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| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 9657 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Animals Bred: | 14 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7807 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!
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So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!
