Basic Information MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

geo, DSPP, Basic Information, Citadel becomes insolvent, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

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DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

smp, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, DiamondDoge, Minecraft, Watch Along

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

smp, THURSDAY, Temporary alliance, night, gme

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

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Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

DSPP, Failure to delivery, Server, Short Restrictions, Gamestop hustle

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

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RedFactionMC – Guerilla Gaming Server

Current Trade Halts, Gaming, RedFactionMC, GameStop Investor Site, Quarterly Movements

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got everything you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. Need a break from building? Take a mandatory study break and watch some epic GameStop investor site videos.

But wait, there’s more! Join our temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us. And don’t forget to check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – we take financial security very seriously here.

Oh, and did we mention the final boss? DTCC with 60T USD, ready to pay up if Citadel becomes insolvent. It’s like a real-life video game showdown!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let the shenanigans begin. Just remember, always sneed hedgies.

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Vanilla so uneasy, it’s like eating a spoonful of cinnamon!

Cheaters, GRIEFED.., lawlessness, cinnamon, rules

IP:	uneasyvanilla.com
Version:	1.20.6

Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight-knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.

Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecraft’s original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!

While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.

Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!

You can find us at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server.

Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com Join us now, you won’t regret it!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	While we embrace a sense of anarchy, we do have some rules in place to protect the integrity of the server and the gameplay experience for all players. Griefing that goes beyond reasonable limits is not allowed.
Are there any plugins on the server?	We strive to maintain a vanilla experience on our server, but we do have some essential plugins for moderation and performance purposes. However, we keep the gameplay as close to vanilla as possible.
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP “uneasyvanilla.com” in your Minecraft client. Make sure you are using the correct version to connect to our server.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. However, we encourage players to engage in fair and friendly PvP encounters. Any form of excessive harassment or bullying will not be tolerated.

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

Momosuzu Nene, Shishiro Botan, drawing, CraftyCreeper, blue rep

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server like no other? Join us and meet NePoLaBo, the interdimensional idol who will serenade you with her enchanting voice while building the most epic structures. And don’t forget about Omaru Polka, the circus performer turned VTuber ringmaster who will dazzle you with her acrobatics and keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Yukihana Lamy, the noble blue rep from a snowy land who will bring a touch of elegance to your Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about Shishiro Botan, the lazy white lion who may prefer lazing around, but will always come through with powerful heals when you need them the most.

Join us on this server for a crazy mix of music, acrobatics, nobility, and gaming addiction. Who knows what kind of shenanigans these characters will get up to next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the madness!

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HumilCraft Minecraft Server

HumilCraft, public humiliation, psychological impact, mental health, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our daily “Humiliation Ritual” where players are pitted against each other in ridiculous challenges like building a house blindfolded or fighting off creepers with only a stick. The loser gets publicly humiliated in the server chat for all to see! It’s a hilarious way to bond with your fellow players and show off your skills (or lack thereof). So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails!

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SelfishHubby Minecraft Server

Conflict, Server, Wife, husband, Marriage

Looking for a Minecraft server that will renew your sense of adventure and fun? Look no further than our server, where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic quests!

Join us and experience the thrill of waiting in line at the head office for passport renewals, just like our fearless player who embarks on a 4-hour journey to get it done in the nick of time. Will they make it before the deadline? Will they have to sell their above-ground pool to pay for it? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who should fill out passport applications and who should be responsible for getting photos signed. It’s a battle of wits and wills that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

So if you’re ready for a server that will test your patience, your relationships, and your sanity, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have passport applications and photo signatures to conquer?

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DadDocDelay – Minecraft Server

Rushing, adulting, disassociation, family dynamics, pet store

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where being late is a crime punishable by being chased by a pack of angry wolves! 🐺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s crazy morning drive!

🕰️ Set your alarms and make sure to wake up on time, or face the wrath of our virtual father figure who will berate you for being late to our epic quests! ⏰ Don’t forget your dog’s leashes or you’ll have to buy them in-game at our virtual pet store, just like this player had to do! 🐕

😂 Get ready for some intense role-playing where you’ll have to apologize multiple times and disassociate from reality to survive the journey with our quirky community members! 🤪 Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to help you navigate through family drama and absurd situations?

🎮 So come join us and experience the chaos, laughter, and unexpected moments that only our Minecraft server can provide! Who needs a boring morning drive when you can have a wild adventure with us instead? 😉

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