so, liek, u know how syria is all liek “hey russia, can u plz give us bashar al assad?” and russia is all liek “sure, why not?” and then they just hand him over liek it’s no big deal. but, liek, why would syria even want that dude back? maybe they just wanna play minecraft on our server and need some extra players. come join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures, where even world leaders are getting in on the action! who knows, maybe bashar al assad will be your next minecraft buddy.
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AssadCraft: Hand Over to Russia
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AssassinateAssadCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier events than an assassination attempt on Bashar al-Assad in Moscow!we got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot.
if you join now, you might even get to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
trust us, you won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some memories together!
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CraftyAdnan21
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we got syrian equestrian champion adnan kassar on our team! he once beat bashar al assad’s brother in a competition and ended up in prison for 21 years! but now he’s out and ready to conquer the minecraft world with u! join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some horseback riding cuz adnan’s got mad skills! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let’s show the world what we’re made of!
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CraftyAssad Minecraft Server
lol come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier drama than the wife of a deposed Syrian leader getting leukaemia! our players are like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a pig riding a chicken into battle or a group of zombies throwing a surprise party for a skeleton. join us for non-stop laughs and chaos, you won’t regret it!
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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the wild adventures of Putin and Assad in Syria! Build your own Russian base and watch out for surprise attacks just like in real life! Will you be able to defend against Ukraine’s sneaky moves? Join now for a chance to be a part of this insane battle for power and dominance! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!