Bash MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Booty Bash

Self Respect, self celebration, self-validation, self-empowerment, self improvement

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in a Minecraft server where your favorite body part will be your ultimate weapon? Join us and discover the power of your pinky toe as you kick creepers into oblivion! Unleash the wrath of your elbow as you smash through blocks with ease! And don’t even get us started on the sheer awesomeness of your belly button – it’s a portal to a secret realm filled with diamonds and cake! So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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GF-Blocker Graduation Bash

grudges, emotional stability, girlfriend exclusion, graduation party, Bash

Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and pixels? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers and endless adventures!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a virtual graduation party breaks out! Your daughters are celebrating their academic achievements with a themed cake and decorations, but wait… their emotionally unstable mother is causing chaos. She’s threatening not to attend if your new girlfriend shows up, claiming it’s disrespectful. But fear not, because on our server, you can bring all your virtual partners without any drama!

Join us for a chance to build a new family with your blocky friends, slay dragons together, and maybe even find love in the pixelated world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

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Santa’s Spawn Day Bash

Day, Birthday, DECEMBER, special day, gift giving

yo, if u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, u gotta know dat if u were born on Christmas, u get DOUBLE da gifts on dis server. like, santa and ur parents team up to give u da most epic loot eva. we got diamond armor for days and creepers dat explode in confetti instead of blowing u up. plus, if u tell us ur bday is on Christmas, we’ll throw u a virtual party with cake and fireworks. join now and celebrate ur special day like never before!

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Bokoblin Bash Minecraft Server

Ritualistic, Nintendo, legend, tradition, Bash

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the Bokoblin humiliation ritual, where we dress up as Bokoblins and dance around a campfire while chanting hilarious insults at each other. It’s a wild time you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pig poop. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with this fabulous swine!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of the Creeper Cannonball Run, where you launch yourself out of a cannon and try to land on a moving Creeper. It’s explosive fun for the whole family!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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PartyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, banger, Party, exclusive, Invitation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the parties are so epic that even the Ender Dragon shows up to bust a move! Join us if you want to be part of the exclusive club that throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

We’ve got diamond-studded dance floors, creeper DJs dropping sick beats, and unlimited cake for everyone to indulge in. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to join in on the fun.

So if you’re tired of being left out of the coolest parties in the Minecraft universe, come join us and experience a party like no other. Who needs real-life social events when you can party with us in the virtual world? Let’s get this block party started!

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DesertCraft: Birthday Bash Beatdown

middle eastern men, brutality, assault, crime, Birthday

omg u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af like a birthday party gone wrong, just like dis lesbian couple who got attacked by a mob of ‘middle eastern men’ like wtf is even happening in dis world? but on dis server, u can be whoever u want and no one gonna beat u up cuz we all about peace and love and building dope creations like a giant rainbow unicorn made outta diamonds and obsidian. so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world, where u can be safe and have fun and maybe even find ur own diamond unicorn to ride into the sunset. u won’t regret it, trust me.

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CreeperCrew BBQ Bash

family, Bash, Marriage, Hiding, relationships

Are you tired of your husband’s coworker constantly texting him and invading your personal space? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no coworker drama” policy! Join us and escape the clutches of that pesky coworker once and for all!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your own virtual BBQ and invite whoever you want – without any meddling mother-in-laws or unwanted guests showing up unannounced. It’s a BBQ party where you’re in control!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly coworkers who just can’t seem to take a hint. Will you be brave enough to face them and reclaim your Minecraft territory? Join now and find out!

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Birthday Bash Bonanza

Bash, family, favorite artist, Overlooked, Birthday

Are you tired of your birthday always being overshadowed by your older sibling’s events? Do you want to celebrate your special day without being forced to attend a football game and tailgate? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a birthday bash like no other, where you can build your own party palace and invite all your friends to celebrate with you. No parents’ weekend or sibling rivalry here – just pure birthday bliss! Plus, rumor has it that your favorite artist will be performing live in-game for your special day. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime – join our server now and let the birthday festivities begin!

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Dad’s Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

Dads, Travelling, Birthday, anxiety, dad

Are you tired of boring family trips to Arizona? Do you dread the thought of leaving your cozy home in Canada? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and escape the anxiety of traveling by exploring our virtual world from the comfort of your own home. No need to worry about airfare or accommodations, because everything is already built for you!

Plus, if you’re feeling guilty about turning down the offer, just tell your family that you’re busy building your own virtual paradise on our server. They can go on their trip without you while you craft your way to glory.

So why travel to Arizona when you can embark on epic adventures in Minecraft instead? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life travel woes!

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Baby Boom Grad Bash

celebration, generational events, high school graduation, Disappointment, difficult decision

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise non-stop fun and adventure that will distract you from any real-life problems!

Join us for insane builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your family drama and focus on building the best virtual world possible.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, because we have unicorns roaming around, dragons to slay, and a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, all your real-life problems will magically disappear (Disclaimer: this is not scientifically proven, but it’s worth a shot, right?).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride that will make you forget all about skipping your twins’ graduation for the birth of a grandchild. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

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