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ThickZoomerLatinaB Minecraft Server

viral, Based, Talking, Online Community, Minecraft

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: a world where zoomer latina bitches roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, our based anons Jerstenz and anoyzesy are here to keep things interesting. Chat with them on Kik or Discord as you navigate through dungeons, build epic structures, and battle it out with other players.

Join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

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BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP

vampire slayer, strong female lead, Horror, binge watching, iconic characters

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! We’ve got a Liberian guy who is so based, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy adventures. From slaying zombies to building epic bases, this server has it all. So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

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Based vanilla no oke. Minecraft server

Based, oke, Vanilla, Minecraft, Server

The owner of the server «Based Vanilla No Okay.» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

57.129.13.63:25576

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RioCraft Minecraft Server

social media, influencer, sports, commentator, England national team

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than Rio Ferdinand himself! That’s right, the legendary footballer is a huge fan of our server and even built a replica of Old Trafford stadium in-game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you find the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Rio Ferdinand approves, so you know it’s gotta be good!

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LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

LameCraft, petabytes, Minecraft, Experience, professional opportunities

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

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MagicalGirlMania – Minecraft Server

#fangirling, MagicalGirlMania, Based, MahoAko, Beautiful

Welcome to the most fabulous and fantastical Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Utena is not just based, it’s based and beautiful, just like that one time a unicorn rode through town on a rainbow and handed out diamond swords to all the players.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our pigs can fly! That’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can help you build the most epic castles in all the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in beautiful colors. And our Nether is a tropical paradise with beaches made of lava and palm trees that grow diamonds instead of coconuts.

So come on down to Utena, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. See you in the game, adventurer!

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VidyaCringeMineServ

Classic vidya, gaming humor., cringe, commentary, reaction

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden deep within the Nether, you will gain the power to turn into a block of cheese at will.

But beware, the server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon who has a penchant for throwing wild parties and challenging players to dance-offs. Will you be able to out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Disco King?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

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RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

Based, Grand Admiral Putin, Expendable, russia, trad

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of artillery attacks just like those Russian soldiers! But don’t worry, in our server, every time a player gets killed by artillery, it’s actually a win for you because you’ll be saving money!

Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!

So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!

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TheBlockBros Minecraft Server

Minecraft, long tail tags, TheBlockBros, true story, debut

Are you tired of boring old wrestling stables with only 3 members? Come join our Minecraft server where we have stables with 10 members each! That’s right, you can create your own epic wrestling stable with all your friends and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Yummy Wummy mob, which drops delicious treats for you to feast on. Just watch out for the Cringe mob, they’ll try to steal your snacks and ruin your day.

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything can happen, from epic wrestling battles to tasty treats and mischievous mobs. It’s a true story that you won’t want to miss out on!

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MomSlayer Minecraft Server

domestic violence, dark secret, Minecraft, MomSlayer, Based

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a rollercoaster? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, one player actually killed their own mom just to get a little push in the game! And that’s just the beginning of the madness. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world!

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