, Preferences, pungent, room, smell, societal norms, Stereotypes, Unpleasant, Women

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Mines Excavated:	2217
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Star Shards Collected:	62
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1055
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

before, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, Currency, decentralized finance, diamonds, Edition, financial news, fucking, gamestop, gme, investing, Link, market manipulation, market volatility, meme stocks, Memecraft, pumped, PUMPS, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, stock market, stonks, Trading, wall street

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

1.19.0, Activo, amigos, argentina, CREEPERS, Cruxi, decorativo, echado, edad, Hosting with Essentials, mal comportamiento, Premium, Privado, Proyectos, reclutamiento, ShoreGaming, smp, Survival, Técnico, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1900	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.