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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3725 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 741 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 131 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
