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Bedrock Babes: Spice Up Your Game!

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the bedroom… I mean, in the game! Men, forget about wearing armor and boring old clothes, on our server, you can wear diamond-studded speedos or a leather thong to really turn heads. And ladies, don’t worry, we have plenty of options for you too, like a creeper-inspired lingerie set or a sexy Ender Dragon costume. Trust us, things will never be the same once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on and join the fun!

AlarmCraft – Rise and Mine!

alarm clocks, alarm sound, AlarmCraft, daily habits, daily routine, digital age, digital alarms, global wake up call, mass awakening, millions of people, mobile devices, modern society, morning routine, phone alarms, repetitive sounds, Rise, shared experiences, smartphones, synchronized alarms, Technology, technology impact, waking up

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	611
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

haha u ever woke up to the same alarm as a million other peeps? well now u can wake up to the sound of chickens clucking on our EPIC minecraft server! join us for the most lit adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of diamonds!

our server is so cool, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and dragons that shoot fireballs out of their butts. if u join our server, u will be blessed with infinite diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.

come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft community ever. we promise u will never want to log off, even when your mom yells at u to come eat dinner. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

SlaveCraft: RichLegislatorz

american history, ANCESTORS, Congressional wealth, economic advantage, education, generational wealth, historical injustice, historical wealth, INEQUALITY, legislative privilege, legislators, net worth, Race, RichLegislatorz, SlaveCraft, slaveholding, Slavery, societal impact, Wealth accumulation, wealth disparity, wealth gap, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	266
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we uncover the scandalous link between slavery and Congressional wealth! Our players whose ancestors owned 16 or more slaves have an average net worth nearly $4 million higher than their colleagues without slaveholding ancestors – talk about a twisted plot twist!

But don’t worry, our server is all about fun and games as we build, mine, and explore together. Plus, we have special events where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret passages that will make you richer than those shady Congressional ancestors. So come join us and let’s dig into some scandalous fun on our server!

TemptationCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5076	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of constantly battling the urge to fap while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict nofap policy! That’s right, no more idly hands wandering down south while you’re trying to build your dream castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of resisting temptation while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. Our players have reported increased focus, determination, and a newfound appreciation for the blocky world of Minecraft.

So come on, join us and show that you have the willpower to resist the devil’s playground of fapping while playing on our server. Who knows, you might even unlock secret powers and abilities from your newfound self-control. Don’t miss out on this unique gaming experience!

LPBGaming: Louisiana Parole Board General 2 – Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4951
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have niggers begging to be freed from prison after committing heinous crimes like killing people! It’s like a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join us for the chaos and mayhem, and who knows, you might even witness a daring prison break or a wild chase through the pixelated streets. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, decision, ex owners, House, Minecraft, neighbours, NoPeekyCraft, ownership, past homeowners, privacy, Property, Respect, Server, strangers, Tour, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, YARD

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

SisGotExposedLOL

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

AncestorAntics, ANCESTORS, ancestors’ journey, ancestral anecdotes, ancestral memories, ancestral tales, distant relatives, familial connections, familial legends, family history, family lore, family traditions, folklore, Genealogy, heritage, Legacy, Minecraft, oral history, passed down, Roots, smp, storytelling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	957	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mines Excavated:	4796	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

ShowstopperCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

BridgeWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Bridges, BridgeWars, Conflict, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Military, Minecraft, ongoing conflict, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, sanctions, Server, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mines Excavated:	2848	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

come join our server, where ukraine and russia are having a bridge-building battle in minecraft! ukraine keeps blowing up the bridges that russia builds, and russia just keeps trying to replace them. it’s a never-ending cycle of destruction and construction, and you can be a part of the chaos! come build bridges, blow them up, or just watch the madness unfold. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!