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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

InventFailz – Minecraft SMP

blunder, catastrophe, cautionary tale, Civilization, Disaster, Downfall, error, Failure, hindsight, History, human invention, innovation, InventFailz, Minecraft, misguided, mistake, progress, regret, Regrettable, smp, Technology, Warning, worst invention

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	622	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	9193
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3810	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is home to the most chaotic and ridiculous inventions you’ll ever see. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lab where players are trying to create a potion that turns everything into cake. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our server!

NeverlandCraft

Adventure, countries I won’t revisit, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Experience, Explore, Foreign, long tail: places I won’t return to, Memories, never again, NeverlandCraft, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, travel destinations I regret visiting, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Remember that one time you accidentally stumbled into a country filled with killer bunnies and exploding sheep? Yeah, never going back there again. But hey, if you’re looking for a wild adventure without the risk of getting blown up by fluffy animals, then you should definitely join our Minecraft server!

We’ve got a land so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to fly over it. Our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not literally, but we do have some pretty sweet loot).

So if you’re tired of boring old countries and want to explore a world where anything is possible, join our server now! Who knows, you might even run into a talking cow or a dancing creeper. Just don’t ask them for directions, they’re terrible at navigation.

CraftyBrains – Tap into the collective genius

ai, artificial brain, Artificial Intelligence, Collective, CraftyBrains, economic structures, emergent property, GENIUS, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, innovation, recorded human knowledge, Resources, richest companies, Tap, Technology, wealth

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

come join our minecraft server where our players are actually artificial brains created by the richest companies and individuals in the world! we have the entirety of recorded human knowledge at our fingertips, so you know our builds are gonna be epic! economic structures have led us to this point, so why not embrace the inevitable and join us in this crazy adventure?

imagine mining with a brain that has all the answers, or battling mobs with a brain that can outsmart them at every turn. the possibilities are endless on our server, where AI reigns supreme and humanity takes a backseat.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs regular players when you can have artificial brains running the show? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for a truly mind-blowing experience!

ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

adhd, Adults, adverse events, cohort study, combined therapy, comorbid depression, Effectiveness, findings, long-term outcomes, medication, mental health, methylphenidate, neurology, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, research, Risk, Safety, squad, SSRIs, Treatment

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

LMAO Minecraft Server: Skip ENreco, Play JP GTA RP!

7d2d, Daily, en, ENReco, Entertainment, everyday, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, grand theft auto, GTA, humor, japanese, JP gta RP, lmao, Minecraft, ONLINE, Play, Played, Roleplaying, Server, Skip, skipped, skipping, video games

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Votes:	7146	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Potions Brewed:	28
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your gaming habits? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a virtual world! We’ve got players who skip 90% of the game content like it’s no big deal, just casually cruising through like they own the place. And forget about boring old English servers, we’ve got players who are so dedicated to their Japanese GTA RP that they practically live in the game. Plus, who needs to play in English when you can skip the entire EN 7d2d server and still have a blast on ours? Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – just don’t forget to buckle up, because things are about to get insane!

New Japan Guy Minecraft SMP Fun Time

acceptance, aew, Awareness, bullying, compassion, criticism, Differences, disability, Diversity, Empathy, fan culture, Fun, guy, Inclusivity, Japan, Minecraft, mocking, new japan, perspective, sensitivity, smp, Time, tolerance, Understanding, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ores Mined:	6307
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mines Excavated:	2756	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in the best way possible.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and now rule with an iron hoof. Or maybe you’re intrigued by the rumor that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the world, complete with dancing creepers and glowstone cocktails.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

NoHubbyNoPartyCraft

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, Family Values, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ inclusion, marriage issues, Marriage Support, NoHubbyNoPartyCraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, support system, wedding decisions, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
New Chunks Explored:	61781	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings with the same old drama? Then come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a wedding-free zone! No need to worry about family feuds or awkward seating arrangements here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members crashing the party. Our server is the perfect place for gamers, comic lovers, and introverts alike – no judgments here!

So why wait? Join now and escape the drama for a world of endless possibilities. Who needs a wedding when you can have a virtual paradise all to yourself? Let’s build, create, and laugh together on our epic Minecraft server – where family drama is just a distant memory.

Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7234
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍