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Turning up the heat in Varendonk! It’s sizzling hot with that “vanilla” flavor!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Location	Europe (Netherlands)
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Preferred Players	Dutch-speaking, English-speaking

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join our discord server to find the server IP: https://discord.gg/k73XwuTRNE
Do I need any mods to play on the server?	No, this is a vanilla survival server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure fair gameplay for all players. Please refer to the discord server for the rules.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Crafty Drunkies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5599
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the temperature is always set to a perfect 77 degrees Fahrenheit, so you can game in ultimate comfort without breaking a sweat! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll feel like you’ve taken 8 mg of clonazepam and had a few drinks – without any of the side effects. Join us for a chill gaming experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and relax in style. Trust us, it’s unreal how comfy you’ll feel on our server!

CraftyCringeLand: Where cringe meets creativity in the world of blocks! based or cringe?

Based, blocks, controversy, CraftyCringeLand, creativity, cringe, criticism, debate, DIVISIVE, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, judgement, meets, meme, opinion, perspective, Popular, reaction, satire, social media, trending, viral, world

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Divine Spears Created:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	8766

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further, because our server is the epitome of epicness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, you heard correctly – Herobrine loves to boogie down with our players and show off his killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat. Who wouldn’t want to win that, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! It’s either join us and be based, or miss out and be cringe. The choice is yours!

Name Dropper’s Block Party: Where we judge you solely based on your username! LOL

achievement, Admiration, Based, bastards, BLOCK, Character, determination, different, droppers, Ewen, Excellence, FRENCHMAN, Glorious, god speed, Individual, judge, lol, loyalty, name.., never supported, Party, Passion, Personality, Solely, success, Support, Unique, username

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Zombie Dances:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of playing alongside a Frenchman who defies all odds and expectations! Ewen, our fearless leader, will guide you through epic adventures and battles like you’ve never seen before. With his charm and wit, you’ll be laughing your way to victory in no time. So come on, join us and witness the glory of God-speed Ewen in action!

Crafty Desi Delights: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies of being a Canadian landlord! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server you can trade rent payments for… other services. Our east Indian tenants are ready and willing to do anything for a roof over their heads, so why not join us and experience the thrill of being a based white Canadian landlord? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your wildest dreams in the world of Minecraft!

DerpCraft: Where the based meet the absurd in Minecraft madness!

Absurd, Based, Bitch, clean, congratulations, culture, DerpCraft, Domination, erm, goes over Mekio, Honor, japanese, Kek, kneel, madness, match, Meet, Meiko, Minecraft, Respect, Roxanne, submissive, tradition, Victory, wrestling

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where players bow down to Roxanne like she’s the queen of the server (which she totally is, by the way).

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated match and suddenly Meiko comes out of nowhere to congratulate you like a total submissive. It’s like a scene straight out of a crazy Japanese drama, but in Minecraft form.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next player to rule over all with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whichever you prefer). Let the chaos begin!

Crafty Nazis – Heinrich Himmler’s Minecraft Madness

Accomplishments.., Based, Crafty, european history, greatest men, heinrich, Heinrich Himmler, Himmlers, Impressive.., madness, Minecraft, Nazis, physically ugly, Powerful, remarkable, rememberable, Respect

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ores Mined:	6816
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1255
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Join our Minecraft server and pay homage to this misunderstood historical figure who shaped European history! Build your own castle and conquer neighboring kingdoms, just like he did. Show off your creativity and strategic skills as you navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, just like he navigated the political landscape of his time.

But beware, there may be secret alliances and betrayals lurking around every corner. Will you rise to power like he did, or will you fall victim to your own ambitions? Only time will tell on our epic Minecraft server.

So come join us and experience the thrill of conquest and power in a world where anything is possible. Just remember, respect for our historical figure is mandatory – after all, he is the reason for so much of what we know today. Join now and become a part of history in the making!

Crafty McLaughy’s Base Playhouse

base, base plays, Based, Crafty, hot day, McLaughys, padner, playhouse, texas

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Yeehaw! Saddle up, cowboys and cowgirls, because this Minecraft server is hotter than a Texas summer day! Get ready to ride into the sunset with your trusty steed (or pig, we don’t judge) and explore a wild west world like no other.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya. We’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more diamonds than a girl’s best friend, and more creepers than… well, more creepers than you can shake a stick at! But don’t worry, our sheriff (aka admin) is always on duty to keep the peace and protect the town from any griefers or bandits.

So come on down to our saloon (aka spawn point) and grab yourself a cold one (aka potion of swiftness) before heading out on your next adventure. Whether you’re looking to mine for riches, build a homestead, or just lasso some chickens for fun, this server has got everything you need to satisfy your wild west cravings.

So what are you waiting for, partner? Saddle up and join us on the craziest, most rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server this side of the Mississippi! Trust me, you’ll be feeling more based than a block of obsidian in no time. Yeehaw! 🤠🌵🐎

Based or Cringe Minecraft Server: LOL Edition

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ores Mined:	6748
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	4496
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic gameplay and no excitement? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic battles, mysterious quests, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the legendary “Is he based or cringe?” challenge, where players must prove their worth by completing ridiculous tasks like building a house out of only dirt blocks or taming a wild chicken as their loyal pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover the ghost’s secrets and earn its respect?

Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or will you? 😉

Blocky Bants & Banter

20, 70, banter, Bants, Based, blocky, cringe, doing.., Faggots, fellow, how are you, Life, Loser, my, NEET, niggas, now.., percent, r9k, still, what’s up, yo

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a neet loser in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where being based is the only way to survive.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most epic gaming community this side of the Nether. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft legend instead? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

abuse of power, BullyBeGone, bullying, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, CubicleCraft, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, Harassment, hostile work environment, HR intervention, intimidation, mental health impact, mistreatment, professional development, psychological abuse, RETALIATION, seeking support, smp, standing up for oneself, toxic work environment, verbal abuse, workplace bullying

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

LoudCarLamentCraft

annoying noise, car culture, car enthusiasts, car exhaust, car modifications, custom cars, disruptive vehicles, inconsiderate drivers, loud cars, loud engines, LoudCarLamentCraft, noisy vehicles, obnoxious cars, vehicle noise, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	162
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

BondCraft Minecraft Server

action, BondCraft, Espionage, fan reactions, Franchise, game design, game development, Gaming, hitman games, iconic character, io interactive, james bond, Licensed Game, long tail tags, Minecraft, New Release, Popular, Sequel, Server, Spy, stealth, video games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7372

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!

Grid Mania Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, body image, character design, controversy, criticism, cultural norms, discussion, Fan Service, fat, Female Characters, Grid, Gridman, internet, Mania, media analysis, Minecraft, Opinions, question.., Rikka, smp, social media, thicc, thighs

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Rikka’s thighs are so fat because she’s been doing squats in Minecraft for hours on end! Join us for a chance to witness this epic feat of virtual fitness and maybe even challenge her to a thigh-off competition. Who knows, you might even get a special prize for participating! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!

LessonsInMinecraftSMP

Challenges, Character development, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning, LessonsInMinecraftSMP, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, Life skills, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Items Found:	7863	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place on the block! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

Forget about life lessons, on our server you’ll learn the most important lesson of all: how to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s a skill you’ll definitely need in real life.

Join now and become part of our wacky community where anything can happen, from building a rollercoaster that launches you into outer space to battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

DreamCrafters

bizarre conversations, dream talk, DreamCrafters, funny anecdotes, nighttime chatter, odd phrases, peculiar statements, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, Sleep Talking, sleep talking anecdotes, sleep talking experiences, sleep talking stories, strange behavior, strange occurrences, subconscious thoughts, talking in sleep, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird things

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate sleep talker’s paradise! Join us and you’ll hear the most bizarre and hilarious sleep talking conversations that will have you laughing for hours.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the earth when suddenly, you hear someone mumbling about flying pigs and talking creepers. Or maybe you’re building a majestic castle when out of nowhere, someone starts reciting the entire Bee Movie script in their sleep. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have legendary treasure hunts where the loot is so valuable, it’ll make your diamond armor look like a pile of dirt. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyTerrorMasters

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	7430
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

u know what else is behind spike? this MINECRAFT server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! we got creepers that dance the macarena, skeletons that tell knock knock jokes, and zombies that do the cha cha slide!

our server is so lit, even MI5 spy chief is talking about it! they said joining our server is the only way to stop Moscow and Tehran from causing terror plots! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world one block at a time!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds! and rumor has it, Herobrine himself hangs out there on weekends! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!