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DateRedFlagsMC SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	82
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Potions Brewed:	55	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4344	Towns Built:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
New Chunks Explored:	369490	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Animals Bred:	168	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!