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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9941 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 9905 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
But beware, newfags! If you haven’t got your newboots yet, you better scram before I shatter your tiny inflated egos. Don’t make me wallow in my own arrogance, it’s not a pretty sight.
So why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, you might just catch a glimpse of our legendary leader, who may or may not be a benevolent dictator. Plus, we have exclusive weapons, armor, and potions that will make you the envy of all your friends.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of our domain! (KM AHHM)