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Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

hypothetical scenario, Fun, film, Movie, ending

Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

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Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

demanding justice, community involvement, Pack, step in, general public

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

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DemonSlayerMC SMP

Manga, cry, action, waifu, sibling bond

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where drama unfolds like a soap opera and friendships are tested like never before. Join us if you want to be part of a community that takes Minecraft way too seriously, where alliances are formed and broken over the smallest of disagreements.

But beware, we have a strict “no crying waifus” policy. If you dare make Nezuko cry, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident anime enthusiasts who will stop at nothing to defend her honor.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic builds, intense PvP battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even your waifu getting into a fight with someone else’s waifu over who has the best pixel art.

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Name Dropper’s Block Party: Where we judge you solely based on your username! LOL

FRENCHMAN, bastards, god speed, Admiration, achievement

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing alongside a Frenchman who defies all odds and expectations! Ewen, our fearless leader, will guide you through epic adventures and battles like you’ve never seen before. With his charm and wit, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time. So come on, join us and witness the glory of God-speed Ewen in action!

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DoritoCraft: Where Blue Chips Lead to Evil Shenanigans!

bastards, garner supports, Rally, DoritoCraft, Coworkers

Are you tired of dealing with lying, fat bitches who ruin everything they touch? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! We promise no Chinese, Nazi-supporting, year-long project-ruining, coworker-shitting-on fat bitches here! Only the most epic gamers unite on our server, where faggoons and Hololive incels are not welcome. Join us and be a part of a community that doesn’t tolerate bottom-of-the-barrel subhumans. So what are you waiting for? Kill yourself and join our server today!

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GeoPol Server

Character, stealing, Factions, Nations, Automation

GeoPol Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to GeoPol – A Geopolitical Minecraft Experience!
Features	Join a growing, tight-knit community where you can help shape a world of nations, diplomacy, and strategy.
Temporary Map	Explore our temporary world while we prepare the main map. It’s your chance to get a feel for the server and provide feedback!
Why Join?	Influence the server’s rules and mechanics. Get an early start and learn the system. Experience a more relaxed world before the main launch.
Core Rules	Conduct: Be respectful. Toxic behavior won’t be tolerated. No doxxing, threats, or criminal activity. Build nations, not factions. In-Game: No griefing, stealing, or random killing. Food farms only; other automation needs approval. RP: Stay in character in RP channels. Alliances must be logical. Trade routes need to be realistic. Claim your builds to protect them.
Join GeoPol	Get in early, shape the server, and create your legacy. Ready to apply for a nation? Join now!
Version	1.21.1

FAQs

Q: How can I apply for a nation on GeoPol?

A: To apply for a nation, you can visit our website and fill out the application form under the “Join GeoPol” section.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

A: GeoPol is open to players of all ages. However, we expect all players to follow the server rules and maintain a respectful environment for everyone.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server’s rules and mechanics?

A: Yes, we encourage players to provide feedback and suggestions to help improve the server. You can share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game chat.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed under certain conditions, such as in designated PvP zones or during wars between nations. Random killing and griefing, however, are not permitted.

EpicCraft – Adventure Awaits 1.20

Arya Kuroha, Bluebell.EVE, TRiGGERPHiSH, Minya Scott, Planei Hoshikuzu

Yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got VSPO! EN & Specialite General, where you can chat about all the VSPO! EN and Specialite talents like a boss! Check out these official links, they’ll blow your mind!

And guess what? We got a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and play with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, Riko Solari, Miki Hitsugi, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, Miu Akumiya, Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, Azeria.EVE, Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, Lumi Yukime, and more!

Plus, we got some crazy merch and voice packs that will make you scream “heck yeah!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🤪🎉

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FishyRoomie Minecraft Server

onions, FishyRoomie, advice, EMBARRASSMENT, Mildew

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately notice a strange smell lingering in the air. You start exploring and realize that the source of the smell is one of your fellow players! That’s right, we have a real-life stinker in our midst. Will you confront them about their odor or try to avoid them at all costs? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have secret group chats where you can air out all your dirty laundry and confront awkward situations head-on. Who knows what drama will unfold when you bring up that one player who never showers? Will they get embarrassed and lash out, or will they finally take a hint and clean up their act?

So come join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of stink. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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SisNoWaitCraft

Glutes, patience, self improvement, Apology, disagreement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.

But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!

And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!

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CommunityCraft

Powerful dedicated server, no land claims, Creative world server, PvP, Join us in the Discord

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Cooperative Survival
Difficulty	Hard
Platforms	Java & Bedrock
IP	play.communitycraft.online

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes CommunityCraft SMP different?	Community-built and led server with multiple owners, no single person has final say. Friendly admin team.
What kind of server is this?	Cooperative Survival on Java & Bedrock, proximity voice chat, PVP with consent, player-led economy, no paid ranks or cheating allowed.
How do I join?	Join the Discord, submit an application, and get on the server.