Crusher Basement Server Info
– Just started in August! Looking for a new group to join? This is it!
– No pay-to-win here, ever! Donations only give cool looks and stuff!
– Realistic money system. Limited cash to share among players.
– Secret Market for rare and strong gear.
– Cool ranking system with perks for each level. Try /ranks!
– Loads more stuff! Auctions, player shops, quests, clans, and more!
Why wait? Join now and play today!
play.crusherbasement.com
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, just like in the real world! Will you be the one making excuses for not cooking for everyone, or will you be the one getting insulted for expecting others to fend for themselves?
But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the luxury of having someone else pay for your sightseeing adventures and meals at fancy restaurants. It’s like winning the jackpot, but in Minecraft form!
So come join our server and experience the chaos and comedy of family dynamics in a whole new way. Who knew virtual family drama could be so entertaining?
Anyway, we ended up playing board games for like 4 or 5 hours and I was just not feeling it, ya know? I wanted to play my Switch and enjoy my birthday present game, but apparently that made me look like an asshole. And then my boyfriend starts saying his friends never liked me! Like, what?! Should I have just sucked it up and played the stupid board game? Join this server for drama, board game shenanigans, and questionable pet accommodations!
Join us and experience the ultimate freedom that comes with building your own virtual world. No more mommy drama, no more guilt-trips for spending the night away from home. On our server, you can be the master of your own destiny (or at least your own blocky castle).
We’ve got therapists on standby to help you work through any mommy issues that may arise while mining for diamonds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new therapist buddy to commiserate with over a virtual campfire.
So, say goodbye to living under the thumb of your girlfriend’s mom and hello to a world where the only controlling force is your own creativity. Join our server today and start building the life you’ve always dreamed of (without any meddling in-laws in sight)!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about dusty basements or uncomfortable mattresses. You can build the grandest castle, the tallest tower, or the craziest rollercoaster without anyone telling you to make room for someone else.
Forget about arguing with your parents, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a cramped house when you can have an entire virtual world to yourself? Join now and say goodbye to sharing your space with pesky relatives!
Are you tired of boring old servers where dogs aren’t allowed to have their own personal bathrooms? Well, look no further! On our server, every dog gets their own luxurious toilet to drink from, just like our beloved Benny the shepadoodle.
But that’s not all – we also have a strict rule that no humans are allowed to use the doggy bathroom. It’s exclusively for our four-legged friends, because they deserve the best treatment possible!
Join us on this wacky journey where relationships take a backseat to the love we have for our pets. Who needs romance when you have a loyal companion like Benny by your side?
So come on down to our server and experience the joy of letting your dog drink from their very own toilet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! And remember, on our server, dogs always come first. So ditch the drama and join us for a howling good time!
Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!
So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉
Picture this: a guardian uncle, two nephews, a girlfriend with four sisters, and a whole lot of drama. Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords.
Build your own virtual bedroom and bathroom, just like the ones in the basement renovation project that started it all. Will you choose the architect’s specs or go wild with your own design?
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a Taylor Swift concert (virtual, of course). Just remember, favoring your virtual nephews over your virtual girlfriend’s sisters might lead to some virtual drama.
So come on in and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a whole new level of entertainment.
Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.
So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!