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WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3493	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

HateSpeechCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	1590
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring words over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have banned all the words that make you cringe! No more “moist” or “panties” to ruin your day. Join us for a word-free paradise where you can build and explore in peace without ever having to hear those dreaded words again. Trust us, your ears will thank you!

JewCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Ores Mined:	6837	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	368	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, come join our server where the Jews are in charge and they are taking over everything! Watch out for flying bagels and matzah balls as you navigate through our crazy world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who are plotting to take over the world. Join them in their quest for world domination or fight against them to protect your precious diamond armor.

And if that’s not enough, we have a group of ninja chickens who are trained in the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for them as you explore the server, they could be hiding anywhere ready to strike at any moment.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next!

KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin

aggression, catastrophe, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Diplomacy, End.., Endgame, international relations, Invasion, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Peace, Politics, putin, russia, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!

we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!

our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

BeeCrafters: No Bear Bottles!

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we shape bottles of honey like BEARS! 🐻🍯 Why insult bees when you can have a honey bear army at your command? 🐝🚫 But beware, the bees are not happy about this and they will stop at nothing to take back their precious honey! 🐝🔥 Will you be able to defend your bear-shaped honey bottles and fend off the angry bees? Join now and find out! 🎮🐻🍯 #SaveTheHoneyBears #BeeWarriors #MinecraftMadness

HotMessMC

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Animals Bred:	167
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS WHO DIED FROM HEAT STROKE! OUR SERVER IS SO COOL (LITERALLY) THAT YOU WON’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MELTING LIKE AN ICE CREAM CONE ON A HOT SUMMER DAY!

WE HAVE EPIC BUILDS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR JAW DROP FASTER THAN THE TEMPERATURES IN EUROPE ROSE IN 2023! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE SUN WOULD BE JEALOUS (BUT DON’T WORRY, YOU WON’T DIE FROM HEAT EXPOSURE HERE)!

JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE COOLEST (LITERALLY) SERVER IN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE! DON’T BE A STATISTIC LIKE THOSE POOR EUROPEANS, JOIN US AND SURVIVE IN STYLE!

LifestealCore

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

LifestealCore The new era of minecraft, having the famous plugin known as “lifesteal” this is a quite a lot interesting concept and is pretty fun to play with. This server has custom plugins, ranks and regular events on the servers. Make sure to join us and give us a try we are totally free to join and play! join us by the ip play.lifestealcore.fun

play.lifestealcore.fun:21876

Levy’s Modded Servers: Where Minecraft meets the Matrix and cows play cards!

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	New Chunks Explored:	528458
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crops Grown:	1901
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server Name	Server Address
ATM10	ATM10.minecraftnoob.com:25567
FTB Plexiglass Mountain	plexiglass.minecraftnoob.com:25566
FTB Revelation	revelation.minecraftnoob.com

I highly recommend joining our Discord to keep in touch with us for updates and to report any issues: Discord Invite Link

Server Specs:

i5-12600KF
64 GB of memory
1 TB NVME SSD (for live saves)
5 1TB HDDs (for backups)

FAQ:

1. Are there any banned items on the servers?

Yes, we have certain items banned on each server to maintain server stability and a fair gameplay environment. Please check the specific server rules for more information.

2. How do I join the server?

You can join by entering the server address provided above in your Minecraft client. Make sure you have the correct modpack installed if required.

3. Is PvP allowed on the servers?

PvP rules vary by server. Please refer to the server-specific rules for more information.

4. How can I report an issue or suggest a new feature?

We encourage players to join our Discord server and submit their reports or suggestions there. Our staff members actively monitor the Discord server for any feedback.

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Potions Brewed:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP: “Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships need more crafting than cardio!”

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mines Excavated:	4353	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8751
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	238

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as hilarious as these jokes? Look no further, join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Ever heard of a creeper doing stand-up comedy? Well, on our server, anything is possible! From building a house made entirely of cheese to organizing a space party on the moon, the possibilities are endless.

Join us and become part of a community where skeletons tell jokes, bears wear vests, and penguins build igloos like pros. And who knows, you might even witness a ninja wearing sneakers while catching a squirrel in a tree!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the laughter and fun begin! Just remember, if you don’t join, you’ll be missing out on all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game!