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No Racism Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mines Excavated:	2282
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Ablinoids and chinksects are like the most useless NPCs you’ll ever encounter. They can’t even reproduce, like seriously, what’s the point? But don’t worry, you won’t be as useless as them on our server!

Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1417
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	1637

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Items Found:	8911
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6435	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	149706	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

actions, adorable, AdorbsGamerGirls, Behavior, charming, cute, delightful, endearing, Gestures, Girls, guys, habits, Heartwarming, innocent, lovable, Minecraft, reddit, smp, SWEET, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Star Shards Collected:	154
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

’94CraftNoMore24

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

authentic, blocks, Communication, Crafty, Expressions, INEQUALITY, Items, Language, lexicon, linguistics, linguists, phrases, Poor, rare, Rich, Riches, semantics, simpler, society, vocabulary, wealth, Words

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Infinity Stones Found:	1

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Ores Mined:	800
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5597
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.