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Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of getting frisky in the same old boring places like the bedroom and couch? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and explore our wild and wacky world where you can get it on in all sorts of crazy locations. From the top of a towering mountain to the depths of a creepy cave, the possibilities are endless! Who knew mining for diamonds could be so steamy? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sexy adventure like no other. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might try to cockblock you!

HellCraft: Nightmare Edition

Agony, anguish, Darkness, Demons, Despair, Edition, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fear, fire and brimstone, haunting visions, HELLCRAFT, ISOLATION, never-ending torment, Nightmare, personal hell, psychological torture, punishment, Suffering, Torment, torture, unbearable pain

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dimension Hops:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Imagine a world where the only blocks available are dirt and gravel, where creepers spawn in broad daylight, and where the only food source is poisonous potatoes. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and survival is a constant battle against the odds.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For those who dare to join our server, there are endless opportunities for hilarity and mayhem. Build a house out of TNT and watch it explode in spectacular fashion, challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a platform made entirely of ice, or try your luck at navigating a maze filled with invisible walls and hidden traps.

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, why not venture into the Nether and face off against a horde of zombie pigmen armed only with a wooden sword? Or test your parkour skills by jumping from cloud to cloud in the End, where the only way to survive is to keep moving forward.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Who knows, you might just find that your personal hell is actually a whole lot of fun!

MoldovaMayhem:USvsRussia

Canada, Democracy, demonstrations, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign interference, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Government, Incite, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaMayhemUSvsRussia, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, russia, security concerns, uk, US, Warning

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

haha u kno what’s more fun than political turmoil? MINECRAFT! come join our server for a wild time like no other. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep. forget about real world problems and come build ur dream castle with us. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once u get to know him. so what are u waiting for? join now before the Russians start building their own pixelated protests in Moldova!

CraftyThoughtsMC

abstract concept, animated characters, animation, artistic expression, artistic interpretation, conceptual art, CraftyThoughtsMC, creative visualization, creativity, design, digital art, Graphic design, illustration, imagination, Motion Graphics, personification, storytelling, symbolic representation, thought, visual metaphor, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	273	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and, like, ur thoughts come to life as ANIMATED characters! like, ur brain is a literal cartoon world where u can, like, battle ur inner demons in epic pixelated showdowns! join now and watch ur thoughts come ALIVE in this INSANE minecraft server! u won’t believe ur eyes, bro!

BlockyBabyBoom: Preventing Premature Pixels

BlockyBabyBoom, collaborative study, early birth, early intervention, intervention, maternal care, maternal health, maternal mental health, maternal support, maternal well-being, mental health intervention, morbidity, mortality, newborn care, newborn health, perinatal depression, pixels, pregnancy complications, pregnancy outcomes, Premature, prenatal depression, preterm birth, preventing, risk reduction

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ores Mined:	4594

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz, like, it’s been proven by science dat it can, like, totally help reduce da risk of early birth and, like, save newborns from, like, certain doom and stuff. Like, imagine being a hero in Minecraft and saving virtual babies from early birth just by playing on dis server. It’s like a superhero mission, but in blocky pixel form. So, like, come join us and be a part of dis amazing journey to save Minecraft babies from early birth and stuff. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Krestocraft.ru Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Bases, Cases, Communication, Community, Events, Friends, Krestocraft, Minecraft, Raiding, Starter Kit

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Animals Bred:	125	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Anarchy where you can raid bases and communicate with players. You can find friends here! Friendly community and interesting events

krestocraft.mclan.ru

FirstWorldProblems Minecraft Server

air conditioning, class distinctions, comfort, convenience, developed countries, electricity, environmental impact, Expectations, first world, FirstWorldProblems, heating and cooling, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, modern amenities, Privilege, quality of life, Server, societal norms, Standards, Technology, wealth, well-being

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being a first worlder again! Our virtual world is equipped with the most high-tech air conditioning systems, keeping you cool and comfortable while you build, mine, and battle creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our air conditioning blocks have magical powers that can make you fly! So come join us and soar through the skies in style. Who needs real life when you can have air conditioning in Minecraft?

TrumpJones Minecraft Server

alex jones, alternative news, conservative commentators, conspiracy theories, controversial figures, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, media personalities, Minecraft, political alliances, political commentary, political drama, political partnerships, political speculation, potential VP picks, Presidential election, right-wing media, Server, speculation, TrumpJones, unconventional choices, us politics, vice president

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Donald Trump and Alex Jones team up to create the most epic political duo in history! Build your own White House, create crazy conspiracy theories, and battle it out with other players to see who will reign supreme in this wacky alternate reality. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that ensues when these two join forces in the world of Minecraft!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Apology, back seat driver, Chronic pain, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, coping mechanisms, Driving, emotional response, Empathy, Frustration, LostCraft, medical appointment, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, relationship, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Transportation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all your troubles, whether it’s chronic pain, bad drivers, or back seat drivers.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your own virtual world, far away from the stress of real life. Who needs to worry about addresses and appointments when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers?

And don’t worry about any drama with your boyfriend – on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is mobs and other players in epic PvP battles. So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

SisterlyEmergency vs WifelyInconsiderate

AITA Wife Inconsiderate Moving New home Sister Emergency childbirth Me Boxes Setting up Early Husband Leaving Unpacking Risks Giving birth Prematurely Snapping Upset Unreasonable, SisterlyEmergency, WifelyInconsiderate

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper exploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s sister went into emergency childbirth while he was unpacking boxes in his new house. Who knew moving could be so eventful?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife, where he defends his decision to rush to his sister’s side during a life-threatening situation. Will they reconcile their differences, or will the tension continue to simmer like a lava pit?

If you’re looking for a server that’s never short on excitement, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?