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  • Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

    Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DemonSlayerMC SMP

    DemonSlayerMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama unfolds like a soap opera and friendships are tested like never before. Join us if you want to be part of a community that takes Minecraft way too seriously, where alliances are formed and broken over the smallest of disagreements.

    But beware, we have a strict “no crying waifus” policy. If you dare make Nezuko cry, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident anime enthusiasts who will stop at nothing to defend her honor.

    So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, intense PvP battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even your waifu getting into a fight with someone else’s waifu over who has the best pixel art.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Name Dropper’s Block Party: Where we judge you solely based on your username! LOL

    Name Dropper’s Block Party: Where we judge you solely based on your username! LOL

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing alongside a Frenchman who defies all odds and expectations! Ewen, our fearless leader, will guide you through epic adventures and battles like you’ve never seen before. With his charm and wit, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time. So come on, join us and witness the glory of God-speed Ewen in action!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

    DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PunishCraft: Crime Edition

    PunishCraft: Crime Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

    Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

    But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyUkrGeneral

    CraftyUkrGeneral

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • IronToothedDragons

    IronToothedDragons

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

    SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP