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CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	481	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Magic Items Found:	2165	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Potions Brewed:	50	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Bliss, butterflies in stomach, Commitment, Connection, deep connection, devotion, emotional bond, emotions, Happiness, Heartwarming, infatuation, Intimacy, joy, love, LoveCraftedMC, Passion, relationships, romance, soulmate, true love

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate love story between a player and their diamond pickaxe. Feel the rush of excitement as you mine together, conquer dungeons together, and build epic structures together. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side? Love is in the pixels, baby!

LebanonCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, Conflict, Defense, general, international relations, Iran Guards, Iran-Israel Relations, Israel, Killed, lebanon, Lebanon-Israel relations, LebanonCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, Military, military strike, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Senior, Server, state media, strike

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2599	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join our server! we got more action than a cat chasing a laser pointer!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r in the middle of a battle between giant chickens and evil creepers! but don’t worry, u got a diamond sword and a potion of invisibility to help u out!

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? all u gotta do is solve the riddle of the dancing llama to find it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every friday where we all dress up as zombies and have a dance party in the nether! it’s so much fun, u won’t even remember why u were playing on those other lame servers!

so what r u waiting for? join us now and let the craziness begin! senior iran guards general killed in israel lebanon strike? pshh, that’s nothing compared to the epic battles u will experience on our server!