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CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchantments Applied:	248
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Star Shards Collected:	300
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mines Excavated:	2830	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!